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  1. #1
    LOL, the AA one is epic
  2. #2
    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $35+$3 Tournament, 25/50 Blinds (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    MP1 (t1925)
    MP2 (t1700)
    MP3 (t1440)
    CO (t2270)
    Hero (Button) (t1415)
    SB (t1420)
    BB (t945)
    UTG (t1180)
    UTG+1 (t1205)

    Hero's M: 18.87

    Preflop: Hero is Button with Q, Q
    5 folds, CO calls t50, Hero raises to t200, 2 folds, CO calls t150

    Flop: (t475) J, 6, 8 (2 players)
    CO checks, Hero bets t250, CO raises to t700, Hero raises to t1215 (All-In), CO calls t515

    Turn: (t2905) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: (t2905) 10 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: t2905

    Results:
    Hero had Q, Q (two pair, Queens and Jacks).
    CO had 4, 5 (one pair, Jacks).
    Outcome: Hero won t2905

  3. #3
    um what

    No Limit Holdem Tournament
    $6 + $0.50 Sit & Go (Turbo)
    3 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    BTN wmcclintock (4246)
    SB Hero (3811)
    BB DiamondsRule (943)

    Blinds: 40/80

    Pre-flop: (120, 3 players) Hero is SB
    wmcclintock calls 80, Hero calls 40, DiamondsRule checks

    Flop: (240, 3 players)
    Hero checks, DiamondsRule checks, wmcclintock checks

    Turn: (240, 3 players)
    Hero checks, DiamondsRule checks, wmcclintock checks

    River: (240, 3 players)
    Hero bets 300, DiamondsRule calls 300, wmcclintock folds

    Final Pot: 840
    Hero shows:
    DiamondsRule shows:
    Playing big pots at small stakes.
  4. #4
    Full Tilt, $26 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) NL Hold'em Sit'N'Go, 9 Players
    Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

    MP3: 3,190 (63.8 bb)
    CO: 3,335 (66.7 bb)
    BTN: 2,880 (57.6 bb)
    SB: 1,980 (39.6 bb)
    Hero (BB): 2,495 (49.9 bb)
    UTG+1: 2,960 (59.2 bb)
    UTG+2: 3,475 (69.5 bb)
    MP1: 4,655 (93.1 bb)
    MP2: 2,030 (40.6 bb)

    Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with 5 J
    3 folds, MP2 calls 50, 4 folds, Hero checks

    Flop: (125) 3 K J[color="blue"]
    (2 players)Hero bets 125, MP2 calls 125

    Turn: (375) T[color="blue"] (2 players)Hero bets 375, MP2 raises to 750, Hero raises to 2,320 and is all-in, MP2 calls 1,105 and is all-in

    River: (4,085) 8 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

    Results: 4,085 pot
    Hero showed 5 J (a flush, King high) and won 4,085 (2,055 net)
    MP2 showed A A (a pair of Aces) and lost (-2,030 net)
  5. #5
    So I moved back down to 25NL to get some confidence back. Second hand blows my mind...

    U, sir, are BLUFFING

    No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    CO ($25)
    Button ($19.45)
    SB ($34.95)
    BB ($33.70)
    UTG ($60)
    Hero (MP) ($25)

    Preflop: Hero is MP with Q, Q
    1 fold, Hero raises $0.75, 3 folds, BB raises $2.10, Hero calls $1.60

    Flop: ($4.80) 3, Q, 4 (2 players)
    BB bets $4.80, Hero raises $22.65 (All-In), BB calls $17.85

    Turn: ($50.10) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($50.10) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $50.10

    Results:
    BB had K, J (high card, King).
    Hero had Q, Q (three of a kind, Queens).
    Outcome: Hero won $47.60

    U, sir, are NOT BLUFFING

    No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    UTG ($54.70)
    MP ($30.50)
    CO ($45.20)
    Hero (Button) ($35.40)
    SB ($25)
    BB ($26.15)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with J, 10
    UTG calls $0.25, MP calls $0.25, CO calls $0.25, Hero raises $1.50, 2 folds, UTG calls $1.25, MP calls $1.25, CO calls $1.25

    Flop: ($6.35) Q, 5, 3 (4 players)
    UTG bets $6.35, MP calls $6.35, 1 fold, Hero folds

    Turn: ($19.05) 10 (2 players)
    UTG bets $19.05, MP raises $22.65 (All-In), 1 fold

    Total pot: $57.15

    Results:
    MP didn't show
    Outcome: MP won $57.90
    There's only one system. Bet. Lose. Borrow. Steal. Lose. Take the drugs. Lose. Prison. Death.
  6. #6
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    $0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
    5 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($50.00)
    CO ($106.80)
    BTN ($8.17)
    SB ($43.35)
    Hero (BB) ($57.56)

    Pre-flop: ($0.75, 5 players) Hero is BB
    UTG raises to $50, 3 folds, Hero calls $49.50

    Flop: ($100.25, 2 players)

    Turn: ($100.25, 2 players)

    River: ($100.25, 2 players)

    Final Pot: $100.25
    Hero shows:
    UTG shows:

    Hero wins $98.75 ( won $48.75 )
    UTG lost -$50
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
  7. #7
    I was pretty sure he was a tilting fish.

    Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
    LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

    BB: $78.65
    UTG: $102.05
    Hero (CO): $126.05
    BTN: $100
    SB: $220

    Pre-Flop: T T dealt to Hero (CO)
    UTG calls $1, Hero raises to $4.50, 3 folds, UTG raises to $8, Hero calls $3.50

    Flop: ($17.50) 4 5 7 (2 Players)
    UTG bets $8, Hero calls $8

    Turn: ($33.50) K (2 Players)
    UTG bets $16, Hero calls $16

    River: ($65.50) 4 (2 Players)
    UTG bets $35, Hero calls $35

    Results: $135.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
    UTG showed J Q (a pair of Fours) and LOST (-$67 NET)
    Hero showed T T (two pair, Tens and Fours) and WON $132.50 (+$65.50 NET)
  8. #8
    we need a tournament edition of this thread b/c all of this shit is so LOLstandard in tournies.
  9. #9
    wtf PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6.00 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    saw flop | saw showdown

    SB ($1289.50)
    BB ($786.30)
    UTG ($683.35)
    UTG+1 ($802.35)
    MP1 ($706.65)
    MP2 ($111)
    Hero (CO) ($600)
    Button ($150.70)

    Preflop: Hero is CO with A, K
    UTG raises to $24, 3 folds, Hero calls $24, Button raises to $150.70 (All-In), 2 folds, UTG calls $126.70, Hero raises to $600 (All-In), UTG calls $449.30

    Flop: ($1359.70) 3, 5, K (3 players, 2 all-in)

    Turn: ($1359.70) A (3 players, 2 all-in)

    River: ($1359.70) 3 (3 players, 2 all-in)

    Total pot: $1359.70 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    Button had A, K (two pair, Aces and Kings).
    UTG had 6, 2 (one pair, threes).
    Hero had A, K (two pair, Aces and Kings).
    Outcome: Button won $229.05, Hero won $1127.65
  10. #10
    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    saw flop | saw showdown

    CO ($58)
    Button ($508.30)
    SB ($70)
    BB ($400)
    UTG ($213.50)
    UTG+1 ($400)
    MP1 ($100)
    MP2 ($192.85)
    Hero (MP3) ($495)

    Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J, J
    2 folds, MP1 raises to $12, 1 fold, Hero raises to $40, 4 folds, MP1 calls $28

    Flop: ($86) Q, Q, J (2 players)
    MP1 checks, Hero bets $20, MP1 calls $20

    Turn: ($126) 5 (2 players)
    MP1 checks, Hero bets $20, MP1 calls $20

    River: ($166) 5 (2 players)
    MP1 checks, Hero bets $20, MP1 calls $20 (All-In)

    Total pot: $206 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    MP1 mucked 4, 4 (two pair, Queens and fives).
    Hero had J, J (full house, Jacks over Queens).
    Outcome: Hero won $203
  11. #11
    No Limit Holdem Tournament
    $32000 Guarantee
    9 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG (3160)
    UTG+1 (2805)
    MP1 (2665)
    MP2 (6190)
    MP3 (2935)
    CO (3535)
    BTN (2565)
    SB (2934)
    Hero (BB) (3240)

    Blinds: 25/50

    Pre-flop: (75, 9 players) Hero is BB
    6 folds, BTN raises to 150, 1 fold, Hero calls 100

    Flop: (325, 2 players)
    Hero bets 200, BTN raises to 600, Hero calls 400

    Turn: (1,525, 2 players)
    Hero bets 1,300, BTN goes all-in 1,815, Hero calls 515

    River: (5,155, 2 players)

    Final Pot: 5,155
    BTN shows:
    Hero shows:

    Hero wins 5,155 ( won +2,590 )
    BTN lost -2,565
    Playing big pots at small stakes.
  12. #12
    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6.00 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    saw flop | saw showdown

    MP2 ($114)
    MP3 ($363.85)
    CO ($1136.90)
    Button ($1144.40)
    SB ($93)
    BB ($600)
    UTG ($594.40)
    UTG+1 ($354)
    Hero (MP1) ($600)

    Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K, K
    2 folds, Hero raises to $24, 1 fold, MP3 raises to $114, CO calls $114, 3 folds, Hero raises to $600 (All-In), MP3 calls $249.85 (All-In), CO calls $486

    Flop: ($1572.85) 8, 9, 2 (3 players, 2 all-in)

    Turn: ($1572.85) Q (3 players, 2 all-in)

    River: ($1572.85) K (3 players, 2 all-in)

    Total pot: $1572.85 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    Hero had K, K (three of a kind, Kings).
    MP3 mucked Q, 5 (one pair, Queens).
    CO mucked A, 5 (high card, Ace).
    Outcome: Hero won $1569.85
  13. #13
    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    UTG ($1.24)
    Hero (UTG+1) ($3.60)
    MP1 ($1.51)
    MP2 ($0.79)
    CO ($2)
    Button ($3)
    SB ($5.01)
    BB ($2.67)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 2, Q
    2 folds, MP1 calls $0.02, MP2 calls $0.02, 1 fold, Button calls $0.02, SB raises to $0.14, BB calls $0.12, 3 folds

    Flop: ($0.34) 2, 10, 8 (2 players)
    SB bets $0.24, BB calls $0.24

    Turn: ($0.82) 9 (2 players)
    SB bets $0.52, BB calls $0.52

    River: ($1.86) 3 (2 players)
    SB bets $4.11 (All-In), BB calls $1.77 (All-In)

    Total pot: $5.40 | Rake: $0.25

    Results:
    SB had J, A (flush, ten high).
    BB had Q, A (flush, Ace high).
    Outcome: BB won $5.15
  14. #14
    I need to move up to 600NL, it looks like ppl respect your raises more.
    There's only one system. Bet. Lose. Borrow. Steal. Lose. Take the drugs. Lose. Prison. Death.
  15. #15
    wtf weekends

