The Official "Idiots of Poker" Thread

[spoonitnow]

Post hands in this thread where you've seen opponents do really dumb stuff like call down on the river with eight high.

[Keith]

anyhand played by slevin

[dhubermex]

An oldie-but-goodie from Elix Powers... 2004 WSOP.

[spoonitnow]

lol what in the hell

[dhubermex]

He was a character... had his moment of fame in '04 but was pretty bad about badgering peeps for money when I ran into him in '06.

[PokerChildKpo]

Lol,this is so funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKsV6oqZW38

[spoonitnow]

Lol,this is so funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKsV6oqZW38

lol jesus

[Micro2Macro]

So what you're saying is you want me to post every MTT hand I've ever played that went to showdown?

[spoonitnow]

So what you're saying is you want me to post every MTT hand I've ever played that went to showdown?

lol wp

[micro4life]

lol AJ one is hilarious ....

there was one but I can't find it on youtube... it was some charity or something like that and some rappers were playing and one didn't know to read his hand and he was like celebrating .. can someone pls post it here

[Daniel72]

$3 Tournament on 888poker yesterday:

Blinds 200/400 + 50 ante

UTG folds

UTG+1 (7k stack) raises to 2000 (lol)

fold, fold, ...

i have AA in the CO with 7k stack and go all-in

UTG+1 calls and shows Q2o!

Board: 2K9JT

and i am busto

I love it :/

[PokerChildKpo]

$3 Tournament on 888poker yesterday:

Blinds 200/400 + 50 ante

UTG folds

UTG+1 (7k stack) raises to 2000 (lol)

fold, fold, ...

i have AA in the CO with 7k stack and go all-in

UTG+1 calls and shows Q2o!

Board: 2K9JT

and i am busto

I love it :/

Thats standard,lol,nobody fold Q2o pref... Here another hand ,so sick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mplB5KKOoa4

[Micro2Macro]

I wish I could say he butchered every street, but preflop is alright

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 215 Tournament, 60/120 Blinds 15 Ante (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php

MP2 (t2,844)
MP3 (t10,650)
CO (t5,458)
Button (t11,390)
SB (t8,856)
Hero (BB) (t3,326)
UTG (t2,559)
UTG+1 (t22,975)
MP1 (t3,920)

Hero's M: 10.56

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5, 2
UTG raises to t300, 4 folds, CO calls t300, 3 folds

Flop: (t915) 7, 4, 7 (2 players)
UTG bets t457, CO calls t457

Turn: (t1,829) 8 (2 players)
UTG checks, CO bets t960, UTG raises to t1,787 (All-In), CO calls t827

River: (t5,403) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t5,403

Results below:

Spoiler: Show

UTG had A, K (two pair, Kings and sevens).
CO had 4, 4 (full house, fours over sevens).
Outcome: CO won t5,403

[spoonitnow]

brb c/r-ing the turn to give villain 437:1