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  1. #1

    Default Where do these retards get their money to play 215s?

    ***** Hand History for Game 2569780448 *****
    NL Texas Hold'em $200 Buy-in + $15 Entry Fee Trny:15020088 Level:1 Blinds(10/15) - Saturday, August 20, 22:24:45 EDT 2005
    Table Table 13291 (Real Money)
    Seat 3 is the button
    Total number of players : 10
    Seat 5: MsRogerClyne ( $1000 )
    Seat 9: ilikeaces8_6 ( $1000 )
    Seat 6: kashmoney12 ( $1000 )
    Seat 4: robbngage ( $1000 )
    Seat 8: PIRANA ( $1000 )
    Seat 7: HoytCorkins5 ( $1000 )
    Seat 10: q_cassidy ( $1000 )
    Seat 1: tbetcha ( $1000 )
    Seat 2: sherrie113 ( $1000 )
    Seat 3: lanchey ( $1000 )
    Trny:15020088 Level:1
    Blinds(10/15)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to ilikeaces8_6 [ Ks Kd ]
    kashmoney12 folds.
    HoytCorkins5 folds.
    PIRANA folds.
    ilikeaces8_6 raises [50].
    q_cassidy folds.
    tbetcha folds.
    sherrie113 calls [50].
    lanchey calls [50].
    robbngage folds.
    MsRogerClyne folds.
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ Kh, 8h, 9s ]
    ilikeaces8_6 bets [50].
    sherrie113 folds.
    lanchey raises [400].
    ilikeaces8_6 is all-In [900]
    ilikeaces8_6: ship it
    lanchey is all-In [550]
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ 5h ]
    ** Dealing River ** [ 8c ]
    lanchey shows [ 7c, Kc ] two pairs, kings and eights.
    ilikeaces8_6 shows [ Ks, Kd ] a full house, Kings full of eights.
    ilikeaces8_6 wins 2075 chips from the main pot with a full house, Kings full of eights.
    lanchey finished in tenth place.
    lanchey has left the table.
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    MTT luckbox probably.
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    If only i had the bankrole to waste doing that!
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    they rob me down at the 10s.
  5. #5
    If only I had the bankroll to play 215s...
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    ilikeaces8_6 is all-In [900]
    ilikeaces8_6: ship it
    lanchey is all-In [550]


    funny
  7. #7
    Don't complain it is idiots like that who add to your bankroll.
  8. #8
    I wasnt complaining I was praising him
  9. #9

    Default Re: Where do these retards get their money to play 215s?

    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    Where do these retards get their money to play 215s?.
    Inheritance.
  10. #10
    It just reaffirms my belief that idiocy knows no bounds....
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprayed
    When are you going to write the ultimate johnny_fish strategy manual? I'm tired of seeing your wins and then cleaning my shorts.
  11. #11
    ***** Hand History for Game 2577993540 *****
    NL Texas Hold'em $200 Buy-in + $15 Entry Fee Trny:15062379 Level:1 Blinds(10/15) - Monday, August 22, 11:45:14 EDT 2005
    Table Table 11747 (Real Money)
    Seat 10 is the button
    Total number of players : 10
    Seat 2: ilikeaces8_6 ( $1000 )
    Seat 8: kinky__152 ( $990 )
    Seat 3: BENNO_B ( $1000 )
    Seat 6: mav74 ( $1175 )
    Seat 4: JoeBad2005 ( $985 )
    Seat 7: Thomas_007 ( $1000 )
    Seat 1: Treasures01 ( $885 )
    Seat 10: luvmyaceking ( $970 )
    Seat 5: navy01 ( $1025 )
    Seat 9: luckyld ( $970 )
    Trny:15062379 Level:1
    Blinds(10/15)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to ilikeaces8_6 [ As Ad ]
    BENNO_B folds.
    JoeBad2005 calls [15].
    navy01 folds.
    mav74 folds.
    Thomas_007 folds.
    kinky__152 folds.
    luckyld folds.
    luvmyaceking raises [35].
    Treasures01 calls [25].
    ilikeaces8_6 raises [135].
    >You have options at Table 11784 Table!.
    JoeBad2005 folds.
    luvmyaceking folds.
    Treasures01 calls [115].
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ Ac, 4h, Qs ]
    Treasures01 checks.
    ilikeaces8_6 checks.
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ Qc ]
    Treasures01 checks.
    ilikeaces8_6 bets [15].
    Treasures01 raises [325].
    ilikeaces8_6 calls [310].
    ** Dealing River ** [ 8h ]
    Treasures01 is all-In [410]
    ilikeaces8_6 calls [410].
    Treasures01 shows [ 5h, 9h ] a pair of queens.
    ilikeaces8_6 shows [ As, Ad ] a full house, Aces full of queens.
    ilikeaces8_6 wins 1820 chips from the main pot with a full house, Aces full of queens.
    Treasures01 finished in tenth place.
    Treasures01 has left the table.
    The Small Blind left the table. The Dealer button remains in place.

