Couple of the dumbest things I saw today

I don't think this guy knows the rules of Razz...

PokerStars Game #17331303585: Tournament #87036647, Freeroll HORSE (Razz Limit) - Level III (40/80) - 2008/05/10 - 12:00:41 (ET)
Table '87036647 277' 8-max
Seat 1: TheTruthBaby (1560 in chips)
Seat 2: phg3928 (1586 in chips)
Seat 3: ladydee123 (1161 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: Pamela999 (1265 in chips)
Seat 5: Fellansd (1457 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: DrivingDog (1644 in chips)
Seat 7: MrBlitz (1427 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: MojoRidende (3534 in chips)
Pamela999: posts the ante 8
Fellansd: posts the ante 8
DrivingDog: posts the ante 8
MrBlitz: posts the ante 8
MojoRidende: posts the ante 8
TheTruthBaby: posts the ante 8
phg3928: posts the ante 8
ladydee123: posts the ante 8
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to TheTruthBaby [4d]
Dealt to phg3928 [Kh]
Dealt to ladydee123 [2h]
Dealt to Pamela999 [Qd]
Dealt to Fellansd [4h]
Dealt to DrivingDog [2s 7h Ac]
Dealt to MrBlitz [9c]
Dealt to MojoRidende [Th]
phg3928: brings in for 12
ladydee123: folds
Pamela999: folds
Fellansd: folds
DrivingDog: raises 28 to 40
MrBlitz: folds
MojoRidende: raises 40 to 80
TheTruthBaby: folds
phg3928: folds
DrivingDog: raises 40 to 120
MojoRidende: raises 40 to 160
Betting is capped
DrivingDog: calls 40
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to DrivingDog [2s 7h Ac] [5c]
Dealt to MojoRidende [Th] [6s]
DrivingDog: bets 40
MojoRidende: raises 40 to 80
DrivingDog: raises 40 to 120
MojoRidende: raises 40 to 160
Betting is capped
ladydee123 has returned
DrivingDog: calls 40
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to DrivingDog [2s 7h Ac 5c] [3d]
Dealt to MojoRidende [Th 6s] [Ad]
DrivingDog: bets 80
MojoRidende: raises 80 to 160
DrivingDog: raises 80 to 240
MojoRidende: raises 80 to 320
Betting is capped
DrivingDog: calls 80
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to DrivingDog [2s 7h Ac 5c 3d] [8s]
Dealt to MojoRidende [Th 6s Ad] [7d]
DrivingDog: bets 80
MojoRidende: raises 80 to 160
DrivingDog: raises 80 to 240
MojoRidende: raises 80 to 320
Betting is capped
DrivingDog: calls 80
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to DrivingDog [2s 7h Ac 5c 3d 8s] [8h]
DrivingDog: bets 80
MojoRidende: raises 80 to 160
DrivingDog: raises 80 to 240
MojoRidende: raises 80 to 320
Betting is capped
DrivingDog: calls 80
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MojoRidende: shows [8c 6d Th 6s Ad 7d 6c] (Lo: T,8,7,6,A)
DrivingDog: shows [2s 7h Ac 5c 3d 8s 8h] (Lo: 7,5,3,2,A)
DrivingDog collected 2636 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2636 | Rake 0
Seat 1: TheTruthBaby folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 2: phg3928 folded on the 3rd Street
Seat 3: ladydee123 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Pamela999 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Fellansd folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 6: DrivingDog showed [2s 7h Ac 5c 3d 8s 8h] and won (2636) with Lo: 7,5,3,2,A
Seat 7: MrBlitz folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 8: MojoRidende showed [8c 6d Th 6s Ad 7d 6c] and lost with Lo: T,8,7,6,A

Another Ongame beauty, stupid shortstackers.

0.25/0.50 btw, stupid ongame.

Texas Hold'em $0.50-$1 NL (real money), hand #P4-67547651-120
Table Jena, 13 May 2008 4:22 PM ET

Seat 3: aurelienlela ($10.45 in chips)
Seat 4: -Johnny.Cash ($51.20 in chips)
Seat 6: Vin_Nipux ($104.15 in chips)
Seat 8: Taxi_Driver4 [ JH,JC ] ($94.45 in chips)
Seat 9: TowerFisher7 ($103.35 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
aurelienlela posts blind ($0.25), -Johnny.Cash posts blind ($0.50).

PRE-FLOP
Vin_Nipux folds, Taxi_Driver4 bets $2, TowerFisher7 folds, aurelienlela calls $1.75, -Johnny.Cash folds.

FLOP [board cards 10D,JS,7H ]
aurelienlela checks, Taxi_Driver4 bets $3, aurelienlela calls $3.

TURN [board cards 10D,JS,7H,7S ]
aurelienlela checks, Taxi_Driver4 checks.

RIVER [board cards 10D,JS,7H,7S,3S ]
aurelienlela bets $5, Taxi_Driver4 bets $10, aurelienlela folds. leaving $0.45 behind

SHOWDOWN
Taxi_Driver4 wins $24.50.

SUMMARY
Dealer: TowerFisher7
Pot: $25.50, (including rake: $1)
aurelienlela loses $10
-Johnny.Cash loses $0.50
Vin_Nipux loses $0
Taxi_Driver4 bets $15, collects $24.50, net $9.50
TowerFisher7 loses $0

Whaaaat??

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($60.30)
UTG+1 ($60.00)
CO ($49.50)
BTN ($49.00)
SB ($78.05)
Hero ($98.85)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is BB
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.5, CO calls $0.5, BTN raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero calls $2.5, UTG+1 calls $2.5, CO folds

Flop: ($9.75, 3 players)
Hero bets $6.75, UTG+1 calls $6.75, BTN goes all-in $46, Hero goes all-in $95.85, UTG+1 goes all-in $50.25

Turn: ($169.75, 3 players)

River: ($169.75, 3 players)

Final Pot: $169.75
BTN shows:
Hero shows:
UTG+1 shows:

Hero wins $205.6 ( won +$106.75 )
CO lost -$0.50
BTN lost -$49.00
UTG+1 lost -$60.00

Originally Posted by Muzzard

Whaaaat??

No no. It's WEEEEEEEE!!!

Witness the 3 street semi-bluff call, the single most powerful move in unlimited texas hold them!

