Quote Originally Posted by fishstick
(fishstick rooting around in the kitchen)

"Honey, where's the big tub of crisco?"

"What do you need the crisco for?"

"Oh, the guys at FTR want a picture of me wearing my FTR thong for the photo gallery, and i need some "help" getting into it - it's kind of tight. i was thinking we could take the picture in front of xianti's house."

don't push me fyrfytr - i could do something we'd all regret...
LOL, the horror, the horror!