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    Cool Happy Thanksgiving! NSFW obv

    Oh boy, it's the time of year where we get to see our family. FML.

    Ah well, here's some turkey!



    And gravy




    Oh yeah and can't forget...

    PUMPKIN PIE!







    And for all you wonderful men out there









    TITS



    Last edited by Chelle; 11-25-2010 at 05:06 AM.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    I'm thankful for Chelle... and for tits! Happy Turkey Day!
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    bring on all the delicious food!!! happy thanksgiving internerds.
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    what is a standard thanks giving meal then? Starter, main, pud etc

    I'm cooking on Friday for the gf and thought I might US theme it - a day late, but whatever.

    Do I have to cook a turkey? Theres only two of us.
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    They usually have a turkey breast at the grocery store, but yeah, turkey, potatoes, other assorted veggies, stuffing, gravy. Then for dessert you usually do something pumpkin, like pie or cake!

    Hope I helped!
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    It's basically like our Christmas dinner. If you want to US theme your dinner, I suggest you eat fifteen double cheesburgers, and then go shoot something.

    Oh, and I think the phrase "tits" is somewhat misleading, I only counted one. Thanks though, it's still a lovely tit.
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    its like the brits sunday dinner but ithought they had chicken.....and we have cranberry sauce and sweet potatoes.....although being as my ma's british i get down on some thanksgiving yorkshire puddings too ....nommmmm
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    oh you silly Americans with your late thanksgiving


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    Sunday dinner tends to be chicken, beef or pork, sometimes lamb. We generally eat turkey at Christmas. Cranberry sauce comes out at Christmas too, fuck knows why 'cause it's rank.

    What's the point of Thanksgiving anyway? Is it just like Christmas II? Just another way to get you muppets spending more money?
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    the name is pretty self explanatory. Its kinda nice not having a holiday with hella religious overtones....its just about eating a shit ton and giving thanks for what you have. Cliffs of why it started, americans landed on a rock ....were starvinngs....indians helped...we had big dinner.....next 300 years we raped and pillaged their poeple, land, and way of life in a show of gratitude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by caddie444 View Post
    oh you silly Americans with your late thanksgiving
    And no don't make a turkey breast, make a whole turkey. Everyone knows the happiness doesn't comeback until the turkey sandwiches are made for the next 3 days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics View Post
    the name is pretty self explanatory. Its kinda nice not having a holiday with hella religious overtones....its just about eating a shit ton and giving thanks for what you have. Cliffs of why it started, americans landed on a rock ....were starvinngs....indians helped...we had big dinner.....next 300 years we raped and pillaged their poeple, land, and way of life in a show of gratitude.
    I see. Well, any excuse for a party, eh? I'd certainly be up for the eating and drinking bit, but I'd refuse to give or receive presents until Christmas, they ain't getting me twice in a year, the fleecing bastards.

    Happy Thursday everyone.
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    There are no presents. We just bring more food and beer to each other's houses.
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    GET 'ER DONE THANKSGIVING!



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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    There are no presents. We just bring more food and beer to each other's houses.
    Ok, this is good. Now it all makes sense.
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    Happy Tanksgiving you clazy Amelicans!

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    No gorging for me. Cutting down to 180, no desire for a cheat day, just a few slices of turkey, maybe some casserole, maybe a glass of whiskey.






















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    best post yet and lol at people trying to troll Thanksgiving. It's the definition of a perfect day and it's awesome every single year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    best post yet and lol at people trying to troll Thanksgiving. It's the definition of a perfect day and it's awesome every single year.
    It's too late in the year to be a perfect day for us miserable Brits. If you had this thing in August I'd be jealous.
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    Is that second to last girl pregnant? Not that it matters...I'd still snaphit and stab the baby with my penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    Is that second to last girl pregnant? Not that it matters...I'd still snaphit and stab the baby with my penis.
    I recommend seppuku. It's the only respite to your egregious facepalm of 1) not knowing what preg looks like, and 2) not recognizing this porn star at a glance



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    awesome day today with family, great food and good wine--I almost know what it's like to be pregnant right about now


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    zormg at wufs black and white black chick
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