$0.05/$0.1 No Limit Holdem
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Stephan2k6 ($2.00)
UTG 1 quiros00 ($3.50)
MP1 cnemani ($1.70)
MP2 cYpresse ($11.35)
MP3 chbp ($2.00)
CO LayerCake31 ($10.40)
BTN capa_audaz ($10.00)
SB Hero ($10.40)
BB VolleHuette1 ($11.50)

Pre-flop: ($0.15, 9 players) Hero is SB
1 fold, quiros00 calls $0.1, 4 folds, capa_audaz calls $0.1, Hero raises to $0.5, VolleHuette1 calls $0.4, quiros00 folds, capa_audaz calls $0.4

Flop: ($1.6, 3 players)
Hero bets $1, VolleHuette1 calls $1, capa_audaz calls $1

Turn: ($4.6, 3 players)
Hero bets $4, VolleHuette1 calls $4, 1 fold

River: ($12.6, 2 players)
Hero goes all-in $4.9, VolleHuette1 calls $4.9

Final Pot: $22.40
Hero shows:
VolleHuette1 shows:

Hero wins $21.35 ( won $10.95 )
VolleHuette1 lost -$10.40
quiros00 lost -$0.10
capa_audaz lost -$1.50

u definately have to figure at least a small portion of these are due to misclicking

mine definatly wasn't a mis click, he timed down for an age

Nice play reg, nice play...


$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Posselt78 ($121.35)
CO nico2017 ($23.35)
BTN gilliep ($101.65)
SB Strueffler ($114.30)
BB Hero ($86.95)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is BB
1 fold, nico2017 calls $1, gilliep calls $1, Strueffler calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: ($4, 4 players)
Strueffler checks, Hero bets $3.50, nico2017 calls $3.50, gilliep calls $3.50, Strueffler folds

Turn: ($14.50, 3 players)
Hero bets $10, nico2017 calls $10, gilliep calls $10

River: ($44.50, 3 players)
Hero checks, nico2017 checks, gilliep checks

Final Pot: $44.50
Hero shows:
gilliep shows:

gilliep wins $42.30 ( won $27.8 )
Hero lost -$14.50
nico2017 lost -$14.50
Strueffler lost -$1.00

Haha you sucker! Pairing your lone A on the turn and missing your FD was the worst thing that could happen to you and ---oh...


$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
3 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN Hero ($208.55)
SB Lappudden ($47.35)
BB OBi2222 ($48.05)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 3 players) Hero is BTN
Hero bets $3, 1 fold, OBi2222 calls $2

Flop: ($6.50, 2 players)
OBi2222 checks, Hero bets $5, OBi2222 calls $5

Turn: ($16.50, 2 players)
OBi2222 checks, Hero bets $15, OBi2222 calls $15

River: ($46.50, 2 players)
OBi2222 checks, Hero bets $25.05, OBi2222 goes all-in $25.05

Final Pot: $96.60
Hero shows:

Hero wins $94.60 ( won $46.55 )
OBi2222 lost -$48.05

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.50 BB (6 handed) Ultimate-Bet Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

BB ($46.75)
UTG ($25.10)
MP ($42.30)
CO ($19.80)
Hero ($47)
SB ($49.25)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, T.
UTG calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50, CO calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3.25, SB calls $3, BB folds, UTG calls $2.75, MP folds, CO folds.

Flop: ($11.25) 5, 5, 6 (4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($11.25) 3 (4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks.

River: ($11.25) 2 (4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: $11.25

Results in below:
Hero has A T (one pair, fives).
SB has 5 5 (four of a kind, fives).
UTG has T Q (one pair, fives).

^^^ this is funny because people do stuff like this in LHE too in games where no-one folds before the river and half the opponents will call the river with K high just in case.

why you shouldnt slowplay by this guy...

Dealt to ATOTHEC101 [7s 7d]
Sandra_100 folds
AcyducyA2 folds
Tsutsui folds
boogie555 folds
ringo6624 folds
chewy22111 raises to $3.50
WolfyPossum folds
JGO1985 raises to $10
ATOTHEC101 folds
chewy22111 calls $6.50
*** FLOP *** [Kc 6d 8c]
JGO1985 checks
chewy22111 checks
*** TURN *** [Kc 6d 8c] [Ac]
JGO1985 checks
chewy22111 checks
*** RIVER *** [Kc 6d 8c Ac] [Qs]
JGO1985 bets $7
chewy22111 raises to $35
JGO1985 calls $27, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $1 returned to chewy22111
*** SHOW DOWN ***
chewy22111 shows [Ts Js] a straight, Ace high
JGO1985 mucks
chewy22111 wins the pot ($86) with a straight, Ace high
JGO1985 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $89 | Rake $3
Board: [Kc 6d 8c Ac Qs]
Seat 1: ATOTHEC101 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Sandra_100 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: AcyducyA2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Tsutsui didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: boogie555 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: ringo6624 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: chewy22111 showed [Ts Js] and won ($86) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 8: WolfyPossum (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: JGO1985 (small blind) mucked [Kd Kh] - three of a kind, Kings

the donkness of the hand made even better by the preflop call with 10 j sooted by the other dude.

What exactly does this guy think he's beating?

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (5 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6, 6.
1 fold, MP raises, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets, BB calls, MP calls.

Flop: (9 SB) A, 7, 6 (3 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, MP calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) 6 (3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, MP calls, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, MP folds, Hero caps, BB calls.

River: (16.50 BB) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB caps, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 24.50 BB

Results:
Hero has 6h 6d (four of a kind, sixes).
BB has 4s Ad (two pair, aces and sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins 24.50 BB.

the ol' 3bet semibluff on the river.

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K, K.
2 folds, CO raises, 2 folds, Hero 3-bets, CO caps, Hero calls.

Flop: (8.40 SB) K, 9, 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Hero calls.

Turn: (5.20 BB) K (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Hero calls.

River: (7.20 BB) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Hero raises, CO 3-bets, Hero caps, CO calls.

Final Pot: 15.20 BB

Results
Hero has Kh Kd (four of a kind, kings).
CO has 8d 6d (two pair, kings and nines).
Outcome: Hero wins 15.20 BB.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

CO ($10)
Button ($2.85)
Hero ($9.60)
BB ($10.95)
UTG ($8.50)
MP ($9.50)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, A.
UTG calls $0.10, MP calls $0.10, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.6, BB calls $0.50, UTG folds, MP folds.

Flop: ($1.40) J, 7, 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.1, BB raises to $2.2, Hero raises to $9, villain tanks, says "I have a 7", BB folds.

