I'm bored. Maybe you are too. Let's do this.
09-14-2012 10:59 PM
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I'm an English Teacher in South Korea AMAI'm bored. Maybe you are too. Let's do this. | |
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09-14-2012 11:01 PM
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are you rooming with ong? |
09-14-2012 11:02 PM
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My god. Here he goes again. | |
09-14-2012 11:05 PM
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...dragon shit? rly? | |
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09-14-2012 11:08 PM
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Why does everyone think you're an asshole? | |
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09-14-2012 11:09 PM
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09-14-2012 11:10 PM
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How many dogs have you eaten this week? | |
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09-14-2012 11:15 PM
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09-14-2012 11:16 PM
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09-14-2012 11:20 PM
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i laffed. | |
09-14-2012 11:24 PM
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Ok, so now I understand the weird ass bc faggot thread. Dragon shit's cool. | |
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09-14-2012 11:27 PM
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This question really only applies to complete English noobs, i.e. three-year olds (yup, they start learning English that early). Small children are truly sponges and learn quickly. I taught one group of noob four-year olds and started with basics like "My name is...," "I (don't) like...," "I have..." These sentences can generally be explained non-verbally. As they continue to learn English and expand their vocabulary, teaching more complex things becomes easier. | |
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09-14-2012 11:33 PM
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I know this is Japanese, but since all Asian people are exactly the same, how true is the shit bow? Is a bow a bow or is a shallow bow really a shit bow? |
09-14-2012 11:42 PM
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How would you describe speaking korean? | |
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09-14-2012 11:44 PM
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09-14-2012 11:46 PM
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Did you ever see the clown chics tits? Why do most if not all asians have very full looking breasts? | |
09-14-2012 11:48 PM
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09-14-2012 11:48 PM
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I didn't say big, just full. They always seem to have a lot of bottom boob | |
09-14-2012 11:51 PM
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I didn't say big either | |
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09-14-2012 11:52 PM
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You're right in saying that's a Japanese thing. The Japs have a really deep bow. In Korea, it's just a deeper head-nod to most people. Think of it as a substitution for the wave hello. However, people higher on the social scale (the oldest in your family, your boss, the oldest in your work place) get a deeper bow though it's still not the full kung-fu-like bow. | |
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09-14-2012 11:55 PM
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I never saw clown chicks tits. I did see her in her bra though. | |
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09-14-2012 11:55 PM
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09-15-2012 12:06 AM
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Reading Korean is extremely easy once you learn the alphabet as the language is phonetic (unlike English where we have silent letters, ie subtle). It's sometimes hard to understand when Koreans speak to each other since they don't follow the rules I'm currently learning (they speak informally whereas people usually start learning Korean formally as to not offend anyone). Also, Koreans generally skip consonants in some words when the consonant blends are harder to pronounce. Since I am a visual learner and base my speech on how a word looks (I have to see a word in order to understand how it's pronounced), this messes me up. | |
Last edited by BooG690; 09-15-2012 at 12:09 AM.
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09-15-2012 12:17 AM
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underboob is best boob |
09-15-2012 12:19 AM
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What's the legal banging age in S Korea? | |
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09-15-2012 12:22 AM
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how many hookers have you banged boog? | |
09-15-2012 12:24 AM
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The legal banging age in S. Korea is 13, I believe. | |
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09-15-2012 12:25 AM
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09-15-2012 12:26 AM
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Why does S Korea have such harsh anti drug laws? | |
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09-15-2012 12:26 AM
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how are korean women in bed? if not experienced then what are others saying? | |
09-15-2012 12:34 AM
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tell us more about the 5 DOLLA CRAPS | |
09-15-2012 12:34 AM
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I have no idea. Most Koreans I ask get all "OMGDRUGSARESOSOBAD" when I ask them about it. They almost have a "How can you NOT have super harsh drug laws?" way of thinking about it. | |
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09-15-2012 12:36 AM
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I'm a Craps addict. I was really drunk and Mark was with me. I like getting others addicted to Craps as well. Craps can snowball easily and end up costing a lot with so many bets I want to place. The $5 Craps table I found was allowing 5X odds which is standard on the bigger tables. What happened at the Craps table that night is still blurry but I'm pretty sure I lost $200 that Craps session. | |
Last edited by BooG690; 09-15-2012 at 12:39 AM.