    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    CO ($167.15)
    Button ($34.20)
    Hero (SB) ($100.50)
    BB ($109.70)
    UTG ($82.90)
    UTG+1 ($17)
    MP1 ($57.85)
    MP3 ($100)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, Q
    3 folds, MP3 raises to $4, CO calls $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $16, 2 folds, CO calls $12

    Flop: ($37) 7, 6, 6 (2 players)
    Hero bets $21, CO raises to $42, Hero raises to $84.50 (All-In), CO calls $42.50

    Turn: ($206) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($206) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $206 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    Hero had Q, Q (two pair, Queens and sixes).
    CO had 10, K (one pair, sixes).
    Outcome: Hero won $203
  16. #16
    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6.00 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    saw flop | saw showdown

    SB ($608.25)
    BB ($600)
    UTG ($433.60)
    UTG+1 ($600)
    MP1 ($1079.10)
    MP2 ($668.05)
    CO ($1839)
    Hero (Button) ($609)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with K, K
    2 folds, MP1 raises to $1079.10 (All-In), 2 folds, Hero calls $609 (All-In), 2 folds

    Flop: ($1227) Q, Q, 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Turn: ($1227) 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    River: ($1227) A (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Total pot: $1227 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    Hero had K, K (two pair, Kings and Queens).
    MP1 had 10, 5 (one pair, Queens).
    Outcome: Hero won $1224
  17. #17
    ^^ Wow, that board had to make you cringe until you showed down...
  18. #18
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    $0.25/$0.5 Pot Limit Holdem
    2 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    BTN Hero ($123.80)
    BB ThrilloftheHill ($36.30)

    Hero is BTN[/b]
    Hero raises to $1.50, ThrilloftheHill raises to $4.50, Hero calls $3

    Flop: (2 players)
    ThrilloftheHill bets $9, Hero calls $9

    Turn: (2 players)
    ThrilloftheHill goes all-in $22.80, Hero calls $22.80

    River: (2 players)

    Final Pot: $72.60
    ThrilloftheHill shows:
    Hero shows:

    Hero wins $72.10 ( won $35.80 )
    ThrilloftheHill lost -$36.30
  19. #19
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    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    saw flop | saw showdown

    Hero (SB) ($406.35)
    BB ($200)
    UTG ($201.80)
    MP ($221.85)
    CO ($410.85)
    Button ($200)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, A
    1 fold, MP calls $2, 2 folds, Hero raises to $10, 1 fold, MP calls $8

    Flop: ($22) Q, 10, 7 (2 players)
    Hero bets $16, MP calls $16

    Turn: ($54) 3 (2 players)
    Hero checks, MP bets $32, Hero raises to $380.35 (All-In), MP calls $163.85 (All-In)

    River: ($445.70) K (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Total pot: $445.70 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    Hero had Q, A (one pair, Queens).
    MP had A, 3 (one pair, threes).
    Outcome: Hero won $442.70
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  20. #20
    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6.00 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    saw flop | saw showdown

    UTG ($600)
    Hero (UTG+1) ($702)
    MP1 ($616.05)
    MP2 ($1200.90)
    CO ($2372.40)
    Button ($752.15)
    SB ($2356.55)
    BB ($777)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 7, 2
    UTG calls $6, 3 folds, CO raises to $30, 3 folds, UTG calls $24

    Flop: ($69) 8, 5, J (2 players)
    UTG checks, CO bets $42, UTG calls $42

    Turn: ($153) Q (2 players)
    UTG checks, CO bets $125, UTG calls $125

    River: ($403) 7 (2 players)
    UTG checks, CO bets $325, UTG calls $325

    Total pot: $1053 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    UTG mucked A, A (one pair, Aces).
    CO had 10, 9 (straight, Queen high).
    Outcome: CO won $1050
  21. #21
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    Of course I brick the entire deck

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    SB ($18.05)
    BB ($4.40)
    Hero (UTG) ($27.15)
    MP ($40.05)
    CO ($12)
    Button ($25)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG with A, Q
    Hero raises to $1, 1 fold, CO calls $1, 2 folds, BB calls $0.75

    Flop: ($3.10) 8, 10, 8 (3 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $3, CO calls $3, 1 fold

    Turn: ($9.10) J (2 players)
    Hero bets $8, CO calls $8 (All-In)

    River: ($25.10) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $25.10 | Rake: $1.20

    Results:
    Hero had A, Q (one pair, eights).
    CO had 6, 6 (full house, sixes over eights).
    Outcome: CO won $23.90
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  22. #22
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    I think villain played that 66 hand fine.
    The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
  23. #23
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    lol
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  24. #24
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    Don't lol me!
    Apart from shortstacking and flatting preflop, it's not that bad. I'm seeing dumber things every other hand at these stakes.

    Today for example... and that's not even worth posting imo... I mean he has a pair!

    $0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
    FullTiltPoker
    8 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG poker-mohi ($11.85)
    UTG 1 FaceYourEnd ($57.35)
    MP1 Bibinelu ($62.55)
    MP2 TXHOTHEAD ($10.00)
    CO albertcheng1 ($59.05)
    BTN BicLANCIA ($45.25)
    SB Edo_the_kid ($95.85)
    BB Hero ($58.15)

    Pre-flop: ($0.75, 8 players) Hero is BB
    2 folds, Bibinelu calls $0.50, 1 fold, albertcheng1 raises to $1, 2 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, Bibinelu calls $3, albertcheng1 calls $2.50

    Flop: ($10.75, 3 players)
    Hero bets $6, Bibinelu calls $6, albertcheng1 folds

    Turn: ($22.75, 2 players)
    Hero bets $21.50, Bibinelu calls $21.50

    River: ($65.75, 2 players)
    Hero goes all-in $27.15, Bibinelu calls $27.15

    Final Pot: $120.05
    Hero shows:
    Bibinelu shows:

    Hero wins $117.05 ( won $58.90 )
    Bibinelu lost -$58.15
    albertcheng1 lost -$3.50
  25. #25
    I wasn't even that happy about the river call...

