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so i have two hot neighbors in my duplex who like to take my dog when i'm not there, which is great. however, last night they called me when i was at the bar freaking out like omg we lost lexi she's been gone for over 45 minutes. i leave to go find her. no luck. i go to bed because she normally comes back. apparently she was in their basement the whole time. so, i want to post a good ol' picard facepalm on their walls.

Wait, is Lexi the dog or one of the hot neighbors? And why were you freaking out at the bar? Assuming Lexi's the dog, are you leaving the bar to look for the dog because you're trying to tap one (or both) of them? If so, refer to rule #1, don't shit where you sleep. Unless of course you do get to tap both of them, then I say, gg sir.