I am a holdem master.

[Irisheyes]

Yo wat up peoplesa in de cool thread!!!! Dis is my firstedst frunk post in de FTR n;' yo I measured my Dick today yo its 10 inches long. So big up for my penis implemint!!!!!!!!

[gabe]

and yes it is my only source of income as i am a student at the moment.

Clown College?

GOT EM!

[bigboy5540]

lmao this is classic. you guys know you all love me deep inside. =) *continues singing*

[bigboy5540]

hahaha this is toooo funny. no joke. how bout we all meet up and go for drinks some time??

[bigboy5540]

actually let me seranade you guys with another love song...from my heart... "i believe i can flyyyyy...i believe i can touch the skyyyyyy...think about it every night and dayyyyy...spread my wings and fly away....." continues singing from the heart.

[bigboy5540]

...but i will always come back here cuz i love this place

[bigboy5540]

although i am a little upset only a couple people have answered my initial question.

[bigboy5540]

by the way guy please don't get upset. im just playing with you all.

[bigboy5540]

im just an ass hole is all. i can't help it.

[Murd0c]

Bigboy you remind me of a poker player equivalent of the pro gamers in the purepwnage videos.

[bigboy5540]

y ty murdoc.

[bigboy5540]

ok excuse me fellas i got to go. but i will continue this when i come back. *hugz and kisses*

[Pelion]

Its true he's a shark.

[Off5th]

some other players i respect on this site (or used to be here) are ripptyde(he had the best poker mind on ftr and is a shame he was banned).

Hey I didn't here about this! No wonder his MTT Strategy is not posted anymore. Anyone can fill me in on what happened????

[Renton]

no

I am a holdem master!

[Lukie]

bigboy we are still waiting for you to discuss advanced concepts that us beginners should not try to emulate, thanks.

[jameseyb]

Good Christ! I haven't laughed this much since I convinced a workmate he had a DSM-IV anti-social personality disorder!

On a more serious note, how long did it take you to be able to support your extreme college lifestyle playing poker? Back when I was a student I had to spend all my time either working or actually studying and didn't really have time to play poker, but that was back in the 90's. Maybe things have changed since then...

[thnwkd]

some other players i respect on this site (or used to be here) are ripptyde(he had the best poker mind on ftr and is a shame he was banned).

Hey I didn't here about this! No wonder his MTT Strategy is not posted anymore. Anyone can fill me in on what happened????

2nd.

[Lukie]

some other players i respect on this site (or used to be here) are ripptyde(he had the best poker mind on ftr and is a shame he was banned).

Hey I didn't here about this! No wonder his MTT Strategy is not posted anymore. Anyone can fill me in on what happened????

2nd.

He got banned for being a douche. And a prick. And that's an understatement.

[Lukie]

He also threatened legal action against FTR if it didn't take down all of his posts (and guides, I assume).

[gabe]

some other players i respect on this site (or used to be here) are ripptyde(he had the best poker mind on ftr and is a shame he was banned).

Hey I didn't here about this! No wonder his MTT Strategy is not posted anymore. Anyone can fill me in on what happened????

2nd.

rippy posted some stuff, some people made jokes about rippy, rippy went apeshit and got kicked off the forums

[bigboy5540]

rippy was a great poker mind tho...creative and unique...just a little too defensive.

[bigboy5540]

wasn't a memeber when he was a memeber but i read his guide. it really helped my game.

[bigboy5540]

i wish he would have allowed it to be left on this site. everyone would benefit from reading it...unique perspective on playing the game and many useful strategies.

[bigboy5540]

doing pretty good right now playing 1/2 nl

bigboy5540 1 8 3 $559.52/$559.52 $0.00 $0.00
tigerkim 2 $78.00/$78.00 $0.00 $0.00
champkilgo 3 $336.50/$335.50 $1.00 $-1.00
High Road 4 $92.00/$90.00 $2.00 $-2.00
Rounder60 5 $253.11/$253.11 $0.00 $0.00
Gambol 6 $203.00/$203.00 $0.00 $0.00
stentmaster 7 $270.75/$259.75 $11.00 $-11.00
pkrpimp4 8 $185.00/$198.00 $11.00 $13.00
HK 9 $92.00/$92.00 $0.00 $0.00

[Rondavu]

This is what happens when fat people get skinny for the first time.

[bigboy5540]

it's a very good game at bodog table: el saler. come play if you play bodog. many fish here.

[bigboy5540]

i was never fat ron. played on my school basketball and volleyball teams when i was in high school. 5'11 170 pounds. please stop hating man.

[bigboy5540]

just wish i played football when i was in school. everyone tells me how much fun it was.

[Renton]

i just realized it

bigboy IS ripptyde.

it has to be true

[givememyleg]

rofl my copter.