    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    Hero (MP3) ($112.35)
    CO ($190.65)
    SB ($128.75)
    BB ($100)
    UTG+1 ($112.55)
    MP1 ($18)
    MP2 ($74)

    Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A, Q
    3 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, CO calls $3.50, 2 folds

    Flop: ($8.50) 6, 5, 5 (2 players)
    Hero bets $5.30, CO calls $5.30

    Turn: ($19.10) 9 (2 players)
    Hero bets $13, CO calls $13

    River: ($45.10) K (2 players)
    Hero bets $31, CO raises to $168.85 (All-In), Hero calls $59.55 (All-In)

    Total pot: $226.20 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    Hero had A, Q (flush, Ace high).
    CO had A, 7 (one pair, fives).
    Outcome: Hero won $223.20
  26. #26
    a little overboard on the tarp there buddy

    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    saw flop | saw showdown

    SB ($496)
    Hero (BB) ($400)
    UTG ($184.40)
    UTG+1 ($612.10)
    MP1 ($423.05)
    MP2 ($137.70)
    MP3 ($400)
    CO ($135.80)
    Button ($1521.45)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with 10, A
    7 folds, SB calls $2, Hero raises to $16, SB calls $12

    Flop: ($32) A, 3, 10 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $20, SB calls $20

    Turn: ($72) 2 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $52, SB calls $52

    River: ($176) 9 (2 players)
    SB bets $75, Hero raises to $312 (All-In), SB calls $237

    Total pot: $800 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    SB had A, A (three of a kind, Aces).
    Hero had 10, A (two pair, Aces and tens).
    Outcome: SB won $797
  27. #27
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    The guy with AA was a 15/11 nit. But hey, it's BvB, no one ever has anything right? 5 high g00t then!

    $1/$2 No Limit Holdem
    5 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($197.00)
    CO ($212.00)
    BTN ($492.40)
    SB ($197.25)
    Hero (BB) ($258.00)

    Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BB
    1 fold, CO bets $7, BTN bets $24, 1 fold, Hero folds, CO bets $58, BTN goes all-in $468.40, CO goes all-in $147

    Flop: ($707.40, 2 players)

    Turn: ($707.40, 2 players)

    River: ($707.40, 2 players)

    Final Pot: $707.40
    CO shows:
    BTN shows:

    BTN wins $704.40 ( won +$212 )
    CO lost -$212


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  29. #29
    PokerStars Pot-Limit Hold'em, $6.00 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    saw flop | saw showdown

    UTG+1 ($588)
    MP1 ($349.70)
    MP2 ($609)
    CO ($799.20)
    Button ($752.55)
    Hero (SB) ($600)
    BB ($1149.30)
    UTG ($948)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with 10, 10
    2 folds, MP1 raises to $18, 3 folds, Hero calls $15, 1 fold

    Flop: ($42) 7, 5, 10 (2 players)
    Hero checks, MP1 bets $24, Hero raises to $66, MP1 raises to $237.90, Hero raises to $409.80, MP1 calls $93.80 (All-In)

    Turn: ($705.40) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($705.40) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $705.40 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    Hero had 10, 10 (three of a kind, tens).
    MP1 mucked A, 6 (one pair, Aces).
    Outcome: Hero won $702.40
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    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG Peshko5 ($50.00)
    UTG 1 sak1813 ($69.85)
    MP1 SteamRoller6 ($56.05)
    MP2 gandreu ($48.75)
    CO OlchinSpence ($50.00)
    BTN Belzeboob ($60.95)
    SB Hero ($53.80)
    BB DaniDX ($54.50)

    Pre-flop: ($0.75, 8 players) Hero is SB
    1 fold, sak1813 raises to $1.75, 4 folds, Hero raises to $5.75, DaniDX calls $5.25, 1 fold

    Flop: ($13.25, 2 players)
    Hero bets $10, DaniDX calls $10

    Turn: ($33.25, 2 players)
    Hero bets $20, DaniDX calls $20

    River: ($73.25, 2 players)
    Hero bets $18.05, DaniDX calls $18.05

    Final Pot: $109.35
    Hero shows:
    DaniDX shows:

    Hero wins $106 ( won $52.20 )
    DaniDX lost -$53.80
    sak1813 lost -$1.75
    The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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    Stacks:
    BTN Hero ($102.00)
    SB burline1 ($59.47)

    Pre-flop: ($0.75, 2 players) Hero is BTN
    burline1 calls $0.25, Hero checks

    Flop: ($1, 2 players)
    Hero bets $0.75, burline1 raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5.50, burline1 calls $4

    Turn: ($12, 2 players)
    Hero bets $10, burline1 calls $10

    River: ($32, 2 players)
    Hero bets $25, burline1 goes all-in $43.47, Hero calls $18.47

    Final Pot: $118.94
    Hero shows:
    burline1 shows:

    Hero wins $116 ( won +$56.53 )
    burline1 lost -$59.47
  32. #32
    Quote Originally Posted by Deanglow
    wtf

    ...