Final Pot: $5.80

Pretty unspectacular, and I didn't believe he had a 7 until he said afterwards: "I think you had pocket jacks."

oops.

villain has $0.05 left on the river

PokerStars Game #18185559372: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/06/16 - 20:39:19 (ET)
Table 'Spica IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: kasper978 ($23.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Bgtas ($79.25 in chips)
Seat 3: Bode-ist ($131.45 in chips)
Seat 5: gutshotkid99 ($25.30 in chips)
Seat 6: lifes3ps ($50.50 in chips)
Bgtas: posts small blind $0.25
Bode-ist: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bode-ist [As Js]
gutshotkid99: calls $0.50
lifes3ps: folds
kasper978: folds
Bgtas: calls $0.25
Bode-ist: raises $2.25 to $2.75
gutshotkid99: calls $2.25
Bgtas: calls $2.25
*** FLOP *** [9h Ac Jh]
casius14 has returned
Bgtas: checks
Bode-ist: bets $6
gutshotkid99: calls $6
Bgtas: folds
*** TURN *** [9h Ac Jh] [6h]
Bode-ist: bets $16.50
kasper978 is disconnected
kasper978 is connected
gutshotkid99: calls $16.50
*** RIVER *** [9h Ac Jh 6h] [3c]
Bode-ist: bets $0.50
gutshotkid99: folds getting 1025:1
Uncalled bet ($0.50) returned to Bode-ist
Bode-ist collected $51.25 from pot
Bode-ist: doesn't show hand
Bode-ist said, " lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $53.25 | Rake $2
Board [9h Ac Jh 6h 3c]
Seat 1: kasper978 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Bgtas (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Bode-ist (big blind) collected ($51.25)
Seat 5: gutshotkid99 folded on the River
Seat 6: lifes3ps folded before Flop (didn't bet)

this guy thinks his name is gp333

PokerStars Game #18186301676: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/06/16 - 21:16:25 (ET)
Table 'Taygeta' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: casinoroleta ($43.40 in chips)
Seat 2: NW Star ($48.75 in chips)
Seat 3: *Angiii88* ($27.80 in chips)
Seat 4: Bode-ist ($50 in chips)
Seat 6: mademike1981 ($15.75 in chips)
NW Star: posts small blind $0.25
*Angiii88*: posts big blind $0.50
porter998: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bode-ist [Qh Jc]
Bode-ist: raises $1.50 to $2
mademike1981: folds
casinoroleta: calls $2
NW Star: folds
*Angiii88*: folds
*** FLOP *** [7s 3d 6h]
Bode-ist: bets $3.25
casinoroleta: calls $3.25
*** TURN *** [7s 3d 6h] [2h]
Bode-ist: checks
casinoroleta: checks
*** RIVER *** [7s 3d 6h 2h] [As]
Bode-ist: bets $6
casinoroleta: calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bode-ist: shows [Qh Jc] (high card Ace)
casinoroleta: mucks hand
Bode-ist collected $22.15 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $23.25 | Rake $1.10
Board [7s 3d 6h 2h As]
Seat 1: casinoroleta (button) mucked [9d Td]
Seat 2: NW Star (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: *Angiii88* (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Bode-ist showed [Qh Jc] and won ($22.15) with high card Ace
Seat 6: mademike1981 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

So I go down to 2nl to try to get an auto-reloader working and I get this.

Be careful with quads, someone might crack them.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($4.95)
CO ($3.78)
Button ($4.95)
SB ($1.58)
BB ($3.82)
UTG ($4.97)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A, 9.
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.08, CO calls $0.08, Button calls $0.08, 1 fold, BB calls $0.06.

Flop: ($0.33) 6, 2, 3 (4 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

Turn: ($0.33) 2 (4 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

River: ($0.33) A (4 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

Final Pot: $0.33

Results below:
BB has 2d 2h (four of a kind, twos).
Hero has Ad 9h (two pair, aces and twos).
CO doesn't show.
Button doesn't show.
Outcome: BB wins $0.33.

This guy timed down to his last micro second on the river. Buddy, if you call preflop and the flop hoping to hit your miracle ace, you better be wanting to get it in on the river.

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG karlens ($103.15)
CO TenzinGyatso ($122.75)
BTN Hero ($189.40)
SB twism05 ($45.75)
BB gabriel gold ($161.90)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is BTN
karlens bets $2, 1 fold, Hero bets $7, 2 folds, karlens calls $5

Flop: ($15.50, 2 players)
karlens checks, Hero bets $10, karlens calls $10

Turn: ($35.50, 2 players)
karlens checks, Hero bets $23, karlens calls $23

River: ($81.50, 2 players)
karlens checks, Hero goes all-in $149.40, karlens goes all-in $63.15

Final Pot: $294.05
karlens shows:
Hero shows:

Hero wins $291.05 ( won $101.65 )
karlens lost -$103.15

I figured this guy would call with any ace, any straight draw, any flush draw, any PP, and any piece. I did not think I could get value from the back door flush draw. How foolish of me...


$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Chocolols ($94.45)
BTN TenzinGyatso ($168.80)
SB Hero ($120.80)
BB ToxicSeven ($118.95)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is SB
2 folds, Hero bets $3, ToxicSeven bets $15, Hero calls $12.50

Flop: ($32, 2 players)
Hero checks, ToxicSeven bets $15, Hero goes all-in $104.80, ToxicSeven goes all-in $87.95

Turn: ($239.75, 2 players)

River: ($239.75, 2 players)

Final Pot: $239.75
Hero shows:
ToxicSeven shows:

Hero wins $237.75 ( won $116.95 )
ToxicSeven lost -$118.95

Was kind of amused by the 3bet on the flop with KJ until I saw what the other guy overcalled the river with.

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, A.
2 folds, CO calls, 1 fold, SB raises, Hero calls, CO calls.

Flop: (6 SB) T, J, A (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, CO calls, SB 3-bets, Hero calls, CO calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) 5 (3 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, CO calls.

River: (10.50 BB) A (3 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, CO calls.

Final Pot: 13.50 BB

SB has J, K

CO has Q, 7

Outcome: Hero wins 13.50 BB.

Spewwwwwww!

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T, A.
1 fold, MP raises, 2 folds, SB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 8, 5, T (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, MP folds, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls.

Turn: (7 BB) J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls.

River: (15 BB) 2 (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls.

Final Pot: 23 BB

Results SB has Qh 7h (flush, queen high).
Hero has Th Ah (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins 23 BB.

Donking around at 50NL I witnessed this gem.