    ROFL
  12. #12
    You are kidding me with the last hand??
  13. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by greyishhue
    You are kidding me with the last hand??
    I kid u not
  14. #14
    Does FTR have a bad opponent play hall of fame (polar opposite of bad beats), because this has to be one of the the worst plays I've ever seen?

    And I love the $15 min bet when you make your fullhouse... and then call his $325 raise, and he still goes all in on the River.....
  15. #15
    This guy must have seen the same move on celebrity poker challenge and maybe he thought you would be scared into folding the way that (place 'B' grade actor name here) did!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprayed
    When are you going to write the ultimate johnny_fish strategy manual? I'm tired of seeing your wins and then cleaning my shorts.
  16. #16
    Sigh. i dont even see that kind of play in 10$ SnGs...are you sure that isnt an edited play money history
  17. #17
    ok that is too funny...haha. Did you ask if he wanted to play headsup?
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    I secretly bankroll losing STT players for the 215s just to make your life easier aces.

    I'm a saint.

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    I like ur new av rilla.

    You burn those hundos with scrippas goot.
  20. #20
    I guess this goes to show idiots exist at all levels..lol... What was that last push about?? geez, I dont see plays that bad at the 10s.....

    JD
  21. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by jdubs
    I guess this goes to show idiots exist at all levels..lol... What was that last push about?? geez, I dont see plays that bad at the 10s.....

    JD
    psh
    next time look for IGrindHer and watch him play. He makes bad plays goot! =D
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    Different and better kind of bad at the 11s.

    They get transparently aggressive with their big hands and transparently weak with their small ones.
    Would you be so happy they had fish like this at the 11s if you had AKs on this hand?

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    Just won a $5+5 SNG.......... $250 more to the BR. What a day!! This makes up for the past few weeks.
  24. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by badandy519
    Just won a $5+5 SNG.......... $250 more to the BR. What a day!! This makes up for the past few weeks.
    Congratulations?
    Posted in the wrong place I hope.
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    A $5 sng with 250 to first place - I would love to play those lol
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    it took me a while to realize that he meant 25.
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    Hahaha, I finally get it , lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by vqchuang
    it took me a while to realize that he meant 25.
    Or 50+5 which I believe to be the case since a 5+.5 25 top prize would involve two typoes and a guy with a bankroll so small to be excited over 25 bucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by vqchuang
    it took me a while to realize that he meant 25.
    Or 50+5 which I believe to be the case since a 5+.5 25 top prize would involve two typoes and a guy with a bankroll so small to be excited over 25 bucks.