    Button had A, K (two pair, Aces and Kings).
    UTG had 6, 2 (one pair, threes).
    Hero had A, K (two pair, Aces and Kings).
    Outcome: Button won $229.05, Hero won $1127.65
    Am I the only one who finds it funny that UTG was actually making a soulread here and calling when he had the most equity in the 3 way pot? Crazy but true.
  33. #33
    yeah sick soulread by him
  34. #34
    I finally know what people are minraising me on the turn with:

    Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    Button ($100)
    SB ($222.70)
    BB ($80.25)
    UTG ($120.90)
    UTG+1 ($178.45)
    Hero (MP2) ($102.50)
    MP3 ($131.15)
    CO ($20.10)

    Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 2, 2
    2 folds, Hero raises to $3, MP3 calls $3, 2 folds, SB calls $2.50, BB calls $2

    Flop: ($12) Q, Q, 2 (4 players)
    SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $9, MP3 calls $9, 2 folds

    Turn: ($30) 7 (2 players)
    Hero bets $22, MP3 raises to $44, Hero raises to $90.50 (All-In), MP3 calls $46.50

    River: ($211) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $211 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    Hero had 2, 2 (full house, twos over Queens).
    MP3 had 10, K (two pair, Queens and sevens).
    Outcome: Hero won $208
  35. #35
    Quote Originally Posted by DoanDiggy
    Am I the only one who finds it funny that UTG was actually making a soulread here and calling when he had the most equity in the 3 way pot? Crazy but true.
    Holy shit. That is actually mind blowing.
    Code:
    pokenum  -h ah kd  - ac kh  - 6s 2s 
    Holdem Hi: 1370754 enumerated boards
    cards     win   %win    lose  %lose     tie   %tie     EV
    Kd Ah   29255   2.13  625993  45.67  715506  52.20  0.282
    Ac Kh   17477   1.27  637771  46.53  715506  52.20  0.273
    6s 2s  608516  44.39  755914  55.15    6324   0.46  0.445
    Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
  36. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
    Quote Originally Posted by DoanDiggy
    Am I the only one who finds it funny that UTG was actually making a soulread here and calling when he had the most equity in the 3 way pot? Crazy but true.
    Holy shit. That is actually mind blowing.
    Code:
    pokenum  -h ah kd  - ac kh  - 6s 2s 
    Holdem Hi: 1370754 enumerated boards
    cards     win   %win    lose  %lose     tie   %tie     EV
    Kd Ah   29255   2.13  625993  45.67  715506  52.20  0.282
    Ac Kh   17477   1.27  637771  46.53  715506  52.20  0.273
    6s 2s  608516  44.39  755914  55.15    6324   0.46  0.445
    Yeah, this is why we think in ranges
  37. #37
    Soulreaders don't need ranges.
  38. #38
    how not to play kings imo

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    saw flop | saw showdown

    SB ($98.25)
    Hero (BB) ($638.95)
    UTG ($1416.40)
    UTG+1 ($1634.20)
    MP1 ($392.20)
    MP2 ($1039.10)
    CO ($1038.90)
    Button ($762.10)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with 7, A
    6 folds, SB calls $3, Hero raises to $30, SB calls $24

    Flop: ($60) A, 3, 4 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $30, SB raises to $68.25 (All-In), Hero calls $38.25

    Turn: ($196.50) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($196.50) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $196.50 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    SB had K, K (one pair, Kings).
    Hero had 7, A (one pair, Aces).
    Outcome: Hero won $193.50
  39. #39
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    $0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem

    Stacks:
    BTN Hero ($59.93)
    BB natpoker3 ($39.30)

    Pre-flop: ($0.75, 2 players) Hero is BTN
    Hero raises to $1.50, natpoker3 raises to $2.50, Hero calls $1

    Flop: ($5, 2 players)
    natpoker3 bets $5, Hero calls $5

    Turn: ($15, 2 players)
    natpoker3 bets $15, Hero calls $15

    River: ($45, 2 players)
    natpoker3 goes all-in $16.80, Hero calls $16.80

    Final Pot: $78.60
    Hero shows:
    natpoker3 shows:

    Hero wins $78.10 ( won $38.80 )
    natpoker3 lost -$39.30
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    Hero (SB) ($98)
    Button ($86.79)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with A, 7

    Flop: ($1) 10, A, A (2 players)
    Hero checks, Button bets $20, Hero calls $20

    Turn: ($41) Q (2 players)
    Hero checks, Button bets $10, Hero calls $10

    River: ($61) 7 (2 players)
    Hero checks, Button bets $20, Hero raises $66, Button calls $35.29

    Total pot: $171.58

    Results:
    Button had 3, J (one pair, Aces).
    Hero had A, 7 (full house, Aces over sevens).
    Outcome: Hero won $182.29
  41. #41
    that was against Otter right?
  42. #42
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    Button ($3.95)
    SB ($38.05)
    BB ($33.20)
    Hero (UTG) ($26.70)
    MP ($21.85)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9, 9
    Hero raises to $1, 3 folds, BB calls $0.75

    Flop: ($2.10) 4, 8, 6 (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $1.50, BB calls $1.50

    Turn: ($5.10) 7 (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero checks

    River: ($5.10) 5 (2 players)
    BB bets $4, Hero raises to $24.20 (All-In), BB calls $20.20

    Total pot: $53.50 | Rake: $2.65

    Results:
    BB had 10, 10 (straight, eight high).
    Hero had 9, 9 (straight, nine high).
    Outcome: Hero won $50.85
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  43. #43
    *edit* didnt notice guy had a double gut giving him odds to call. proves where my hand reading skills are.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
  44. #44
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    I knew he wasnt good, but this threw me...