[bigboy5540]

anyone ever play with ag uy named stent master? true calling station.

[bigboy5540]

honestly renton lol. i may be an ass like ripptyde but do i respond to the hating like ripptyde?? cmon now.lol

[bigboy5540]

i just *music playing in the background*"brush that dirt off my shoulder..."

[Renton]

STOP MAKING BARRAGES OF POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

plz

[Pelion]

honestly renton lol. i may be an ass like ripptyde but do i respond to the hating like ripptyde?? cmon now.lol

I think this proves it.


Welcome back Ripptyde rofl

[Renton]

SO r3-B/\nn3D !!1!!

[Pelion]

lynch bigboy5540

He is clearly a Ripptyde. I ask the Angel to protect me as his Ripptyde buddies will almost certainly try to tear me apart in the night.

[bigboy5540]

*sniff sniff* i smell pussy. *sniff sniff* i smell more haters.

[Irisheyes]

I s just me or has the whole forum gone very lighthearted all of a sudden?

[Renton]

I s just me or has the whole forum gone very lighthearted all of a sudden?

rippy's back!! this calls for a celebration.

[bigboy5540]

hey guys since you are in a delusional state, just call me boss from now on.

[Fnord]

rippy was a great poker mind tho...

Funny you should say that, he was playing the role of the short stack donk at my table last night. Didn't even last an orbit, which was a shame because he's fun to play with.

[Irisheyes]

hey guys since you are in a delusional state, just call me boss from now on.

Captain?

[Warpe]

I s just me or has the whole forum gone very lighthearted all of a sudden?

Full moon was yesterday. Plus I figure bigboy was either drunk, stoned or both.

[gabe]

rippy was a great poker mind tho...

Funny you should say that, he was playing the role of the short stack donk at my table last night. Didn't even last an orbit, which was a shame because he's fun to play with.

everyone loves a short stack donk! $$$$$$$$$$$$$

[bigboy5540]

well he might have had money management problems but his ideas were good. losers can have good ideas too. he just didn't know how to incorporate the ideas into playing winning poker. however, this is not to say that another player can not incorporate ripp's ideas into his or her game and become a better player. this is what i did.

[bigboy5540]

it's a shame honestly that his posts couldn't be kept here. some of that advice was golden.

[Fnord]

rippy was a great poker mind tho...

Funny you should say that, he was playing the role of the short stack donk at my table last night. Didn't even last an orbit, which was a shame because he's fun to play with.

everyone loves a short stack donk! $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Yeah, 40ish deep, calls a raise with Q4

Flop is something like T 7 4, with two spades. Bet, push, KQ calls. Turn is a spade. GG Rippy, way to think out of the box!

[Renton]

I s just me or has the whole forum gone very lighthearted all of a sudden?

Full moon was yesterday. Plus I figure bigboy was either drunk, stoned or both.

I am sorry, but when I am drunk and/or stoned, I typically find other things to do than to play on the computer. I work on a computer for a living. Computers====buzzkill

[bigboy5540]

um guys i wasn't stoned/drunk. i am just an asshole trying to have some fun.

[Warpe]

um guys i wasn't stoned/drunk. i am just an asshole trying to have some fun.

Get a dildo and some lube and you're good to go.

[bigboy5540]

yea fnord i never said he was a winner. but wouldn't you say there might be some times where you would actually need that move??? maybe in an sng against a tag who you know cont bets often with air?? its called balls baby. something all good players have. something that you might be lacking.

[Renton]

um guys i wasn't stoned/drunk. i am just an asshole trying to have some fun.

Get a dildo and some lube and you're good to go.

ix-nay on the ube-lay

[bigboy5540]

lmao hahaha good one bro. gotta give it to u

[bigboy5540]

ok so how many more to get to flush?

[bigboy5540]

ok got class. be back later my loves.

[Warpe]

ok so how many more to get to flush?

Move to commune?

[Renton]

ok so how many more to get to flush?

so you are just spamming posts to get your count up???


... ... ... ... ... thats a little sad.

[bigboy5540]

wtf are yoo talking about dude. this is my thread and all my posts are in response to you guys. i don't care about my post count. just asking out of curiousity

[Renton]

wtf are yoo talking about dude. this is my thread and all my posts are in response to you guys. i don't care about my post count. just asking out of curiousity

every post should represent one main idea. Didn't you learn that in 6th grade grammar?

You use 5+ consecutive posts to represent one response to someone else. That is highly unnecessary, and a tad annoying.

[bigboy5540]

we didn't have a section about posting in forums in my 6th grade textbook. maybe it was outdated?

anyway ok im sorry dude if it annoys you but i'm new to this forum stuff. i'm too used to talking on AIM.

[Fnord]

Your time is up.

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