    -'rilla
    I believe it was actually a very long series of coincidental typo's, and what he meant to say was "Whata fish!"
  31. #31
    ***** Hand History for Game 2588992322 *****
    NL Texas Hold'em $200 Buy-in + $15 Entry Fee Trny:15117728 Level:1 Blinds(10/15) - Wednesday, August 24, 08:30:09 EDT 2005
    Table Table 14450 (Real Money)
    Seat 5 is the button
    Total number of players : 10
    Seat 1: HazyJay ( $1000 )
    Seat 2: Bigami ( $985 )
    Seat 3: Sagemt ( $1050 )
    Seat 4: Red_Orchid ( $970 )
    Seat 5: squashrob ( $1015 )
    Seat 6: mrgoldtouch ( $885 )
    Seat 7: ilikeaces8_6 ( $1000 )
    Seat 8: AADobleA ( $1000 )
    Seat 9: dumchit ( $970 )
    Seat 10: spybar ( $1125 )
    Trny:15117728 Level:1
    Blinds(10/15)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to ilikeaces8_6 [ Tc Ts ]
    AADobleA folds.
    dumchit folds.
    spybar folds.
    HazyJay folds.
    Bigami raises [40].
    Sagemt calls [40].
    Red_Orchid folds.
    squashrob folds.
    mrgoldtouch calls [30].
    ilikeaces8_6 calls [25].
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ 2s, 3s, Td ]
    mrgoldtouch checks.
    ilikeaces8_6 bets [100].
    Bigami folds.
    Sagemt raises [200].
    mrgoldtouch folds.
    ilikeaces8_6 raises [300].
    Sagemt calls [200].
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ Kh ]
    ilikeaces8_6 is all-In [560]
    Sagemt calls [560].
    ** Dealing River ** [ 7s ]
    ilikeaces8_6 shows [ Tc, Ts ] three of a kind, tens.
    Sagemt shows [ Kc, Jh ] a pair of kings.
    ilikeaces8_6 wins 2080 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, tens.
  32. #32
    400 chips on the flop with no pair and no draw? WTF?
  33. #33
    What a wanker... Jack king off!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    400 chips on the flop with no pair and no draw? WTF?
    top pair draw.
  36. #36
    obviosuly..who doesnt raise with top pair draw..duh! wow aces crazy hands your posting man...i would loooove to play against those guys every day lol..i still cant believe the guy tried to bluff u out of your FH hahaa I laughed so much I woke up everyone lol


    -anto


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  37. #37
    These people obviously have too much money to burn
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    400 chips on the flop with no pair and no draw? WTF?
    top pair draw.
    Back door two pair draw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    400 chips on the flop with no pair and no draw? WTF?
    top pair draw.
    Back door two pair draw.

    -'rilla
    backdoor str8 draw..pwn


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  40. #40

    Default Lol

    I wish more of those guys frequented the $5 and $10 SNG's lol.
  41. #41
    Just had to dig this post up after this - 215 Turbo on stars. Opp was min raising then giving up on the flop frequently.