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    UTG ($45.35)
    Hero (MP) ($108.70)
    Button ($47.95)
    SB ($54.13)
    BB ($47.75)

    Preflop: Hero is MP with A, A
    1 fold, Hero raises $1.75, 1 fold, SB calls $1.50, 1 fold

    Flop: ($4) 4, J, 3 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $3, SB calls $3

    Turn: ($10) 10 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $7, SB calls $7

    River: ($24) 6 (2 players)
    SB bets $24, Hero raises $48, SB calls $18.38 (All-In)

    Total pot: $108.76

    Results:
    SB had A, 3 (one pair, threes).
    Hero had A, A (one pair, Aces).
    Outcome: Hero won $112.38
    Just dipping my toes back in.
  45. #45
    he soul-read the As in your hand
  46. #46
    LOL awesome overshove here on turn. I mean he has 3 outs for a split!

    Full Tilt Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
    LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

    SB: $39.95
    BB: $50
    UTG: $40.85
    MP: $34.95
    Hero (CO): $51
    BTN: $67.10

    Pre-Flop: T A dealt to Hero (CO)
    2 folds, Hero raises to $2, BTN folds, SB calls $1.75, BB folds

    Flop: ($4.50) J Q A (2 Players)
    SB bets $4.50, Hero calls $4.50

    Turn: ($13.50) K (2 Players)
    SB bets $33.45 and is All-In, Hero calls $33.45

    River: ($80.40) 9 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

    Results: $80.40 Pot ($3 Rake)
    SB showed 3 K (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$39.95 NET)
    Hero showed T A (a straight, Ace high) and WON $77.40 (+$37.45 NET)
  47. #47
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    It hurts to watch.

    $0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
    5 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($50.79)
    CO ($6.72)
    BTN ($13.55)
    SB ($17.30)
    Hero (BB) ($67.16)

    Pre-flop: ($0.75, 5 players) Hero is BB
    1 fold, CO calls $0.50, BTN calls $0.50, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks

    Flop: ($2, 4 players)
    Hero checks, CO bets $1, 1 fold, SB calls $1, Hero folds

    Turn: ($4, 2 players)
    CO bets $1, SB calls $1

    River: ($6, 2 players)
    CO bets $1.50, SB calls $1.50

    Final Pot: $9
    CO shows:

    CO wins $8.78 ( won $4.78 )
    BTN lost -$0.50
    SB lost -$4
    Hero lost -$0.50
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    4 players
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    Stacks:
    CO ($285.80)
    Hero (BTN) ($264.70)
    SB ($202.00)
    BB ($209.65)

    Pre-flop: ($3, 4 players) Hero is BTN
    1 fold, Hero bets $6, SB calls $5, 1 fold

    Flop: ($14, 2 players)

    Head asplode!




    SB bets $20,

    Head asplode!!

    Hero calls $20

    Turn: ($54, 2 players)
    SB bets $40, Hero calls $40

    Head asplode!!!

    River: ($134, 2 players)
    SB bets $40, Hero goes all-in $198.70, SB goes all-in $96

    Head asplode!!!!

    Final Pot: $468.70
    Hero shows:

    SB shows:

    HEAD ASPLODE!!!!!

    Hero wins $466.70 ( won +$202 )
    SB lost -$202


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  49. #49
    Wow, that is the sickest hand all-around that I think I've ever seen. You flop the eternal nuts and he proceeds to stack off with A-high. I guess he put you on Ah8?
  50. #50
    Full Tilt Pot-Limit Omaha, $4.00 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    CO ($588.60)
    Button ($195.40)
    SB ($609.05)
    BB ($406)
    Hero (UTG) ($527)
    MP ($94)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG with J, K, K, 4
    Hero bets $12, MP calls $12, 2 folds, SB calls $10, 1 fold

    Flop: ($40) J, 2, 4 (3 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $32, 1 fold, SB raises to $64, Hero raises to $232, SB calls $168

    Turn: ($504) 7 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $283 (All-In), SB calls $283

    River: ($1070) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $1070 | Rake: $3

    Results:
    SB had Q, A, J, K (one pair, Jacks).
    Hero had J, K, K, 4 (two pair, Jacks and fours).
    Outcome: Hero won $1067
  51. #51
    Is that standard play with two pair or did you just have a read that SB was that bad?
  52. #52
    floosh draw
  53. #53
    Oh, duh. Omaha is soooooo confusing
  54. #54
    obv SB was wondering how he ended up with 4 hole cards.
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
  55. #55
    And he had top-top!
  56. #56
    Villain is aggro retarded fish and bets every time he is checked to, usually full pot with ATC.

    Everyone is isoing him and winning monies.

    Full Tilt Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
    LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

    SB: $106.85
    Hero (BB): $103.55
    UTG: $178.05
    MP: $122.60
    CO: $50
    BTN: $50

    Pre-Flop: 5 9 dealt to Hero (BB)
    UTG calls $0.50, MP folds, CO calls $0.50, BTN folds, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks

    Flop: ($2) T K 7 (4 Players)
    SB checks, Hero checks, UTG bets $1.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.50

    Turn: ($5) 6 (2 Players)
    Hero checks, UTG bets $4.50, Hero calls $4.50

    River: ($14) 4 (2 Players)
    Hero checks, UTG bets $41.50, Hero calls $41.50

    Results: $97 Pot ($3 Rake)
    Hero showed 5 9 (a flush, King high) and WON $94 (+$46 NET)
    UTG showed T K (two pair, Kings and Tens) and LOST (-$48 NET)