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09-15-2012 12:38 AM
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5 DOLLA CRAPS is my favorite kiwimark story barring his rehab "let's make it three" | |
09-15-2012 12:39 AM
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how much dragon shit do you own, and is it true that dragons are the jedis of large reptilian mythological creatures? | |
09-15-2012 12:40 AM
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09-15-2012 12:45 AM
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NOTHING, and I repeat NOTHING, will come close to being a god damn Jedi, okay? Don't EVEN COMPARE THAT SHIT. | |
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09-15-2012 12:48 AM
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The girls are generally about 5'4" or 5'5". Sadly, I'm that tall as well so no, I don't feel like a giant. Asians are hairless except for their pubic area which they don't shave. They give OK head. I've never been able to talk an Asian woman into even making out with another chick. That question seems to be VERY ridiculous to them. They don't like tan skin here since only peasants that work on the farm are tanned-skin which means the Koreans who aren't open to foreigners probably look down on me even more. Most are very, very friendly though. And why doesn't Western culture have MORE dragons? | |
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09-15-2012 12:51 AM
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...Welp, S Koreans women no longer are attractive to me, as they don't shave their cunt. They can fuck off, now. Not making out with another girl? Yeah, they can totally fuck off. | |
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09-15-2012 12:52 AM
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Are you now a fan of Kpop? | |
09-15-2012 12:53 AM
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Trimmed cunts > semi-bushy cunts > shaved cunts > out-of-control cunts | |
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09-15-2012 12:56 AM
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I love Gangnam Style. That's my shit when I go out at night. As for Kpop, I don't like the music without the music video. Here's why (the middle video is my favorite and has some English in it. The last video has the nommiest chicks dressed in short basketball jerseys and starts with English): | |
Last edited by BooG690; 09-15-2012 at 01:01 AM.
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09-15-2012 12:57 AM
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09-15-2012 01:03 AM
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How long do you plan on staying in korea? | |
Last edited by Micro2Macro; 09-15-2012 at 01:05 AM. | |
09-15-2012 03:51 AM
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09-15-2012 04:26 AM
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I don't know exactly how long. At least another year though I'll be going back home in December as a "vacation" so to speak. | |
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09-15-2012 07:32 AM
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I know other people who are wankers and couldn't actually find something meaningful to do with their life, so they went to Korea to teach English. | |
09-15-2012 08:02 AM
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09-15-2012 08:07 AM
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u still going to Yeongam, Oct 14? | |
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09-15-2012 09:12 AM
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What are your thoughts on the working hours there of professional men? Is it as bad as I heard, that they work 12 hours + then are forced/choose to socialize with their coworkers by drinking nearly every night? | |
09-15-2012 11:49 AM
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09-15-2012 02:07 PM
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Cunts? | |
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09-15-2012 02:41 PM
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I like my cunts blue, like the waffle. | |
09-15-2012 04:31 PM
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09-15-2012 04:40 PM
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09-15-2012 04:53 PM
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If I see a hint of bush I am shutting it down. I don't mind a little whatever they want above the line, but I need a clean work surface. | |
09-15-2012 08:10 PM
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What you've heard is true. They do work 12+ hours per day and almost each day, their bosses ask to go "for a drink." You can't say no to your boss due to him being all high on the social ladder and stuff. Also, Koreans don't stop at one drink. They don't stop at all until someone throws their drunk ass on the taxi or they pass out on the street (a lot of public displays of drunkenness here). All this leads to the highest suicide rate in the world. | |
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09-15-2012 10:07 PM
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Had any galbi yet? | |
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09-15-2012 10:08 PM
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Tanya's mad cuz you didn't say hi back. | |
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09-15-2012 11:58 PM
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09-16-2012 12:01 AM
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Yep. Too late. J/K Trade you for some fried oreos. | |
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09-16-2012 07:43 PM
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My favorite dish at Korean restaurants is bibim neng myung, do you like it? | |
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09-16-2012 10:37 PM
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Last edited by Jack Sawyer; 09-16-2012 at 10:41 PM.
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09-17-2012 07:34 PM
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What percentage of the people there speak English? | |
09-17-2012 07:51 PM
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I'm assuming you mean the mixed noodles with chili sauce on it. Delicious. | |
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09-17-2012 08:01 PM
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The way they serve it in K-town is with cold fruit and meat and hard-boiled egg, it's very spicy and delish. | |
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09-19-2012 10:07 AM
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What's the maximum number of times its acceptable to wear a pair of socks? | |
09-19-2012 07:43 PM
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09-19-2012 07:58 PM
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Shirts and one and done for me, but I agree with the rest. | |
09-19-2012 08:13 PM
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Shit, still have not called boost. | |
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09-19-2012 09:55 PM
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BooG: You are my most worthwhile follow on instagram. Not a question, but I thought you should know. | |
09-20-2012 05:54 AM
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09-20-2012 08:40 AM
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09-20-2012 09:33 AM
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Are you going to start a blog about teaching korean kids english and call it chinglish? I used to read a blog about an english teacher in Seoul (circa 2003) and enjoyed it, would like to read more. | |
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09-20-2012 05:56 PM
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I always hear of people that go to Korea to teach English without a work permit. What made you decide to do it legally? | |
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