    PokerStars Game #2450160802: Tournament #11892602, Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2005/08/29 - 12:03:49 (ET)
    Table '11892602 1' Seat #8 is the button
    Seat 2: cuthbertt (1565 in chips)
    Seat 3: nicky46 (1310 in chips)
    Seat 4: perro60 (3824 in chips)
    Seat 5: KidsGotSkill (2410 in chips)
    Seat 7: mgb999 (750 in chips)
    Seat 8: gernn (2621 in chips)
    Seat 9: runner64 (1020 in chips)
    runner64: posts small blind 75
    cuthbertt: posts big blind 150
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to cuthbertt [Ah 9d]
    nicky46: folds
    perro60: raises 150 to 300
    KidsGotSkill: folds
    mgb999: folds
    gernn: folds
    runner64: folds
    cuthbertt: calls 150
    *** FLOP *** [4s 5s 5c]
    cuthbertt: bets 375
    perro60: calls 375
    *** TURN *** [4s 5s 5c] [9c]
    cuthbertt: bets 890 and is all-in
    perro60: calls 890
    *** RIVER *** [4s 5s 5c 9c] [5h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    cuthbertt: shows [Ah 9d] (a full house, Fives full of Nines)
    perro60: shows [Ad 7d] (three of a kind, Fives)
    cuthbertt collected 3205 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 3205 | Rake 0
    Board [4s 5s 5c 9c 5h]
    Seat 2: cuthbertt (big blind) showed [Ah 9d] and won (3205) with a full house, Fives full of Nines
    Seat 3: nicky46 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: perro60 showed [Ad 7d] and lost with three of a kind, Fives
    Seat 5: KidsGotSkill folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: mgb999 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: gernn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: runner64 (small blind) folded before Flop
  42. #42
    He got into a fight with moneyyyyyyy.
  43. #43
    ***** Hand History for Game 2634159835 *****
    NL Texas Hold'em $200 Buy-in + $15 Entry Fee Trny:15352671 Level:1 Blinds(10/15) - Thursday, September 01, 08:24:18 EDT 2005
    Table Table 11783 (Real Money)
    Seat 3 is the button
    Total number of players : 10
    Seat 1: lpw1535 ( $1000 )
    Seat 2: uncleSAM673 ( $1000 )
    Seat 3: ILUVNL ( $945 )
    Seat 4: BarryBull ( $985 )
    Seat 5: HANK891 ( $1000 )
    Seat 6: LongAlpha ( $1000 )
    Seat 7: ilikeace_s86 ( $1000 )
    Seat 8: lasvegasfuji ( $1000 )
    Seat 9: mikehickman ( $395 )
    Seat 10: few6701 ( $1675 )
    Trny:15352671 Level:1
    Blinds(10/15)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to ilikeace_s86 [ Qs Qh ]
    LongAlpha folds.
    ilikeace_s86 raises [45].
    lasvegasfuji folds.
    mikehickman calls [45].
    few6701 folds.
    lpw1535 folds.
    uncleSAM673 folds.
    ILUVNL folds.
    BarryBull folds.
    HANK891 folds.
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ 7c, 8s, 7h ]
    ilikeace_s86 bets [95].
    mikehickman is all-In [350]
    ilikeace_s86 calls [255].
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ Jc ]
    >You have options at Table 11087 Table!.
    ** Dealing River ** [ 8d ]
    ilikeace_s86 shows [ Qs, Qh ] two pairs, queens and eights.
    mikehickman shows [ 3c, 8c ] a full house, Eights full of sevens.
    mikehickman wins 815 chips from the main pot with a full house, Eights full of sevens.
    >You have options at Table 11747 Table!.
  44. #44
    They were sooted...
  45. #45
    duh! aces how can u call there totally horrible play by you..


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  46. #46
    ilikeace_s86 shows [ Qs, Qh ] two pairs, queens and eights.
    mikehickman shows [ 3c, 8c ] a full house, Eights full of sevens.
    mikehickman wins 815 chips from the main pot with a full house, Eights full of sevens.
    PWN3D
  47. #47
    The guy had outs and chips. It was obviously a great play by him. Everyone knows that sooted cards are monsters!
  48. #48
    ***** Hand History for Game 2642068529 *****
    NL Texas Hold'em $1000 Buy-in + $65 Entry Fee Trny:15392377 Level:1 Blinds(10/15) - Friday, September 02, 18:59:02 EDT 2005
    Table Step 5 #983423 (Real Money)
    Seat 5 is the button
    Total number of players : 10
    Seat 1: gamblin69 ( $1140 )
    Seat 3: Sh00teR ( $975 )
    Seat 5: moneyCKmaker ( $1000 )
    Seat 8: wellsdj111 ( $875 )
    Seat 9: write2whoosh ( $985 )
    Seat 10: mikeycadilac ( $1025 )
    Seat 2: ilikeaces_86 ( $975 )
    Seat 7: yahtzee_boy ( $1000 )
    Seat 6: DrunknMasta ( $970 )
    Seat 4: baller6969 ( $1055 )
    Trny:15392377 Level:1
    Blinds(10/15)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to ilikeaces_86 [ Ad Ks ]
    wellsdj111 folds.
    write2whoosh folds.
    mikeycadilac folds.
    gamblin69 calls [15].
    ilikeaces_86 raises [55].
    Sh00teR folds.
    baller6969 folds.
    moneyCKmaker folds.
    DrunknMasta folds.
    yahtzee_boy folds.
    gamblin69 calls [40].
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ 6h, Kd, As ]
    gamblin69 checks.
    ilikeaces_86 bets [135].
    gamblin69 raises [400].
    ilikeaces_86 is all-In [785]
    gamblin69 will be using his time bank for this hand.
    gamblin69 calls [520].
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ 2d ]
    ** Dealing River ** [ Ts ]
    gamblin69 shows [ Ac, 9d ] a pair of aces.
    ilikeaces_86 shows [ Ad, Ks ] two pairs, aces and kings.
    ilikeaces_86 wins 1975 chips from the main pot with two pairs, aces and kings.