    SB is same villain

    Full Tilt Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
    LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

    CO: $109.10
    Hero (BTN): $146.80
    SB: $123.25
    BB: $121.60
    UTG: $50
    MP: $60.15

    Pre-Flop: 6 3 dealt to Hero (BTN)
    UTG raises to $1.75, MP calls $1.75, 2 folds, SB calls $1.50, BB calls $1.25

    Flop: ($7) 4 A 5 (4 Players)
    SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets $4.50, MP folds, SB calls $4.50, BB raises to $15, UTG folds, SB calls $10.50

    Turn: ($41.50) 2 (2 Players)
    SB checks, BB bets $20, SB calls $20

    River: ($81.50) Q (2 Players)
    SB bets $10, BB calls $10

    Results: $101.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
    SB showed 7 5 (a pair of Fives) and LOST (-$46.75 NET)
    BB showed A 4 (two pair, Aces and Fours) and WON $98.50 (+$51.75 NET)
  57. #57
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    Game #7352120423: Hold'em NL (£0.50/£1) - 2009/02/26 - 21:11:16 (UK)
    Table "Annndi" Seat 1 is the button.
    Seat 1: Eggpl4nt (£184.98 in chips)
    Seat 2: Be_vegan (£48.59 in chips)
    Seat 3: dirkbravo (£103.63 in chips)
    Seat 4: Harrym003 (£55.67 in chips)
    Seat 5: 1joker69 (£223.01 in chips)
    Seat 6: Capslight (£136.46 in chips)
    dirkbravo: posts small blind £0.50
    Harrym003: posts big blind £1
    ----- HOLE CARDS -----
    dealt to Eggpl4nt [6h 6s]
    1joker69: calls £1
    Capslight: folds
    Eggpl4nt: raises to £5
    dirkbravo: folds
    Harrym003: folds
    1joker69: calls £4
    ----- FLOP ----- [6c 3s 6d]
    1joker69: bets £10
    Eggpl4nt: calls £10
    ----- TURN ----- [6c 3s 6d][3h]
    1joker69: bets £31
    Eggpl4nt: raises to £77
    1joker69: calls £46
    ----- RIVER ----- [6c 3s 6d 3h][Tc]
    1joker69: checks
    Eggpl4nt: bets £92.98 and is all-in
    1joker69: calls £92.98
    ----- SHOW DOWN -----
    Eggpl4nt: shows [6h 6s] (Four of a kind, Sixes, Ten high)
    1joker69: shows [Qc Ah] (Two Pairs, Sixes and Threes, Ace high)
    Eggpl4nt collected £368.46 from Main pot
    ----- SUMMARY -----
    Total pot £371.46 Main pot £368.46 Rake £3
    Board [6c 3s 6d 3h Tc]
    Seat 1: Eggpl4nt (button) showed [6h 6s] and won (£368.46) with Four of a kind, Sixes, Ten high
    Seat 3: dirkbravo (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Harrym003 (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: 1joker69 showed [Qc Ah] and lost with Two Pairs, Sixes and Threes, Ace high
    Seat 6: Capslight folded before Flop (didn't bet)
  58. #58
    The 1st 2 were against the same villain, on different tables. The 2nd hand made me grateful for note-taking.... I totally slowrolled the first one

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    BB ($23.70)
    UTG ($17.30)
    MP ($18.70)
    CO ($21.20)
    Button ($25)
    Hero (SB) ($25)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with A, A
    UTG calls $0.25, 3 folds, Hero bets $1.25, 1 fold, UTG raises to $17.30 (All-In), Hero calls $16.05

    Flop: ($34.85) J, 10, 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Turn: ($34.85) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($34.85) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $34.85 | Rake: $1.70

    Results:
    Hero had A, A (straight, Ace high).
    UTG mucked 3, 5 (straight, King high).
    Outcome: Hero won $33.15

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    UTG ($10)
    Hero (MP) ($35.55)
    CO ($17.30)
    Button ($25)
    SB ($7.65)
    BB ($15.60)

    Preflop: Hero is MP with A, J
    UTG (poster) checks, Hero bets $1.25, CO calls $1.25, 1 fold, SB calls $1.15, BB raises to $15.60 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero calls $14.35, 2 folds

    Flop: ($33.95) J, 5, 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Turn: ($33.95) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($33.95) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $33.95 | Rake: $1.65

    Results:
    BB had 7, 6 (one pair, Aces).
    Hero had A, J (full house, Aces over Jacks).
    Outcome: Hero won $32.30


    This other one was against a different villain. The thing that made it funny was that he tanked before calling the turn. At showdown I saw why:

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    UTG ($49.55)
    MP ($18.95)
    CO ($25)
    Button ($56.05)
    Hero (SB) ($25)
    BB ($54.95)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with 10, 10
    1 fold, MP bets $1, CO calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $4.25, 1 fold, MP calls $3.25, CO calls $3.25

    Flop: ($13.10) 6, 2, K (3 players)
    Hero checks, MP checks, CO bets $6, Hero raises to $18, 1 fold, CO calls $12

    Turn: ($49.10) 10 (2 players)
    Hero bets $2.75 (All-In), CO calls $2.65 (All-In)

    River: ($54.40) 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

    Total pot: $54.40 | Rake: $2.60

    Results:
    Hero had 10, 10 (full house, tens over sixes).
    CO mucked 5, 3 (one pair, sixes).
    Outcome: Hero won $51.80
  59. #59
    Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
    LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

