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  1. 10-19-2010 04:27 PM #1
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    Default Holy $#!% UG likes Halloween...

    2007: http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...es-148413.html

    2008: http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...es-163726.html

    2009: http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...es-175591.html

    Am curious for ideas for myself and wiff that can be done with everyday clothes... doesn't need to be lawltastic, just an excuse so I can show up to party and drink without harassment.
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  2. 10-19-2010 05:19 PM #2
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    His shirt says chick magnet.

    If you can find peeps at this time of year, though, you'll be my hero.
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    UG never posts pics of his costumes, though. So lame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    UG never posts pics of his costumes, though. So lame.
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    'tis true, I FUCKING LOVE HALLOWEEN!!!!1!

    Thing 1 and Thing 2 this year, with a little sign on my wife that says Thing 3 on her belly, at least that's the plan as I see it


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    Mr. Miyagi and gf will be Daniel-san's gf. Going to somehow make my eyes asian for a night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
    Am curious for ideas for myself and wiff that can be done with everyday clothes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind View Post
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    So it looks like my wife and I are hitting some parties this weekend as Jesus and Satans daughter. I have about a three week beard going and Jesus length hair so it's a pretty easy deal.

    Anybody know any funny Jesus one liners I can use as I blaspheme my way through the night? I already have; "My dad's gonna crucify me for this" and the one about the blonde that walked into the church cause she heard there was a guy in there that was hung like this (arms stretched out).
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    Keep asking the same person to get you another beer whenever you finish yours. It may be on the first request or maybe the 5th, but at some point they will say, "no way man, get your own beer." And you respond "Whatever, Judas.."

    To a Jewish person say something like "Hey [insert a jewish last name here which is not their last name], I just wanted to let you know, I'm all about forgiveness, let bygones be bygones, you know? So if you're willing to drop the grudge, so am I." And give them a friendly pat on the back. Really deadpan like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    Keep asking the same person to get you another beer whenever you finish yours. It may be on the first request or maybe the 5th, but at some point they will say, "no way man, get your own beer." And you respond "Whatever, Judas.."
    What? Jesus doesn't drink beer. He drinks wine. Make it realistic.

    You should learn some magic tricks and perform "miracles" for people. Also, "my dad's gonna crucify me for this" line is GOLD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supahaole View Post
    So it looks like my wife and I are hitting some parties this weekend as Jesus and Satans daughter. I have about a three week beard going and Jesus length hair so it's a pretty easy deal.

    Anybody know any funny Jesus one liners I can use as I blaspheme my way through the night? I already have; "My dad's gonna crucify me for this" and the one about the blonde that walked into the church cause she heard there was a guy in there that was hung like this (arms stretched out).
    Bring a bottle of wine, and a plate of crackers... get full attention and yell (as if you have guac or something)... "Hey guys I brought some snacks to share. This is my body given for you if you could eat this in remembrance of me that would be great." Repeat with wine as necessary.
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    walk round with a bottle of wine and when you're talking to someone gesture with it and say "yeah I'm sober driving toni- oh fuck, every damn time" as you look down at it.
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    Halloween 2008. PLEASE! TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!
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    I'm totally being a bear this year
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    Quote Originally Posted by Numbr2intheWorld View Post
    I'm totally being a bear this year
    This just gave me an idea...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    Also, "my dad's gonna crucify me for this" line is GOLD.
    Yeah, wish I could claim it but it was a line from a Jason Lee movie. Never saw the movie but saw the trailer and almost pissed myself when he said it. I think it was called "Rock Me Sexy Jesus". I should prolly go rent it.

    Edit: It's called Hamlet 2 and it's not Jason Lee
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    walk round with a bottle of wine and when you're talking to someone gesture with it and say "yeah I'm sober driving toni- oh fuck, every damn time" as you look down at it.
    Defo gonna use this but I don't drink wine when I'm out. Gonna adjust it to work with whiskey.
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    Halloween 2008. PLEASE! TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!
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