$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Sack Crusher ($69.15)
CO geometryb ($50.25)
BTN Hero ($77.90)
SB Robbie538 ($23.75)
BB tuckshop72 ($48.80)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 5 players) Hero is BTN
2 folds, Hero folds, Robbie538 raises to $1.50, tuckshop72 calls $1

Flop: ($3, 2 players)
Robbie538 bets $2, tuckshop72 raises to $4, Robbie538 raises to $8, tuckshop72 calls $4

Turn: ($19, 2 players)
Robbie538 checks, tuckshop72 bets $9.50, Robbie538 calls $9.50

River: ($38, 2 players)
Robbie538 goes all-in $4.75, tuckshop72 calls $4.75

Final Pot: $47.50
Robbie538 shows:
tuckshop72 shows:

tuckshop72 wins $45.50 ( won $21.75 )
Robbie538 lost -$23.75


Robbie went on berating the other guy for his awful river call for some time afterwards.

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick cooler 173bb deep!


$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
7 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG jari36 ($144.15)
UTG 1 borinot2 ($86.90)
MP HC-PRO ($200.00)
CO 1968Speedy ($327.25)
BTN Hero ($173.50)
SB Luckytom31 ($202.40)
BB -MARAND- ($45.05)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 7 players) Hero is BTN
jari36 bets $3, 1 fold, HC-PRO calls $3, 1968Speedy calls $3, Hero bets $30, 2 folds, jari36 folds, HC-PRO calls $27, 1968Speedy folds

Flop: ($67.50, 2 players)
HC-PRO checks, Hero bets $39, HC-PRO calls $39

Turn: ($145.50, 2 players)
HC-PRO checks, Hero goes all-in $104.50, HC-PRO calls $104.50

River: ($354.50, 2 players)

Final Pot: $354.50
HC-PRO shows:
Hero shows:

Hero wins $351.50 ( won $178 )
HC-PRO lost -$173.50
1968Speedy lost -$3.00
jari36 lost -$3.00

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $199.55
CO: $46.55
Button: $139.55
SB: $221.05
BB: $219.90

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with AK
3 folds, SB calls, Hero raises to $8, SB raises all-in $219.05, Hero calls all-in $209.9.
Uncalled bets: $7.15 returned to SB.

Flop: T A J ($423.8, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $423.8)


Turn: 5 ($423.8, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $423.8)


River: K ($423.8, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $423.8)


Results:
Final pot: $423.8

SB had Q4soooooooted

PokerStars Game #18680124187: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/08 - 18:40:18 (ET)
Table 'Fricke' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: karen623 ($19.75 in chips)
Seat 2: bigurge ($4.50 in chips)
Seat 3: KosiMazaki ($24.75 in chips)
Seat 4: elyjohn777 ($2.45 in chips)
Seat 5: Hookd0nKrnix ($9.15 in chips)
Seat 6: STEALurM0NEY ($24.35 in chips)
Seat 7: Knowledge77 ($28.45 in chips)
Seat 8: lancelove ($5.75 in chips)
Seat 9: LordVFR ($27.25 in chips)
STEALurM0NEY: posts small blind $0.10
Knowledge77: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to LordVFR [Kd Ks]
lancelove: folds
lancelove said, "nh"
LordVFR: raises $0.75 to $1
karen623: folds
bigurge: folds
KosiMazaki: calls $1
elyjohn777: folds
Hookd0nKrnix: raises $1 to $2
STEALurM0NEY: folds
Knowledge77: folds
Knowledge77 is sitting out
LordVFR: raises $5.50 to $7.50
KosiMazaki: folds
Hookd0nKrnix: calls $5.50
*** FLOP *** [Jh 7h 4d]
Knowledge77 leaves the table
LordVFR: bets $3.75
Hookd0nKrnix: calls $1.65 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($2.10) returned to LordVFR
*** TURN *** [Jh 7h 4d] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 7h 4d 7c] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LordVFR: shows [Kd Ks] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
Hookd0nKrnix: shows [4h 8h] (a flush, Jack high)
Hookd0nKrnix collected $18.75 from pot
KosiMazaki said, "lmao"

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($8.67)
BB ($4.85)
Hero ($7.21)
MP ($5.91)
CO ($2.10)
Button ($3.14)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 7, A.
Hero calls $0.05, 3 folds, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($0.15) J, K, T (3 players)
SB bets $0.05, BB calls $0.05, Hero calls $0.05.

Turn: ($0.30) 4 (3 players)
SB bets $0.05, BB calls $0.05, Hero calls $0.05.

River: ($0.45) Q (3 players)
SB bets $0.05, BB raises to $1, Hero raises to $7.06, SB folds, BB calls $3.70 (All-In).

Final Pot: $9.90



BB had 9/4 sooted

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

SB ($170.80)
BB ($158.90)
UTG ($398)
MP ($818.40)
CO ($402)
Hero ($403.40)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, Q.
1 fold, MP calls $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $20, 2 folds, MP calls $16.

Flop: ($46) J, 4, T (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $32, MP calls $32.

Turn: ($110) A (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $80, MP calls $80.

River: ($270) 3 (2 players)
MP bets $248, Hero raises to $271.4, MP folds.

Final Pot: $766

Results in white below:
Hero has Ks Qs (straight, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins $766.

a little bonus from the WSOP ME

On a board of 4d5d6h , Phil Hellmuth was involved in a three-way pot with Felix Osterland and Barry Leventhal. Hellmuth checked from middle position and Leventhal moved all in for 399,000.

Leventhal said, "If I lose, I'm gonna go to the buffet."

There was some additional chit-chat but Osterland eventually folded and the action was on Phil Hellmuth.

"I know you got something," said Hellmuth.

"I got a bluff," replied Leventhal.

After some additonal back-and-forth between the two men, Hellmuth eventually folded Qd7d face up.

"Wow! How can you fold that?" asked David Saab from a nearby table.

The table encouraged Leventhal to show but he eventually mucked face down.

Would have been so cool if he tabled like JTdd

Good fold Hellmuth, gotta pick ur spots.

I haven't laughed this hard in a while...

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J, J.
Hero raises, MP calls, CO calls, 3 folds.

Flop: (7.33 SB) J, 6, K (3 players)
Hero bets, MP raises, CO calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (6.66 BB) 8 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, CO folds, Hero raises, MP 3-bets, Hero caps, MP calls.

River: (17.66 BB) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets, MP raises, Hero 3-bets, MP caps, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 28.66 BB

Results Hero has Jd Js (three of a kind, jacks).
MP has 6c Qd (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins 28.66 BB.

