Vegetarian Meal Ideas...

[shazbox]

Im hoping to cook my girlfriend a fancy meal Thursday, so I can get laid ldo.

I'm usually good at coming up with ideas but my brain isnt working worth a shit today, so hopefuly somebody else can come up with some good ideas. She is a vegetarian though, so no meat, although we have non-meat beef/chicken strips I can throw in or something of that sort.

Was hoping to do a salad and/or appetizer, main course, and dessert.

The grocery store around here isn't really fancy, so preferably no crazy exotic things I will never be able to find. Also, I'm fairly skilled in the kitchen, so I'm not too worried about it being hard to make or anything. But easy is always good.

[BennyLaRue]

non-meat beef/chicken

Wtf?

[flomo]

tofu parm

[shazbox]

non-meat beef/chicken

Wtf?

http://www.schneiderfoods.ca/products.aspx?categoryID=7
...for an example.

[Warpe]

vegetarian lasagna - Google it for recipies

[BennyLaRue]

Beans and rice, ftw.

[WillburForce]

stuffed butternut squash FTW:

lots of recipes on the net - Jamie Oliver does a really good one, if you can find it. serve with a nice bottle of white wine.

Its well tasty and its got "stuffed" in the title which should help with the getting laid........

[kingnat]

Bacon wrapped bacon... google for recipes.

[wesrman]

O MY GOD ITS SHAZBOX ! ! ! !

Bacon wrapped bacon... google for recipes.

LOL awesome.

[will641]

Bacon wrapped bacon... google for recipes.

mmmmmmmmm bacon.

[spoonitnow]

Vegetarians can eat shit for all I care.

[wesrman]

Vegetarians can eat shit for all I care.

LOL same old Spoon.

[bode]

Bacon wrapped bacon... google for recipes.

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[BennyLaRue]

Vegetarians can eat shit for all I care.

That's an animal product. Wouldn't work.

[will641]

Vegetarians can eat shit for all I care.

That's an animal product. Wouldn't work.

op never mentioned anything about veganism....

[BennyLaRue]

Vegetarians can eat shit for all I care.

That's an animal product. Wouldn't work.

op never mentioned anything about veganism....

I guess. Would have to come from an herbivore though.

[shazbox]

Tofu parm sounds like a decent idea, especially since I have 2 dozen fresh picked tomatoes sitting on my counter...

[XTR1000]

vegs take my foods food away. welcome back shazter!

[flomo]

eggplant parm

[shazbox]

eggplant parm

ya, think im gonna go with that as far as main course goes.

for dessert im going with white and dark chocolate cheesecake

and for appetizer i think im gonna go with portobello mushrooms in some sort of way

[IowaSkinsFan]

Cue flomo and Boost with pics ehhhem

[Lukie]

fish?

[Ragnar4]

Do vegetarians really taste very good? I'd think that someone that only ever ate vegetarians would be pretty gross.

If I'm gonna eat someone, I'd be pretty darn sure he ate lots of red meat, and drank lots of beer.

[lolzzz_321]

semen

[bikes]

Google vegan recipes imo. Vegetarian lasagna is alays good as well

[animal_chin]

Rock the shazbox?

[BankItDrew]

start with a garden salad
mixed stir fry on fried rice for main
cherry cheesecake for desert

instapoon

[will641]

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/f...ipe/index.html

[WillburForce]

What do vegatarian cannibals eat?
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[mrhappy333]

Bacon wrapped bacon... google for recipes.

water chesnuts wrapped in bacon is awesome.
but bacon wrapped in bacon must be sooooo much better!


Eggplant Parmesian is always good.

[mrhappy333]

Im hoping to cook my girlfriend a fancy meal Thursday, so I can get laid ldo.

I'm usually good at coming up with ideas but my brain isnt working worth a shit today, so hopefuly somebody else can come up with some good ideas. She is a vegetarian though, so no meat, although we have non-meat beef/chicken strips I can throw in or something of that sort.

Was hoping to do a salad and/or appetizer, main course, and dessert.

The grocery store around here isn't really fancy, so preferably no crazy exotic things I will never be able to find. Also, I'm fairly skilled in the kitchen, so I'm not too worried about it being hard to make or anything. But easy is always good.

Trip Report, with pics.

[kevster]

Vegetarians can eat shit for all I care.

this

[boost]

you can make your own tofu if you can source some unpasteurized soy milk. You just need to bring it to a boil and then tightly cover it. This will be more of a custard consistency, to get a firmer texture I believe you just need to press it somehow. The best way to do this at home would probably be the use of cheese cloth.

