Best Hip Hop Lines!

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I said Hip Hop don't get better than this. I said Hip Hop better than this. - Derrick Comedy

[Micro2Macro]

"---call the coroner!
There's gonna be a lot of slow singin, and flower bringin
if my burgular alarm starts ringin
Whatcha think all the guns is for?
All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door
And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour
the criminals, tryin to drop my decimals
Damn!"

one of the greatest songs of all time

[rong]

Biggie Smalls for mayor
The rap slayer
The hooker layer
Motherfucker, say your prayers
Hail Mary, full of grace
Smack the bitch In the face
Take her Gucci bag And her North Face
off her back
Jab her if she act
Funny with the money, oh, you got him mistaken, honey
I don't wanna rape ya
I just want the paper
The Visa
Kapeesha?

[OngBonga]

I'm writing a hip-hop tune, I got this so far...

"Motherfukcing bitches in the motherfucking hood, sucking on my motherfucking cock, I got a motherfucking gun, in my motherfucking hand, it's a bitch ass motherfucking glock"

The beat goes boom, bo-bo-boom, boom boom, bo-bo-boom (hard snare). And the bass goes wobba wobba wowowow wobba wobba wowow.

It's gonna be epic.

[rong]

Assuming your not serious that's actually quote funny.

[OngBonga]

I'm rarely serious.

[DropTheBanana]

"If I ever stuck it to any singer in show biz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez
And Puffy you know this
Sorry Puff, But I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I'd still fuck her with no rubber
And cum inside her, have a son and a new brother
At the same time
And just say that it ain't mine"

[surviva316]

^^I lol pretty much every time I hear that one.

"Does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a fluffy white bunny?"

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one of the greatest songs of all time

"---call the coroner!
There's gonna be a lot of slow singin, and flower bringin
if my burgular alarm starts ringin
Whatcha think all the guns is for?
All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door
And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour
the criminals, tryin to drop my decimals
Damn!"

This thread, and possibly hip hop, peaked right here.

Because it's
just
So
Fucking
Good!

[swiggidy]

note, this is lines not verses

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[rickyt88]

Chicks how I'm calm while I'm spazzing, they know I'm chill but they still want that over reaction (ovary action) - Honors English

[swiggidy]

I ain't drank a 40 since I've been old enough to drink
~Slug in Atmosphere

[MadMojoMonkey]

Beastie Boys:

It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic.
-Shadrach

I give thanks for this world as a place to learn
and for this human body that I'm glad to have earned
and my deepest thanks to all sentient beings
for without them there would be no place to learn what I'm seeing
-Bodhisattva Vow

[Jack Sawyer]

When it comes to sex
I'm similar to the thriller in Manila
Honeys call me Bigga the condom filler
Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff dick
Biggie squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shit

[Jack Sawyer]

"---call the coroner!
There's gonna be a lot of slow singin, and flower bringin
if my burgular alarm starts ringin
Whatcha think all the guns is for?
All purpose war, got the Rottweilers by the door
And I feed 'em gunpowder, so they can devour
the criminals, tryin to drop my decimals
Damn!"

one of the greatest songs of all time

This thread, and possibly hip hop, peaked right here.

Because it's
just
So
Fucking
Good!

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Album up for fiv dolla yo, for any of y'all who want legal cheap good music

It's track no. 6

[rong]

If you don't have it already, and you're over 20 years old, you shouldn't be allowed it.

[dhubermex]

Too Short's "Freaky Tales" is filled with great one-liners, but my personal favorite is from his Cusswords track when he talks about getting a hummer from the first lady at the time.

I couldn't believe he got away with the lyrics even back in the 80s. This was before 2 Live Crew got banned & all.

Stars at 0:50 and ends at 1:30

[KoRnholio]

I just want money
Fuck the fame
I'm a simple man

- 2Pac

[bikes]

When will I stop? When the gas prices drop
When the ghetto black people stop hating the cops


Family of five, found to be dead
Must've been one of my verses they read

[acg123]

But that next day I read this story
A young girl died just last night
She choked on sperm in her windpipe
It was on her face, her neck and chest
And we're sorry to say there's no suspects
When I saw that
My brain clicked
I bust a nut and killed a bitch
It might sound sick, it might be petty
But you never got sucked by Blowjob Betty