Fun day:

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
3 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN Hero ($229.65)
SB -GioBatista- ($144.55)
BB flipp64 ($19.00)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 3 players) Hero is BTN
Hero bets $4, -GioBatista- calls $3.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($9, 2 players)
-GioBatista- checks, Hero bets $7, -GioBatista- bets $20, Hero bets $35, -GioBatista- goes all-in $120.55,

pleasenodiamondpleasenodiamondpleasenodiamondpleas enodiamondpleasenodiamondpleasenodiamond

Hero calls $98.55

-GioBatista- shows:
Hero shows:

wat? lol

Turn: ($290.10, 2 players)

pleasenodiamondpleasenodiamondpleasenodiamondpleas enodiamondpleasenodiamondpleasenodiamond

River: ($290.10, 2 players)

Final Pot: $290.10

Hero wins $288.10 ( won $143.55 )
-GioBatista- lost -$144.55



Ummm, your tarp must be sprung by the river sir...

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Herrmon ($107.00)
BTN 2Good4U_M8 ($93.50)
SB DarthAngel ($105.10)
BB Hero ($147.20)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is BB
1 fold, 2Good4U_M8 bets $4, 1 fold, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($8.50, 2 players)
Hero checks, 2Good4U_M8 checks

Turn: ($8.50, 2 players)
Hero checks, 2Good4U_M8 checks

River: ($8.50, 2 players)
Hero checks, 2Good4U_M8 checks

Final Pot: $8.50
2Good4U_M8 shows:
Hero shows:

2Good4U_M8 wins $8.10 ( won $4.10 )
Hero lost -$4.00



I've always wondered what they do this with.

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Hero ($186.30)
BTN -GioBatista- ($97.00)
SB PAMMANAUTA ($20.50)
BB 11paok222 ($42.75)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is CO
Hero bets $4, 2 folds, 11paok222 goes all-in $41.75, Hero calls $38.75

Flop: ($86, 2 players)

Turn: ($86, 2 players)

River: ($86, 2 players)

Final Pot: $86
11paok222 shows:
Hero shows:

Hero wins $84 ( won $41.25 )
11paok222 lost -$42.75



Semi-bluffing the 9 high backdoor flush draw?

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Bimer24 ($78.75)
CO stians1983 ($96.20)
BTN Hero ($145.10)
SB RipItOut_ ($67.35)
BB JizMastrZero ($187.35)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is BTN
2 folds, Hero bets $4, RipItOut_ calls $3.50, JizMastrZero calls $3

Flop: ($12, 3 players)
RipItOut_ checks, JizMastrZero bets $2.50, Hero folds, RipItOut_ bets $11, JizMastrZero bets $45, RipItOut_ goes all-in $52.35, JizMastrZero calls $15.85

Turn: ($138.70, 2 players)

River: ($138.70, 2 players)

Final Pot: $138.70
RipItOut_ shows:
JizMastrZero shows:
Hero shows:

RipItOut_ wins $135.70 ( won $68.35 )
JizMastrZero lost -$67.35
Hero lost -$4.00


Q9o guy was a huge nit, wtf?

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Hero ($290.35)
BTN hetmanold ($78.95)
SB consorce ($141.60)
BB ISTAGIO72 ($110.55)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is CO
Hero bets $4, 1 fold, consorce calls $3.50, ISTAGIO72 bets $15, Hero folds, consorce calls $12

Flop: ($36, 2 players)
consorce checks, ISTAGIO72 bets $22, consorce calls $22

Turn: ($80, 2 players)
consorce checks, ISTAGIO72 checks

River: ($80, 2 players)
consorce checks, ISTAGIO72 checks

Final Pot: $80
consorce shows:
ISTAGIO72 shows:
Hero shows:

ISTAGIO72 wins $78 ( won $40 )
consorce lost -$38.00
Hero lost -$4.00


A stack shoving shortstacker, is not even worth betting like a dollar on the river?

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG KingAce45 ($24.50)
CO Sergeyvika ($36.85)
BTN flipp64 ($25.25)
SB gladik_ee ($99.65)
BB Hero ($372.35)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is BB
2 folds, flipp64 calls $1, gladik_ee calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: ($3, 3 players)
gladik_ee checks, Hero bets $2, flipp64 calls $2, gladik_ee folds

Turn: ($7, 2 players)
Hero checks, flipp64 checks

River: ($7, 2 players)
Hero checks, flipp64 checks

Final Pot: $7
flipp64 shows:
Hero shows:

flipp64 wins $6.65 ( won $3.65 )
gladik_ee lost -$1.00
Hero lost -$3.00

I always wondered what bad TAggs called small 4-bets with.

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO -Moneybag ($101.40)
BTN Hero ($98.50)
SB Asolo1974 ($159.55)
BB Shrusher ($98.50)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is BTN
1 fold, Hero bets $4, Asolo1974 bets $12.50, 1 fold, Hero bets $27, Asolo1974 calls $18

Flop: ($63, 2 players)
Asolo1974 checks, Hero bets $30, Asolo1974 goes all-in $128.55, Hero goes all-in $37.50

Turn: ($259.05, 2 players)

River: ($259.05, 2 players)

Final Pot: $259.05
Hero shows:
Asolo1974 shows:

Hero wins $196 ( won $97.50 )
Asolo1974 wins $61.05 ( lost -$98.50 )



I love the donks that get so committed to their bluff they just have to call.

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Hero ($197.25)
BTN TiiDii_69 ($55.25)
SB mariehp ($51.15)
BB Korvafantti ($207.75)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is CO
Hero bets $4, TiiDii_69 calls $4, 2 folds

Flop: ($9.50, 2 players)
Hero bets $7, TiiDii_69 bets $20, Hero goes all-in $186.25, TiiDii_69 goes all-in $31.25

Turn: ($254, 2 players)

River: ($254, 2 players)

Final Pot: $254
TiiDii_69 shows:
Hero shows:

Hero wins $252 ( won $54.75 )
TiiDii_69 lost -$55.25

Pot committed?

A nitty 15/12/6. What is it about smallish 4-bets that make these guys fall apart?

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Arrrtard ($225.15)
BTN Hero ($263.25)
SB t.dyrby ($93.85)
BB fcn44gc ($249.60)

Pre-flop: ($3, 4 players) Hero is BTN
1 fold, Hero bets $7, 1 fold, fcn44gc bets $20, Hero bets $60, fcn44gc calls $45

Flop: ($135, 2 players)
fcn44gc checks, Hero bets $60, fcn44gc goes all-in $182.60, Hero calls $122.60

Turn: ($500.20, 2 players)

River: ($500.20, 2 players)

Final Pot: $500.20
Hero shows:
fcn44gc shows:

Hero wins $498.20 ( won $248.60 )
fcn44gc lost -$249.60



Oh yeah!!!! Sweet board to bluff vs Hey I has a flush draw!!!!

