World War Werewolf signup

[OngBonga]

There is still room for more if anyone else wants to play, I can just add more roles (I have one more to add in anyway).

This game will start on monday or tuesday. I might roll the dice monday and allow the wolves a little strat time before the thread opens. Once I've done that, then sign up closes.

[MadMojoMonkey]

MMM are you greek or cyprian or what

Nah, I'm just a physicist who thinks he's funny now and then. I had to wiki Cyprus to make sure I was correct about it being a South Mediterranean paradise. The rest was just a thin joke about the ineffectiveness of world political organizations. Which apparently wasn't funny, or I wouldn't be explaining it now.

Also, I just finished watching Crash course in World History. So I'm primed and ready to conquer.

Can I be the Mongols?

[Hoopy]

In for teh win.

[Keith]

There is still room for more if anyone else wants to play, I can just add more roles (I have one more to add in anyway).

This game will start on monday or tuesday. I might roll the dice monday and allow the wolves a little strat time before the thread opens. Once I've done that, then sign up closes.

shouldn't sign up close BEFORE you roll dice and allow wolves to discuss prior to thread opening? otherwise last minute signups by default are not wolves

[OngBonga]

Yes Keith, hence, once I've rolled the dice, sign up closes. Or if you're being pedantic, I'll close sign up around a minute before I roll the dice.

Hoopy added to the list.

[boost]

This probably can't be worked into your game at this point, but it would be sweet if there were more wolves, but as a balance some countries have natural allies. So, like, Britain and the US auto know each other's roles and are allowed to PM or have their own Trans Atlantic Federation forum.

Idk, I think I'm just really excited about this format. Reminds me of the days when all the mIRC kids would play Risk on warfish.net.

[OngBonga]

I'm excited by this format too. I've spent way more time than is healthy putting it together.

It's not too late to throw more ideas at me. I won't comment directly because I don't want people to know if I'm implementing it or something similar, but keep 'em coming for sure!

[Keith]

embassy seige , SAS go in and blow up Wuf and start WW3?

[wufwugy]

at least you'll get your way this game, keith. i won't have much time to defend myself

[rong]

at least you'll get your way this game, keith. i won't have much time to defend myself

You say that now.

[bigred]

You say that now.

That fuck says that every pre game. We lynch wuf on day 1

[MadMojoMonkey]

Yeah. Saying you don't have much time as you join the game is the ultimate wolf hedge.

Come to think of it... I'm gonna be sooooo busy once this game starts... so like... don't think my lack of posts and fluff-heavy content means I'm a wolf... I'm totally just gonna be too busy... unless I'm not a wolf, in which case my schedule will miraculously clear up.


Also... as far as day 1 lynch's go, wuf isn't the worst choice. Wuf wants Wuf to be there at endgame, making the winning decision... Wuf's only on Wuf's team.

Sorry, Wuf... I'm on to you. Time to mix it up.

[Keith]

Wuf is sent into syria by the UN to resolve the current conflict with Bigred as his bodygaurd (huge gun and limitless ammo). between them virtually all of the population is wiped out except a few innocent women and children.....but hey UN won and the war is over .

[OngBonga]

Wuf is sent into syria by the UN to resolve the current conflict with Bigred as his bodygaurd (huge gun and limitless ammo). between them virtually all of the population is wiped out except a few innocent women and children.....but hey UN won and the war is over .

haha UN.

That's so 2013

[bigred]

Yeah. Saying you don't have much time as you join the game is the ultimate wolf hedge.

Come to think of it... I'm gonna be sooooo busy once this game starts... so like... don't think my lack of posts and fluff-heavy content means I'm a wolf... I'm totally just gonna be too busy... unless I'm not a wolf, in which case my schedule will miraculously clear up.


Also... as far as day 1 lynch's go, wuf isn't the worst choice. Wuf wants Wuf to be there at endgame, making the winning decision... Wuf's only on Wuf's team.

Sorry, Wuf... I'm on to you. Time to mix it up.

I like this guy

[JKDS]

Seriously though, I do have a busy schedule. I think I can be slightly more active this game around, mostly because I dont think people found the trolling i was doing very funny (it wasnt ALL trolling, but still).

[OngBonga]

I dunno, it amused me that you had me looking for crumbs when I was tired.

[Luco]

Good to see mmm and Savy giving it another go

[bigred]

We won the war, wuf! It's over! We won!

[OngBonga]

Finalising the deatails now, expect role pms any time between 12 and 24 hours. Please ensure your pm boxes have space.

[Luco]

Finalising the deatails now, expect role pms any time between 12 and 24 hours. Please ensure your pm boxes have space.

arrrooooooooooooooo

[OngBonga]

BREAKING NEWS!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!

As the global security situation deteriorates, France has announced that it has retreated.

President Jean-Pierre Oignon released a statement earlier today saying France "is trying to set an example that diplomacy is they key".

German leader Hans Grockenheimmer was critical of the French move, suggesting that they have "surrendered even before war has broken out", stating they can't rely on the British and Americans this time around.

"It is with sadness of many that Germany learns of France's inention to retreat, effectiveness in surrendering even before great war broken out", Grockenheimmer apparently said through a bemused translator.

"To UK and USA not enough strong this time to save their sorry garlic smelling arses," he continued, before shouting loudly in German to his translator.

The World Nations Assembly are preparing to meet in an emergency cabinet in a final attempt to stop war from breaking out.

More to follow.

