After a few days of his new pr0n skin:

Somedude: Mike yer a ****in fish!!!!1111
Somedude: You ain't not no nothin bout poker!!! FAG!!!!
Mike4066: Goooooo Awwwwwayyyyy.
Mike4066: Dddddammmmnn iiiiiiiiiit.
Mike4066: Whhhhy arrrrrre myyyyy kkkkkeys sooooo ddddammmmn sticky?

-'rilla