cuckoo land

[celtic123]

US preacher warns end of the world is nigh: 21 May, around 6pm, to be precise - Americas, World - The Independent


.......After 70 years of studying the Bible, he claims to have developed a system that uses mathematics to interpret prophesies hidden in it. He says the world will end on 21 May, because that will be 722,500 days from 1 April AD33, which he believes was the day of the Crucifixion. The figure of 722,500 is important because you get it by multiplying three holy numbers (five, 10 and 17) together twice. "When I found this out, I tell you, it blew my mind," he said.

[supa]

So the whole jesus thing is just an april fools joke?

[thelorax]

so many lulz

[FlyingSaucy]

found this out
Lol

[surviva316]

have heard all about this between the A and N trains in nyc where people have been handing out flyers on this for a while now.

this is the first i've heard of the explanation, and sufficed to say, it trumps the stupidity of the hypothesis itself

[surviva316]

btw, this radio show has sponsored a ton of advertising for this (even a billboard outside of philly: philly and nyc, not exactly the bible belt, and it's rampant even here), including phone number and all

i've noted the number so i can call them on May 22nd ldo:

"so i notice that you're still here. does jesus not love you enough to take you along on the rapture? damn, too bad you ddin't realize you were going to hell anyway, so you coulda spent your life laughing at jesus people, while playing poker and taking part in pre-marital sex"

[mbiz]

the power of mathematics!

[lolzzz_321]

wp just ul

[a500lbgorilla]

btw, this radio show has sponsored a ton of advertising for this (even a billboard outside of philly: philly and nyc, not exactly the bible belt, and it's rampant even here), including phone number and all

i've noted the number so i can call them on May 22nd ldo:

"so i notice that you're still here. does jesus not love you enough to take you along on the rapture? damn, too bad you ddin't realize you were going to hell anyway, so you coulda spent your life laughing at jesus people, while playing poker and taking part in pre-marital sex"

You should get into some homosex just to really show him how wrong his Bible was.

[kevster]

Pretty sure there was a thread on this some time back. That or I'm slowly losing my mind.

Either way I'm too lazy to search.

[kiwiMark]

I was inside the world's largest cuckoo clock

[baudib]

Jesus was leveling.

[OngBonga]

Harold Camping? He predicted it would happen in 1994, though he clearly said "the possibility does exist that I could be wrong", so naturally this time he must be right, because he's so sure this time.

It's obviously a load of bollocks designed to get people listening to his crappy bible-bashing radio station as the date nears, thus increasing his advertising revenue. And it'll work.

[KoRnholio]

.......After 70 years of studying the Bible, he claims to have developed a system that uses mathematics...

Isn't this like dividing by zero?

[lolzzz_321]

looks like kiwi has like 13 hrs to live, gl bro

[Donachello]

I was inside the world's largest cuckoo clock

What the fuck kiwi. 3 green squares?! You are a god among men

[Shotglass]

I wanna know this:
If these guys TRULY believe this then why did their organization request an extension for the yearly non-profit organization documents in the state of Minnesota extending the deadline from June 15 to October 15? Hmmm.

Scams come in all forms.

[BennyLaRue]

I was inside the world's largest cuckoo clock

Like, working there?

[a500lbgorilla]

Macho Man Randy Savage Dead -- Dies In Car Accident | TMZ.com

If this isn't the first sign of the End times, then I don't know what is!