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Prepecenec ($65.20)
BTN Hero ($198.50)
SB Kaffegoek ($104.55)
BB CheckKill ($110.40)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is BTN
1 fold, Hero folds, Kaffegoek calls $0.50, CheckKill checks

Flop: ($2, 2 players)
Kaffegoek goes all-in $103.55, CheckKill calls $103.55

Turn: ($209.10, 2 players)

River: ($209.10, 2 players)

Final Pot: $209.10
Kaffegoek shows:
CheckKill shows:

CheckKill wins $207.10 ( won $102.55 )
Kaffegoek lost -$104.55

I can't believe how many times in the same hand these guys managed to misplay their holdings.

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Bimer24 ($387.75)
CO Hero ($133.40)
BTN Hennis7 ($69.05)
SB IZUMRUDOFF ($100.50)
BB _NoUp_ ($122.25)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is CO
Bimer24 calls $1, Hero bets $5, 2 folds, _NoUp_ calls $4, Bimer24 bets $20, Hero folds, _NoUp_ calls $16

Flop: ($47.50, 2 players)
_NoUp_ checks, Bimer24 checks

Turn: ($47.50, 2 players)
_NoUp_ bets $30, Bimer24 calls $30

River: ($107.50, 2 players)
_NoUp_ goes all-in $71.25, Bimer24 calls $71.25

Final Pot: $250
_NoUp_ shows:
Bimer24 shows:

_NoUp_ wins $247 ( won $124.75 )
Hero lost -$5.00
Bimer24 lost -$122.25

Would have been better if he'd folded the flop...

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP ($75.25)
CO ($61.30)
Button ($21.15)
Hero ($49.50)
BB ($50.30)
UTG ($10.35)

Preflop: Hero is SB with :Tc: :Ts:.
UTG raises to $1.5, 2 folds, Button calls $1.50, Hero raises to $21, 1 fold, UTG folds, Button calls $19.50.

Flop: ($44) :As: (2 players)
Hero bets $0.5, Button calls $0.15 (All-In).

Turn: ($44.65) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($44.65) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $44.30

Villain had :Th: :Kc:.

I've seen some retarded suckouts in my day, but this one is pretty great in its head-scratching stupidity:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP ($68.85)
CO ($49.95)
Button ($24)
Hero ($49.50)
BB ($42)
UTG ($42.40)

Preflop: Hero is SB with :Td: .
UTG calls $0.50, 3 folds, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($1.50) :Ts: (3 players)
Hero bets $1, BB folds, UTG calls $1.

Turn: ($3.50) :Th: (2 players)
Hero bets $2.5, UTG calls $2.50.

River: ($8.50) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks (wat).

Final Pot: $8.50

Villain had :Ac: .

Lol, I cant find the hand, but I saw a guy yesterday improve to a boat v's an obvious flush just call behind on the river. No idea how big a hand he needs to actually raise...

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
7 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($45.50)
UTG 1 ($49.25)
Hero ($52.55)
CO ($46.15)
BTN ($47.75)
SB ($55.95)
BB ($71.40)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 7 players) Hero is MP
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2, 4 folds, UTG calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.75, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $3.50, UTG raises to $7, Hero calls $3.50

Turn: ($18.75, 2 players)
UTG bets $17.50, Hero goes all-in $43.55, UTG goes all-in $19

River: ($98.80, 2 players)

Final Pot: $91.75
UTG shows:
Hero shows:

Hero wins $95.80 ( won $43.25 )
UTG lost -$45.50

^ Obviously allergic to money. You probably should have folded to his bluff-call on the turn though.

I'm such a station, which makes me monies

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

BB ($10.15)
UTG ($12.75)
MP ($13.25)
CO ($3)
Button ($5.50)
Hero ($20.20)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , . CO posts a blind of $0.1.
1 fold, MP raises to $0.5, CO (poster) calls $0.40, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2.5, 1 fold, MP calls $2, CO folds.

Flop: ($5.60) , , (2 players)
Hero bets $2, MP raises to $10.75, Hero calls $8.75.

Turn: ($27.10) (2 players)

River: ($27.10) (2 players)

Final Pot: $27.10

Results in white below:
Hero has Qs Ad (one pair, jacks).
MP has As9s (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $27.10.

Wow, xpt. I'm really trying to figure out who the fish is in that hand.

overs, yo

Now here's a very specific, very terrible leak:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (4 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($50)
Hero ($108.65)
UTG ($112.90)
Button ($49.75)

Preflop: Hero is BB with .
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($1.50) (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1, UTG calls $1, SB folds.

Turn: ($3.50) :As: (2 players)
Hero bets $1.5, UTG raises to $3, Hero calls $1.50.

River: ($9.50) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks.

Villain had 44. ...wat

These hands confuse me a lot. Was he betting the turn small to induce because he though T8o was the nuts? I always thought they did this because they were afraid to put a lot of money in. This was also the first hand he raised preflop in like 80 hands. Why T8o? Why do you do these things weird little fish?


$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Cat207 ($260.15)
CO RumInThRain ($1045.75)
BTN PETITEPUCELO ($211.85)
SB plzstopme ($235.40)
BB Hero ($199.00)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BB
1 fold, RumInThRain bets $8, PETITEPUCELO calls $8, 1 fold, Hero calls $6

Flop: ($25, 3 players)
Hero checks, RumInThRain checks, PETITEPUCELO bets $10, Hero calls $10, RumInThRain folds

Turn: ($45, 2 players)
Hero checks, PETITEPUCELO bets $10, Hero bets $75, PETITEPUCELO goes all-in $183.85, Hero goes all-in $106

River: ($419.85, 2 players)

Final Pot: $419.85
PETITEPUCELO shows:
Hero shows:

PETITEPUCELO wins $12.85 ( lost -$199 )
Hero wins $404 ( won $205 )
RumInThRain lost -$8.00

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $25.00
UTG: $16.90
UTG+1: $36.00
MP1: $24.65
MP2: $25.00
CO: $25.00
BTN: $27.80
SB: $29.55

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with 7 7
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $1, 4 folds, SB calls $0.90, Hero calls $0.75

Flop: ($3.00) 4 2 7 (3 players)
SB bets $2, Hero raises to $6, UTG+1 folds, SB raises to $28.55 all in, Hero calls $18 all in

Turn: ($51.00) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($51.00) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $51.00
Hero shows 7h 7d (three of a kind, Sevens)
SB shows As Jd (a pair of Aces)
Hero wins $48.50
(Rake: $2.50)

So I think I like this heads up thing...