    How much more obvious do I have to make it. I wonder what it feels like for a fish to have 1k go down the drain...
  49. #49
    Table Step 5 #983423 (Real Money)
    Seat 1 is the button
    Total number of players : 10
    Seat 1: gamblin69 ( $365 )
    Seat 3: Sh00teR ( $975 )
    Seat 5: moneyCKmaker ( $1000 )
    Seat 8: wellsdj111 ( $865 )
    Seat 9: write2whoosh ( $835 )
    Seat 10: mikeycadilac ( $1000 )
    Seat 2: ilikeaces_86 ( $1945 )
    Seat 7: yahtzee_boy ( $970 )
    Seat 6: DrunknMasta ( $945 )
    Seat 4: baller6969 ( $1100 )
    Trny:15392377 Level:2
    Blinds(15/30)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to ilikeaces_86 [ Ac Ah ]
    baller6969 folds.
    moneyCKmaker folds.
    DrunknMasta calls [30].
    yahtzee_boy folds.
    wellsdj111 folds.
    write2whoosh folds.
    mikeycadilac folds.
    gamblin69 folds.
    ilikeaces_86 raises [160].
    Sh00teR calls [145].
    DrunknMasta folds.
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ As, 2s, 8h ]
    ilikeaces_86 bets [175].
    Sh00teR is all-In [800]
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    ilikeaces_86 calls [625].
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ 5d ]
    ** Dealing River ** [ 6c ]
    ilikeaces_86 shows [ Ac, Ah ] three of a kind, aces.
    Sh00teR shows [ Js, Ks ] high card ace.
    ilikeaces_86 wins 1980 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, aces.
    Sh00teR finished in tenth place.
    Sh00teR has left the table.

    hahahahahha
  50. #50
    The friggin blinds are 15/30
    ilikeaces_86 raises [160]
    Ok I think I will call 1/6 of my stack with K-J.....well it is sooted.....
    boy I'm glad I called.....I hit two spades....yippe, now I'm gonna call off the rest on this here flush draw.

    Damn.....why do I always lose these $1,000 SnGs?
  51. #51
    that is ridiculous.

