Some people know just enough to get themselves in trouble. For example, your opponent has figured out how to slam his head into the mouse at just the right angle to hit the call button at will.

You don't need to force it by getting in his way when he hits the bet button by accident 0.5 percent of the time. If he thought it would be cool to bet two streets with a flush draw because he saw someone do it on TV, then you check behind and take his stupid money. If he has a big pair and is scared because an ace comes, then you check behind because he's too stupid to fold even if he actually thinks you have an ace. He wants to see it.


A ten is like a jack, but more numbery.

While this idiot isn't looking, you slide the end of a sledgehammer over in place of his mouse. Let him bang his head on that call button until he's bled dry. He probably gets his check this weekend anyway so he can reload.