ADV: Help Wanted

[soupie]

Looking for a chronic losing poker player to donate to my bankroll. The qualified applicant will possess to the uncanny ablity to call with the best hands and raise with the worst hands. Experience required as it takes many, many hours of play to firmly cement losing patterns of poker play. It is also helpful if the applicant has read every blooming book and post regarding poker and follows roughly 90% of all the good advice they have gotten. It is also necessary to carry around 5 different rankings of the best hold em hands to study just in case their is a spare moment. The ability to debate the relative value of AKs vs. QQ ad nauseum is also a requirement of the job. Lastly, the applicant should be able to tell beat stories until he has no friends left and is reduced begging for money to get back in the game, after all, its not their fault they are broke. Serious inquiries only. Please fax resumes to 1-888-you-suck.

[Sed]

I don't get it. Shouldn't you post this in beginners circle?

- sed

[Radashack]

ROFL... the underlying truth of this post is possible the best piece of poker satire i've read

[rob6597]

The qualified applicant will possess to the uncanny ablity to call with the best hands and raise with the worst hands.

Well this makes sense, doesn't it? After all, you need a stronger hand to call with than to raise with, right?

[Joke]

ahh THE gap concept!

[AJ]

OK, now I'm pissed. I tried the number you listed, you know, to apply for the job, and it wasn't a real number!

[Humphrind]

OK, now I'm pissed. I tried the number you listed, you know, to apply for the job, and it wasn't a real number!

I actually did call the number and it was a phone # for horny local women in my area. Or a REAL professional.

"If you have a nice, big credit card and you want to whip it out to talk with a nasty slut right now. Press 2."