    well someone has to give aces all his money.
  52. #52
    Quote Originally Posted by vqchuang
    well someone has to give aces all his money.
    Speaking of taking their money....when are u gonna move up to the 215s.
  53. #53
    ***** Hand History for Game 2644629965 *****
    NL Texas Hold'em $100 Buy-in + $9 Entry Fee Trny:15405490 Level:1 Blinds(10/15) - Saturday, September 03, 02:32:34 EDT 2005
    Table Table 11950 (Real Money)
    Seat 6 is the button
    Total number of players : 10
    Seat 4: ilikeace_s86 ( $1000 )
    Seat 2: MRVXX ( $1000 )
    Seat 10: Ducklux ( $1000 )
    Seat 7: S_Caesar ( $1000 )
    Seat 9: pokee_man ( $1000 )
    Seat 6: qmonster ( $1000 )
    Seat 8: ToastedMoses ( $1000 )
    Seat 3: curious70 ( $1000 )
    Seat 1: testarosa ( $1000 )
    Seat 5: JEFE6349 ( $1000 )
    Trny:15405490 Level:1
    Blinds(10/15)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to ilikeace_s86 [ Ah As ]
    >You have options at Table 35012 Table!.
    pokee_man folds.
    Ducklux folds.
    testarosa calls [15].
    MRVXX calls [15].
    curious70 folds.
    ilikeace_s86 raises [65].
    JEFE6349 folds.
    qmonster folds.
    S_Caesar folds.
    ToastedMoses folds.
    testarosa calls [50].
    MRVXX calls [50].
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ Kh, Qs, 8s ]
    testarosa checks.
    MRVXX bets [225].
    ilikeace_s86 is all-In [935]
    testarosa folds.
    >You have options at Table 35012 Table!.
    MRVXX is all-In [710]
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ Kc ]
    ** Dealing River ** [ 4c ]
    MRVXX shows [ 4s, Ks ] a full house, Kings full of fours.
    ilikeace_s86 shows [ Ah, As ] two pairs, aces and kings.
    MRVXX wins 2090 chips from the main pot with a full house, Kings full of fours.
    ilikeace_s86 finished in tenth place.
    ilikeace_s86 has left the table.

    Sometimes the fish win.
  54. #54
    Well it's now obvious how aces does so well in MTTs...
    TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
  55. #55
    ***** Hand History for Game 2645303581 *****
    NL Texas Hold'em $100 Buy-in + $9 Entry Fee Trny:15408330 Level:1 Blinds(10/15) - Saturday, September 03, 06:40:24 EDT 2005
    Table Table 14232 (Real Money)
    Seat 1 is the button
    Total number of players : 10
    Seat 7: ilikeace_s86 ( $1000 )
    Seat 2: ToastedMoses ( $1000 )
    Seat 5: joedemat ( $1000 )
    Seat 4: Dodgey777 ( $1000 )
    Seat 6: DOCTORPLASMA ( $1000 )
    Seat 8: sussies ( $1000 )
    Seat 9: Xerosch ( $1000 )
    Seat 3: pokerGOD334 ( $1000 )
    Seat 1: Money4Shoes ( $1000 )
    Seat 10: MarcW218 ( $1000 )
    Trny:15408330 Level:1
    Blinds(10/15)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to ilikeace_s86 [ Qd 8s ]
    Dodgey777 raises [50].
    joedemat calls [50].
    DOCTORPLASMA folds.
    ilikeace_s86 folds.
    sussies folds.
    Xerosch folds.
    MarcW218 folds.
    Money4Shoes raises [200].
    ToastedMoses folds.
    pokerGOD334 folds.
    Dodgey777 folds.
    joedemat calls [150].
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ 9d, 5s, 2d ]
    joedemat is all-In [800]
    Money4Shoes is all-In [800]
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ 7h ]
    ** Dealing River ** [ 9s ]
    joedemat shows [ 4h, 2c ] two pairs, nines and twos.
    Money4Shoes shows [ As, Ah ] two pairs, aces and nines.
    Money4Shoes wins 2075 chips from the main pot with two pairs, aces and nines.
    joedemat finished in tenth place.
    joedemat has left the table.
  56. #56
    Funny post
    Interesting to see that bad play happens on higher levels as well.

    ilikeaces86 - you hit your set very often with high pairs!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Borax
    Funny post
    Interesting to see that bad play happens on higher levels as well.

    ilikeaces86 - you hit your set very often with high pairs!?!
    He plays much much more than you. So though you both hit at the same rate, he gets dealt AA like 12 times a day and you probably only once or twice.

