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  1. #1

    Default They Stole My Cat!

    So, to cut a short story long;

    This past summer, whilst I was still attending University, my mother and step-father started to become friendly with a local cat that would come begging for food. On rare occasions the cat was allowed into the house to help calm my mother's musophobia.

    When I arrived home from University to find this intrusion I was initially upset, partly due to my allergy to all animals,
    especially cats. However, it didn't take long for Tiberius (my name for him) and I to become best of friends and we saw
    each other every day. We cured each others boredum using nothing more that a piece of string.
    I went away on a 4 months long trip and upon my return for the Christmas season my mother informed me of some terrible news about Tiberius:

    (Whom we now know to actually be called Gregory and belong to a neighbour. However, the neighbour, an elderly
    lady, gave us permission to look after Gregory due to him running away after she got a new cat which he apparently didn't appreciate. Our next door neighbour also offered to take some responsibility of care as he has had flirtation with Gregory also, along with his son. They have been feeding him cereal based "cat food" and Gregory once brought a dead bird into their house)

    The next door neighbour's son has moved away to an adjacent town with his long term girlfriend, german shepard dog, other cat and has also decided to take Gregory.

    I am extremely upset; I also have the capacity to be angry but I am trying to channel both of these emotions into
    affirmative, posative action.

    The way I see it I have limited options and I would like your opinions, input and expansions:

    Try to find the address of the theif and steal back my cat. However, my mother is reluctant to help with the finding of the address even though she would be an invaluble asset in doing so (she is also very emotional about this event but she seems reluctant to take posative actio). So without her help this might be quite difficult.
    Involve the police; it wasn't his cat to take.
    Write a letter to him, stating both my legal and emotional stance on the matter.
    Wander around the adjacent town and hope to stumple upon Tiberius.
    Get over it and/or get a new cat.
    Start a national medial campaign.
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    I'm pretty drunk right now but I think my answer would still be the same if I wasn't. Go get your fucking cat.
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    you forgot

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    I don't mean go steal your cat. I mean go get your cat. Find out where he lives and knock on the door and tellhim you want your fucking cat back.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    No need to involve the police. Go ask said neighbor where her son lives.

    AND GO GET YOUR FUCKING CAT
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee View Post
    No need to involve the police. Go ask said neighbor where her son lives.

    AND GO GET YOUR FUCKING CAT
    this, not even close
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    Be relieved that you were saved you from your otherwise inevitable future as "That cat guy"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk View Post
    Be relieved that you were saved you from your otherwise inevitable future as "That cat guy"
    +1 and +1 to spendas post too
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    himself fucker.
    The cat probably likes his new owners better anyway.
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    I don't get it. the cat was your neighbour's, and her son was feeding it, and he took it with him when he moved?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    I don't get it. the cat was your neighbour's, and her son was feeding it, and he took it with him when he moved?

    you, sir, do not excel at reading comprehension.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    you, sir, do not excel at reading comprehension.
    lol ya this.
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    oic now
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    If Hallmark Original Movies have taught me anything, it's these two things: 1) Tori Spelling don't mind gettin beat up on as long as you don't mean it and 2) if the cat truly loved you, he'd find his way back to you.

    He hasn't. He doesn't love you.
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    cats are dumb as shit anyway, get a dog yo

    edit- and by dumb as shit i do not mean they lack intelligence, rather just that they are really really really lame and boring
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    Quote Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics View Post
    cats are dumb as shit anyway, get a dog yo

    edit- and by dumb as shit i do not mean they lack intelligence, rather just that they are really really really lame and boring
    Lame and boring cats are lame and boring. Some cats, a lot of cats actually, are very cool. I've known a few tight pussies, and used to have one that was better than any dog.

    He had the good characteristics of both dogs and cats without the negatives. Best of both worlds (like a trap, amirite or amirite)
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    I didn't see this mentioned. Did you actually talk to the guy and explain you want the cat back? Or did we immediately move to some kind of breaking and entering plan?
    Just dipping my toes back in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    I don't get it. the cat was your neighbour's, and her son was feeding it, and he took it with him when he moved?
    Two different 'Neighbors' between whom the OP chose not to differentiate.
    Just dipping my toes back in.
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    lol i didnt understand thats what was going on at all, i thought it was the original owners taking the cat back or something lol, thanks for clearing that up

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