[mrhappy333]

did you get laid?

[mbiz]

The single best vegetarian meal is always going to be pizza imo. Feta, roast capsicum, caramalised onions, baked beans, you cna put all kinds of wacky stuff on pizza and its still awesome. I love pizza

[eugmac]

nice bump. i've been eating far less meat these days. A dish I invented sponteneously and been repeating ever since - stirfry with veg assortment like broccoli, zucchini, peppers, garlic whatever, some fried tofu cubes you can get at chinese supermarkets, and sauce made of doubanjiang Doubanjiang - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (spicy chinese bean paste), oyster sauce (ok, oyster sauce makes it non-vegetarian if you're goddamn anal about it) and some amount of alcoholic liquid like sake or chinese cooking wine, or even probably white wine would be fine. I thin the sauce out a bit with water, pour over the stuff once its' pretty much all cooked.

also a good arrabiata sauce with plenty of garlic.
or alio e olio e peperoncino

all fine meat-free dishes that i eat regularly

[supa]

no meat = no eat

[OngBonga]

no meat = no eat

I'm gonna be sad when we lynch you.

I recommend waking your bitch up with a bacon sandwich, if she remains vegetarian after that, dump her.

[jyms]

no meat = no eat

This times 10. Fuck Vegetarians, Vegans and any other type of stupid dieting idea not involving meat.

[eugmac]

I love broccoli

[supa]

I love broccoli

This isn't food, this is what food eats.

[rpm]

i've never understood people hating on vegetarianism. who gives a fuck what other people do or don't eat?

[eugmac]

i've never understood people hating on vegetarianism. who gives a fuck what other people do or don't eat?

insecurity imo.

[eugmac]

i mean i hate self-righteous vegetarians too. but who likes a self-righteous carnivore? shit guys i just eat whatever tastes good/makes me feel good/keeps me going. i don't eat balanced because people tell me to, in the end it's just the best kind of meal for my tastes and needs. and ok, factual evidence that eating steak every day makes you die younger is a turn off too imo.

[mbiz]

just be yourself thats whats really cool

[OngBonga]

i've never understood people hating on vegetarianism. who gives a fuck what other people do or don't eat?

I like vegetarians, more meat for us meat eaters. It's just I wouldn't accept a vegetarian girlfriend unless she cooks me meat. I want a bacon sandwich after a blow job goddamit.

[eugmac]

nice bump. i've been eating far less meat these days. A dish I invented sponteneously and been repeating ever since - stirfry with veg assortment like broccoli, zucchini, peppers, garlic whatever, some fried tofu cubes you can get at chinese supermarkets, and sauce made of doubanjiang Doubanjiang - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (spicy chinese bean paste), oyster sauce (ok, oyster sauce makes it non-vegetarian if you're goddamn anal about it) and some amount of alcoholic liquid like sake or chinese cooking wine, or even probably white wine would be fine. I thin the sauce out a bit with water, pour over the stuff once its' pretty much all cooked.

Just thought i'd add to this now, forget sake and shit, put BEER. Plenty of it. Now this recipe is perfect.

[supa]

[pocketfours]

Home made fresh pesto. Tastes absolutely nothing like the ready crap you find in the store.

Green pesto with (thin or regular) spaghetti pasta (blend together: garlic, parmigiano reggiano, roasted pine nuts, good olive oil, salt and tons of fresh basil). Serve with some more reggiano and be sure not to over cook your pasta as it completely ruins the dish. Don't trust the boiling time written on the package, taste it.

Red pesto (same as green, but add sun dried tomatoes and/or red bell peppers) with farfalle pasta, as cold salad. Cool the farfalle with running cold water before mixing with the pesto. The farfalle needs to taste very slightly raw in the middle when you take it off the stove or it will be over cooked. Garnish with reggiano, fresh basil, roasted almond slices, olive oil and fresh ground black pepper.

Good olive oil can be hard to find regardless of where in the world you live. It's definitely not enough that it's "extra vergine". I prefer laudemio from frescobaldi in florence, but il genio from montalbano in tuscany is also quite decent (and much cheaper).

If you're on a budget, then make the pesto with a (slightly) cheaper virgin oil and pecorino romano instead of reggiano. Garnish with the high quality stuff.

Vegetarians are fine in my book. I even tried it for a few months and thought it was refreshing. Can't say the same about vegans though.

[kiwiMark]

eat a dick

[kiwiMark]

and it was the cleverest joke ever.

[Fielmann]

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