Full Tilt Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $50.90
SB: $69.40

Pre-Flop: 7 9 dealt to Hero (BB)
SB raises to $1, Hero calls $0.50

Flop: ($2) 3 7 7 (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB checks

Turn: ($2) 7 (2 Players)
Hero bets $1, SB raises to $68.40 and is All-In, Hero calls $48.90 and is All-In

River: ($101.80) K (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $101.80 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero showed 7 9 (four of a kind, Sevens) and WON $101.30 (+$50.40 NET)
SB showed 3 4 (a full house, Sevens full of Threes) and LOST (-$50.90 NET)

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP ($52.80)
CO ($165.85)
Button ($50.00)
SB ($119.40)
BB ($206.00)
Hero (UTG) ($115.05)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with :Ks: :Kc:
Hero raises to $1.50, MP calls $1.50, 2 folds, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($5.00) :Kd: (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3.50, MP calls $3.50, 1 fold

Turn: ($12.00) (2 players)
Hero bets $9.00, MP calls $9.00

River: ($30.00) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks

Total pot: $30.00 | Rake: $1.50

Villain had .

Lol, took me a while to work out the bad part of that hand.

I had this discussion with a guy the other day and he didnt believe me. A lot of guys who chase baby flushes are too scared to bet them when they hit incase they're behind. Of course in that case they should only play for pot odds, not implied odds, but then if they could think that clearly they wouldnt be chasing flushes when they're scared they'll be behind in the first place.

Jeez..


$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Tuff Jew ($61.45)
UTG+1 Zackrei ($49.00)
CO soapboxopera ($53.35)
BTN richagem1a ($54.97)
SB Saleens281e ($53.78)
BB Hero ($52.80)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is BB
3 folds, richagem1a calls $0.50, Saleens281e raises to $2, Hero folds, richagem1a calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.50, 2 players)
Saleens281e bets $3.35, richagem1a calls $3.35

Turn: ($11.20, 2 players)
Saleens281e checks, richagem1a checks

River: ($11.20, 2 players)
Saleens281e bets $5, richagem1a calls $5

Final Pot: $21.20
richagem1a shows:
Saleens281e shows:

richagem1a wins $19.65 ( won +$9.30 )
Saleens281e lost -$10.35

Originally Posted by bjsaust

Lol, took me a while to work out the bad part of that hand.

I had this discussion with a guy the other day and he didnt believe me. A lot of guys who chase baby flushes are too scared to bet them when they hit incase they're behind. Of course in that case they should only play for pot odds, not implied odds, but then if they could think that clearly they wouldnt be chasing flushes when they're scared they'll be behind in the first place.

I think you're right about that. For some reason it just aggravates me when someone runs me down with some draw when I have a legit hand, and then they refuse to bet it after they hit. If you're going to chase, damn it, do it right!

Originally Posted by AnTman_69

Jeez..

WOW, that is horrible.

OMG I've got a straight flush, don't want to scare him away on the river though, I'll get him on the next street..

misclick goes good

***** Hand History for Game 19820907930 *****
$200.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, August 22, 08:00:20 ET 2008
Table Gordonia V (Real Money)
Seat 8 is the button
Seat 2: badgers_uk ( $287.85 USD )
Seat 3: kingmatthi ( $40.00 USD )
Seat 4: KiWiKaKi ( $250.30 USD )
Seat 5: Hunk86 ( $37.00 USD )
Seat 6: reDZill4 ( $220.00 USD )
Seat 7: Hagen_W ( $44.00 USD )
Seat 8: Chri$ Han$en ( $97.50 USD )
Seat 9: rbg29 ( $240.40 USD )
rbg29 posts small blind [$1.00 USD].
badgers_uk posts big blind [$2.00 USD].
Hagen_W posts big blind [$2.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to badgers_uk [ 2h Jc ]
kingmatthi folds
KiWiKaKi folds
Hunk86 folds
reDZill4 folds
Hagen_W raises [$4.00 USD]
Chri$ Han$en raises [$18.00 USD]
rbg29 folds
badgers_uk calls [$16.00 USD]
Hagen_W folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2c, 7c, Jh ]
badgers_uk checks
Chri$ Han$en bets [$32.00 USD]
badgers_uk raises [$230.00 USD]
Chri$ Han$en calls [$47.50 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]
** Dealing River ** [ Th ]
badgers_uk shows [2h, Jc ]
badgers_uk wins $199.00 USD from main pot
Chri$ Han$en doesn't show [9c, 9d ]
badgers_uk wins $150.50 USD from main pot

hey badgers, after the hand did the guy go apeshit on you for calling preflop with j2, calling you a donk etc?

I just found this thread! He hit his gin card

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, 0.00 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP3 (3570.00)
CO (3050.00)
Button (4290.00)
Hero (SB) (2690.00)
BB (3390.00)
UTG (5705.00)
UTG+1 (2235.00)
MP1 (2545.00)
MP2 (2785.00)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4 7
1 fold, UTG+1 calls 60.00, 4 folds, Button calls 60.00, Hero calls 30.00, BB checks

Flop: (240.00) 6 5 3 (4 players)
Hero bets 150.00, BB calls 150.00, 1 fold, Button calls 150.00

Turn: (690.00) A (3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, Button bets 660.00, Hero raises to 2480.00 (All-In), 1 fold, Button calls 1820.00

River: (5650.00) 10 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 5650.00 | Rake: 0.00

Results in white below:
Button had A 9 (one pair, Aces)
Hero had 4 7 (straight, seven high)
Outcome: Hero won 5650.00

Originally Posted by ATOTHEC101

hey badgers, after the hand did the guy go apeshit on you for calling preflop with j2, calling you a donk etc?

unfortunately not, I should probs have brough more attention to my play by trash talking Would have got sick amounts of action

obv they both have AK

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 30.00 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB (2341.00)
Hero (UTG) (4425.00)
UTG+1 (5097.00)
MP1 (4081.00)
MP2 (3090.00)
MP3 (2558.00)
CO (2805.00)
Button (2633.00)
SB (3060.00)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 6 K
2 folds, MP1 calls 30.00, 1 fold, MP3 raises to 150.00, 2 folds, SB raises to 450.00, 1 fold, MP1 calls 420.00, MP3 raises to 1320.00, SB calls 870.00, MP1 calls 870.00

Flop: (3990.00) 5 7 8 (3 players)
SB bets 1740.00 (All-In), MP1 calls 1740.00, MP3 calls 1238.00 (All-In)

Turn: (8708.00) 8 (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: (8708.00) 7 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: 8708.00 | Rake: 0.00

Results in white below:
SB had A A (two pair, Aces and eights)
MP1 had 4 4 (two pair, eights and sevens)
MP3 had K K (two pair, Kings and eights)
Outcome: SB won 8708.00

Sets are not the nuts.

