Talk about mispent yoof!!

Concerned/doting mother: "What did you do at college today, Li'l Jonny?"
Li'l Jonny: "I played poker in between searching soft core porn sites for a hot avatar to use at FTR!"

Anyway, simple resolutions:
1. Cancel my mobile phone contract and get a pay-as-you-go. That should stop me wasting £10 a month on line rental.
2. Stop having any more children.