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  58. #58
    ***** Hand History for Game 2703178756 *****
    NL Texas Hold'em $200 Buy-in + $15 Entry Fee Trny:15694285 Level:1 Blinds(10/15) - Tuesday, September 13, 03:50:38 EDT 2005
    Table Table 14452 (Real Money)
    Seat 9 is the button
    Total number of players : 9
    Seat 1: ay_yo_yayo ( $1000 )
    Seat 2: Monkey_Bob ( $985 )
    Seat 5: Diver007 ( $970 )
    Seat 6: baller6969 ( $1000 )
    Seat 7: GBILLYT ( $1000 )
    Seat 8: BetABillion ( $985 )
    Seat 10: actionmonkey ( $985 )
    Seat 4: kingsnogood ( $1000 )
    Seat 9: tris96 ( $2075 )
    Trny:15694285 Level:1
    Blinds(10/15)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to kingsnogood [ Ad Ac ]
    Monkey_Bob folds.
    kingsnogood raises [50].
    Diver007 calls [50].
    baller6969 folds.
    GBILLYT folds.
    BetABillion folds.
    >You have options at Table 12782 Table!.
    tris96 raises [600].
    actionmonkey folds.
    ay_yo_yayo folds.
    kingsnogood: kingsnogood
    kingsnogood is all-In [950]
    Diver007 is all-In [920]
    tris96 calls [400].
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ 9s, 5c, 7h ]
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ As ]
    ** Dealing River ** [ 5d ]
    tris96 shows [ Ah, Ks ] two pairs, aces and fives.
    kingsnogood shows [ Ad, Ac ] a full house, Aces full of fives.
    Diver007 shows [ Qs, Td ] a pair of fives.
    kingsnogood wins 60 chips from side pot #1 with a full house, Aces full of fives.
    kingsnogood wins 2935 chips from the main pot with a full house, Aces full of fives.
    Diver007 finished in ninth place.
    Diver007 has left the table.
  59. #59
    ***** Hand History for Game 2703185604 *****
    NL Texas Hold'em $200 Buy-in + $15 Entry Fee Trny:15694254 Level:1 Blinds(10/15) - Tuesday, September 13, 03:53:19 EDT 2005
    Table Table 14454 (Real Money)
    Seat 5 is the button
    Total number of players : 10
    Seat 1: clcmillion ( $1060 )
    Seat 3: Ripius ( $960 )
    Seat 4: GaSooner ( $345 )
    Seat 5: jardward ( $2000 )
    Seat 6: HoytCorkins5 ( $760 )
    Seat 10: baller6969 ( $1000 )
    Seat 9: jshiff ( $900 )
    Seat 2: kingsnogood ( $975 )
    Seat 8: wackystax ( $1000 )
    Seat 7: WalMrtDude ( $1000 )
    Trny:15694254 Level:1
    Blinds(10/15)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to kingsnogood [ Ah Ac ]
    GaSooner: pump that pot up for for him
    wackystax folds.
    jshiff calls [15].
    baller6969 folds.
    clcmillion: for me
    >You have options at Table 12782 Table!.
    clcmillion raises [100].
    kingsnogood is all-In [975]
    Ripius folds.
    GaSooner folds.
    jardward folds.
    HoytCorkins5 folds.
    WalMrtDude folds.
    jshiff folds.
    >You have options at Table 14452 Table!.
    jardward: woops
    clcmillion: i love fking arround
    clcmillion calls [875].
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ 6c, Jd, 8h ]
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]
    ** Dealing River ** [ 8d ]
    clcmillion shows [ Jc, Tc ] two pairs, jacks and eights.
    kingsnogood shows [ Ah, Ac ] two pairs, aces and eights.
    kingsnogood wins 1990 chips from the main pot with two pairs, aces and eights.
  60. #60
    wonder what it feels like for a fish to have 1k go down the drain...
    I can't quite imagine being crazy enough to take my meager bankroll up to the $1000 level on a whim but just thinking about making this stupid move with up to $5000 on the line makes me want to piss and puke myself. Gotta love God's 'special children'...
  61. #61
    kingsnogood: kingsnogood