[bigred]

MOVE FASTER YOU GOD DAMN UN. I WANT TO PLAY

[bigred]

said 'Murica when appealing to the UN to invade syria

[Keith]

MOVE FASTER YOU GOD DAMN UN. I WANT TO PLAY GENOCIDE

FYP

[JKDS]

The great nation of Canada wishes to remain neutral on the matter of starting soon.

[bigred]

i don't know no geno but if he don't like freedom i certainly will kill him.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Nuke Luco

[JKDS]

The Great Nation of Canada wishes to thank the other nations for their great strides made towards anti-discrimination. To think that we finally live in a time where degenerate monkies and laughing cats can lead their own nations without complaint! It (sob) breaks my heart that we have come so far. Thank you.

[bigred]

nuke canada

[boost]

is it official, the "lynch" for this game is "nuke"?

Maybe if they aren't a super power, we just accuse them of concealing weapons of mass destruction?

[OngBonga]

BREAKING NEWS!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!

I haven't finished off role pms yet and it's nearly 4am fuck you I'm too tired.

The World Nations Assembly will be meeting up in 12 hours after the moderator has had a nice sleep.

In other news, global demand for iodine tablets has soared as panic starts to spread about the potential for nuclear war. So too has alcohol.

Sleep well my funny foreign friends.

[Luco]

Ha, reminds me of that old flash clip about the end of the world

But I am le tired...

[rong]

Nuke England, I've had enough.

[TLR]

I am in if it is not too late

[Luco]

I am in if it is not too late

I love that gif. But srsly, lets hope ong can add you

[jackvance]

I'M A LEGEND, BRO

Was that the one where you had to vig protect? I'm vague on the details though.

[OngBonga]

I am in if it is not too late

No probs! That was just in the nick of time!

Roles will be going out in the next two to three hours now.

[OngBonga]

Final player list - (20)

jkds
rong
boost
jyms
bigred
jackvance
wuf
keith
ImSavy
gabe
bankitdrew
madmojo
daven
aubrey
gator
luco
kingnat
dozer
hoopy
TLR

If your name is not on this list and you want to play, please pm me right fucking now.

[bigred]

Just send the pms out so we can nuke canada

[JKDS]

The Great Nation of Canada wishes to remain neutral on the issue of nuking Canada.

[bigred]

I think you're mixing up Canada with Switzerland. Let's nuke both to be safe.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Seriously, if JKDS was really representing Canada, he'd have thanked Bigred for the attention by now.

[Keith]

Ong .....have you only just got out of bed ?

[OngBonga]

Ong .....have you only just got out of bed ?

Haha not quite, I got up at around 2pm but I went to bed at 6am after winning $160 in a $1 rebuy.

[bigred]

OMG, stop posting and send out roles. You're clearly France.

[jyms]

Before the PM's go out I will post it now. I am flying to Louisiana on the 10th, and back home on the 23rd. I will not have my Samsung phone becasue of a charging issue and have a stupid ass blackberry for the duration but will have my laptop. I will post in the thread when and if I will be unavailable for a bit,

[OngBonga]

Well you've told us in advance and before role pms were sent so it's for the village to decide if you're away too long.

I'm not going to punish jyms if he's afk completely during this time.

[OngBonga]

OMG, stop posting and send out roles. You're clearly France.

I'm reading them all over and over to make sure there's not something I'm missing... I'm as good as ready but once they're sent there's no going back...

[MadMojoMonkey]

Yeah.. in a game where everyone has a special role, it seems hard enough to have it start as a balanced game.

Of course, keeping it balanced as random roles are eliminated seems impossible.

[rong]

Balance isn't as important as fun.

[rong]

At least start the game thread and rules post. I need to know how to nuke people.

[OngBonga]

The dice has been rolled! Role pms will be sent out in the order of my final list over the next half an hour or so. Game thread will open within 24 hours, I want time for wolves to be able to talk, and people to ask questions if needs be.

I will not be answering questions relating to the game in this thread any more. Pm me please if you have a question.

[OngBonga]

dozer didn't want to play and has been replaced by pascal.

pascal is immune from modkill for inactivity in return for doing me a favour.

[JKDS]

Lynch pascal then

[Pascal]

lynch JKDS

[JKDS]

THATS AN ACT OF WAR! MOOSES, ATTACK!!!

[Pascal]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[JKDS]

The Great Nation of Canada seems to have offended you with its moose attacks. The Great Nation of Canada formally apologizes for its actions.

[jyms]

[rong]

I just remembered someone else who used to play ww all the time but doesn't any more. Pennywize. I'd forgotten that he even posted here til I saw him post in the commune just now. It's someone else to try and get involved for next game.

[OngBonga]

Yeah good call, I didn't think of him. I forgot to tag gizmo into the group pm, feel kinda bad about that. I think it's because he missed last game and I went off that player list and memory. I pm'ed carrots for a recent game and he didn't reply so I figure he's lost interest. There was also shotglass, dranger, donachello, dropthebanana, galap, bikes, rilla - I guess some people like to pretend they have lives outside of the internet. I tried galap, banana, rilla and bikes for this one but they weren't interested.

I kinda wish SDM still played. That guy is funny.

[wufwugy]

sdm fucking rules. it wasn't so much that he was a bad player but that he was super aggressive. he was smart, but made bad moves like instabolding his read on the final day

[Luco]

sdm fucking rules. it wasn't so much that he was a bad player but that he was super aggressive. he was smart, but made bad moves like instabolding his read on the final day

SDM is before my time, I only started playing in January. Since I started playing I've only seen one person retarded enough to instabold on the final day

[wufwugy]

SDM is before my time, I only started playing in January. Since I started playing I've only seen one person retarded enough to instabold on the final day

was all part of the plan. there's a method to my madness