$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero ($91.25)
UTG+1 ($111.83)
CO ($78.16)
BTN ($97.95)
SB ($100.71)
BB ($88.04)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 6 players) Hero is UTG
Hero folds, 2 folds, BTN raises to $2, SB calls $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: ($6, 3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $6, BTN calls $6, SB raises to $98.71, BB folds, BTN folds

Final Pot: $116.71
BTN shows

SB wins $115.27 ( won +$14.56 )
BTN lost -$8.00
BB lost -$8.00

$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($69.86)
UTG+1 ($89.66)
CO ($58.59)
Hero ($126.60)
SB ($91.20)
BB ($105.96)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 6 players) Hero is BTN
2 folds, CO raises to $4, Hero folds, 1 fold, BB calls $3

Flop: ($8.50, 2 players)
BB checks, CO bets $4.25, BB calls $4.25

Turn: ($17, 2 players)
BB checks, CO checks

River: ($17, 2 players)
BB bets $8.50, CO calls $8.50

Final Pot: $34
CO shows:
BB shows:

CO wins $31.96 ( won +$15.21 )
BB lost -$16.75

He tanked hard before each action post-flop. I thought maybe he had ATo and was having second thoughts when he let the timer run down before calling off the rest of his stack.

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG _Noxie ($141.95)
UTG 1 kettusis ($429.85)
CO andysmash75 ($235.90)
BTN Hero ($243.40)
SB MAT031 ($266.35)
BB RumInThRain ($178.25)

Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is BTN
_Noxie bets $8, 2 folds, Hero calls $8, 2 folds

Flop: ($19, 2 players)
_Noxie bets $14, Hero bets $40, _Noxie bets $70, Hero goes all-in $195.40, _Noxie goes all-in $49.95

Turn: ($388.35, 2 players)

River: ($388.35, 2 players)

Final Pot: $388.35
Hero shows:
_Noxie shows:

Hero wins $385.35 ( won $141.95 )
_Noxie lost -$141.95

No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) ($19.75)
BB ($23.75)
UTG ($13.60)
MP ($15)
CO ($17.25)
Button ($67.55)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q A
UTG calls $0.25, MP (poster) checks, 2 folds, Hero raises $1.40, 1 fold, UTG calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.50) 5 3 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $2.75, UTG calls $2.75

Turn: ($9) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $6, UTG calls $6

River: ($21) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $4, UTG calls $3.35 (All-In)

Total pot: $27.70

Results in white below:
UTG:
Outcome: Hero won $27.05

UTG: OMG, freaking idiots.

May I present: the man who hates money.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($51.30)
BB ($63.95)
UTG ($35.50)
MP ($50.45)
CO ($58.75)
Hero (Button) ($50.60)

Preflop: Hero is Button with
UTG calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.50, SB calls $0.25, BB raises to $2.50, UTG calls $2, Hero calls $2, SB calls $2

Flop: ($10) (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $6.50, 2 folds, UTG raises to $33 (All-In), Hero calls $26.50

Turn: ($76) :Ks: (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($76) :Td: (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $76 | Rake: $3

Results:
UTG had :Ad: (one pair, fours).
Outcome: Hero won $73

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (MP3) ($496.95)
CO ($417)
Button ($406)
SB ($374)
BB ($348)
UTG ($466)
UTG+1 ($441.45)
MP1 ($386)
MP2 ($416)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A, K
2 folds, MP1 raises to $16, 1 fold, Hero calls $16, 4 folds

Flop: ($38) 2, 6, 4 (2 players)
MP1 bets $16, Hero raises to $48, MP1 calls $32

Turn: ($134) 10 (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks

River: ($134) K (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $104, MP1 calls $104

Total pot: $342 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
MP1 mucked J, A (high card, Ace).
Hero had A, K (one pair, Kings).
Outcome: Hero won $339

Originally Posted by LuckySlev1n

I think 9/10 big hands I've played I've been beaten against the odds today. I know thats poker, but that's why I'm reluctant to conceed that my 'poker playing strategy' bankroll aside, is seriously flawed.

No Limit Holdem Tournament
$5.00 $0.50
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG dasgemächt (4325)
UTG 1 uncled66 (4090)
MP1 LkySlev1n (9975)
MP2 seasonedsalt (6870)
MP3 wstuart (3000)
CO 2Insane4You (1350)
BTN g35pillow (4820)
SB jambees (1500)
BB VagabondV (3870)

Blinds: 25/50

Pre-flop: (75, 9 players)
2 folds, LkySlev1n calls 50, 3 folds, g35pillow calls 50, 1 fold, VagabondV checks

Flop: (175, 3 players)
VagabondV checks, LkySlev1n bets 90, g35pillow raises to 200, VagabondV folds, LkySlev1n calls 110

Turn: (575, 2 players)
LkySlev1n checks, g35pillow checks

River: (575, 2 players)
LkySlev1n bets 1000, g35pillow calls 1000, g35pillow says "lol"

Final Pot: 2575
LkySlev1n shows:
g35pillow shows:

g35pillow wins 2575 ( won 1325 )
LkySlev1n lost -1250
VagabondV lost -50

CAN I POST TOOO??????????????????????

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($200.00)
UTG+1 ($106.35)
CO ($89.40)
Hero ($419.00)
SB ($72.60)
BB ($200.00)

Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is BTN
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $2, CO raises to $4, Hero calls $4, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls $2

Flop: ($15, 3 players)
UTG+1 checks, CO checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($15, 3 players)
UTG+1 checks, CO bets $4, Hero calls $4, UTG+1 raises to $10, CO calls $6, Hero calls $6

River: ($45, 3 players)
UTG+1 bets $46, CO calls $46, Hero goes all-in $405, UTG+1 goes all-in $46.35, CO goes all-in $29.40

Final Pot: $305.10
UTG+1 shows:
CO shows:
Hero shows:

Hero wins $614.75 ( won +$195.75 )
UTG+1 lost -$106.35
CO lost -$89.40