    POTD
  62. #62
    clcmillion: i love fking arround
    ...
    clcmillion shows [ Jc, Tc ] two pairs, jacks and eights.
    Wtf who can afford to do this at 200+15 SnGs heh. Once in a while if i'm really really tired or something i will do it at 5+.50's and hope for a suckout or an early bed time...but jesus.
  63. #63
    I think Im gonna bring my 1 buy in roll up to the 215s, theres more fish up there. Bankroll management my ass.
  64. #64
    ***** Hand History for Game 2752624670 *****
    NL Texas Hold'em $200 Buy-in + $15 Entry Fee Trny:15948842 Level:3 Blinds(25/50) - Wednesday, September 21, 21:03:22 EDT 2005
    Table Table 15295 (Real Money)
    Seat 1 is the button
    Total number of players : 9
    Seat 3: MIKH22 ( $1005 )
    Seat 8: trplast ( $1220 )
    Seat 9: moneydja ( $590 )
    Seat 4: ilikeace_s86 ( $930 )
    Seat 7: miket13111 ( $1730 )
    Seat 1: spacekadet ( $1000 )
    Seat 2: h2man ( $1015 )
    Seat 6: cmitch_ ( $980 )
    Seat 5: teelor ( $1530 )
    Trny:15948842 Level:3
    Blinds(25/50)
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to ilikeace_s86 [ Kh Ah ]
    >You have options at Table 11709 Table!.
    ilikeace_s86 raises [150].
    teelor folds.
    cmitch_ folds.
    miket13111 folds.
    trplast calls [150].
    >You have options at Table 11650 Table!.
    moneydja folds.
    spacekadet folds.
    h2man folds.
    MIKH22 folds.
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ Ks, Ac, Kd ]
    >You have options at Table 11709 Table!.
    >You have options at Table 11650 Table!.
    ilikeace_s86 bets [299].
    trplast raises [600].
    ilikeace_s86 is all-In [481]
    trplast calls [180].
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ 4s ]
    >You have options at Table 11650 Table!.
    ** Dealing River ** [ 9c ]
    trplast shows [ 4c, 4h ] a full house, Fours full of kings.
    ilikeace_s86 shows [ Kh, Ah ] a full house, Kings full of aces.
    ilikeace_s86 wins 1935 chips from the main pot with a full house, Kings full of aces.
  65. #65
    ilikeace_s86 bets [299].
    I guess that made it look like a steal attempt.
    Up my bankroll - buy Saints Row.
  66. #66
    Seriously though, what could he possibly think you have that he's beating after your UTG raise? QJ, JT, 33?
  67. #67
    Just thinking about the play of those two guys for $1,000 is making me choke. I'm glad I'm not them. I would feel like an idiot to make those plays at the $5 tables.
  68. #68
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    I love how Q-10 ended up all-in on like the third hand when you had AA and the other had AK.
  69. #69
    I've had a nice, albeit short, run at these lately...
    past 26 games placings
    1-- 8
    2-- 1
    3-- 2
    4-10-- 15
  70. #70
    Ive got ya where I want ya and now Im gonna eat ya.
  71. #71
    I will get to $215s, one day...i hope...but by then the fish will either have run out of money or learned how to play, knowing my luck, lol.
    The poker gods love me really, they are just testing my faith !
  72. #72
    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

    BB (t1705)
    UTG (t960)
    Hero (t1100)
    MP1 (t1295)
    MP2 (t1235)
    MP3 (t1970)
    CO (t1670)
    Button (t1560)
    SB (t2005)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A, A.
    1 fold, Hero calls t50, 2 folds, MP3 raises to t125, 2 folds, SB calls t100, 1 fold, Hero raises to t500, MP3 folds, SB calls t375.

    Flop: (t1175) 6, 4, Q (2 players)
    SB bets t650, Hero calls t600 (All-In).

    Turn: (t2425) T (2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: (t2425) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Final Pot: t2425

    Results in white below:
    SB has 6d 4d (two pair, sixes and fours).
    Hero has Ah As (one pair, aces).
    Outcome: SB wins t2425.


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  73. #73
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    Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with Ah, As.
    1 fold, Hero calls t50

    ha!! fishy indeed.

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