    Hero (BTN): $109
    SB: $22.20
    BB: $202.35
    UTG: $60.15
    CO: $38

    Pre-Flop: 8 8 dealt to Hero (BTN)
    BB folds, UTG raises to $3, CO calls $3, Hero raises to $12, SB folds, UTG raises to $21, CO folds, Hero raises to $109 and is All-In, UTG calls $39.15 and is All-In

    Flop: ($124.30) T 8 5 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

    Turn: ($124.30) J (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

    River: ($124.30) 3 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

    Results: $124.30 Pot ($3 Rake)
    Hero showed 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights) and WON $121.30 (+$61.15 NET)
    UTG showed 4 Q (Queen Jack high) and LOST (-$60.15 NET)
  60. #60
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    just joined the wait list and saw this hand play out. btw, he's getting just under 10:1 on his river call.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #10888700653: Table Dinning (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:59:29 ET - 2009/02/28 (partial)
    Seat 1: jytyukko ($68)
    Seat 2: glorine ($187.45)
    Seat 3: Troldmanden T ($259.75)
    Seat 4: Chessario ($51.15)
    Seat 5: Lapdog84 ($183)
    Seat 6: RJules ($197.75)
    Troldmanden T posts the small blind of $1
    Chessario posts the big blind of $2
    The button is in seat #2
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Lapdog84 folds
    RJules folds
    jytyukko folds
    glorine raises to $6
    Troldmanden T calls $5
    Chessario folds
    *** FLOP *** [4c 3c Ac]
    Troldmanden T has 15 seconds left to act
    Troldmanden T bets $8
    glorine has 15 seconds left to act
    glorine raises to $24
    Troldmanden T has 15 seconds left to act
    Troldmanden T raises to $70
    glorine calls $46
    *** TURN *** [4c 3c Ac] [6d]
    Troldmanden T checks
    glorine has 15 seconds left to act
    glorine bets $70
    Troldmanden T has 15 seconds left to act
    Troldmanden T calls $70
    *** RIVER *** [4c 3c Ac 6d] [Qh]
    RJules is sitting out
    Troldmanden T has 15 seconds left to act
    Troldmanden T: ohh god
    Troldmanden T: u got the flush
    Troldmanden T: :S
    Troldmanden T has requested TIME
    Troldmanden T: i have PP A
    Troldmanden T: 3 aces *
    Troldmanden T checks
    glorine bets $41.45, and is all in
    glorine:
    Troldmanden T has 15 seconds left to act
    Troldmanden T folds

    Uncalled bet of $41.45 returned to glorine
    glorine mucks
    glorine wins the pot ($291)
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $294 | Rake $3
    Board: [4c 3c Ac 6d Qh]
    Seat 1: jytyukko didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 2: glorine (button) collected ($291), mucked
    Seat 3: Troldmanden T (small blind) folded on the River
    Seat 4: Chessario (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: Lapdog84 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: RJules didn't bet (folded)Full Tilt Poker Game
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  61. #61
    Villain is 94/85 over 40ish hands. I decide its about time to gamble with him. (Although I did double through him a few hands ago)

    PokerStars Game #25550393177: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2009/03/03 4:04:07 ET
    Table 'Ucclia' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: hotrodx13 ($8.39 in chips)
    Seat 2: mdoggytx ($5.10 in chips)
    Seat 3: Cyniou ($4.80 in chips)
    Seat 4: ferrante75 ($5 in chips)
    Seat 5: ME ($4.45 in chips)
    Seat 6: Agata88 ($5 in chips)
    Agata88: posts small blind $0.01
    hotrodx13: posts big blind $0.02
    ferrante75: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to ME [Jd As]
    mdoggytx: folds
    Cyniou: raises $0.02 to $0.04
    ferrante75: raises $0.02 to $0.06
    ME: raises $0.12 to $0.18
    Agata88: folds
    hotrodx13: calls $0.16
    Cyniou: calls $0.14
    ferrante75: folds
    *** FLOP *** [Tc Ac 4h]
    hotrodx13: checks
    Cyniou: checks
    ME: bets $0.38
    hotrodx13: calls $0.38
    Cyniou: calls $0.38
    *** TURN *** [Tc Ac 4h] [3s]
    hotrodx13: checks
    Cyniou: bets $1
    ME: raises $2.76 to $3.76
    hotrodx13: folds
    Cyniou: calls $2.76
    *** RIVER *** [Tc Ac 4h 3s] [Ks]
    Cyniou: checks
    ME: bets $0.13 and is all-in
    Cyniou: calls $0.13
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    ME: shows [Jd As] (a pair of Aces)
    Cyniou: mucks hand
    ME collected $9.08 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $9.53 | Rake $0.45
    Board [Tc Ac 4h 3s Ks]
    Seat 1: hotrodx13 (big blind) folded on the Turn
    Seat 2: mdoggytx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Cyniou mucked [2d Jh]
    Seat 4: ferrante75 folded before Flop
    Seat 5: ME (button) showed [Jd As] and won ($9.08) with a pair of Aces
    Seat 6: Agata88 (small blind) folded before Flop

    Second dumbest thing I saw today: He decided to rebuy.
  62. #62
    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
    Villain is 94/85 over 40ish hands. I decide its about time to gamble with him. (Although I did double through him a few hands ago)

    PokerStars Game #25550393177: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2009/03/03 4:04:07 ET
    Table 'Ucclia' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: hotrodx13 ($8.39 in chips)
    Seat 2: mdoggytx ($5.10 in chips)
    Seat 3: Cyniou ($4.80 in chips)
    Seat 4: ferrante75 ($5 in chips)
    Seat 5: ME ($4.45 in chips)
    Seat 6: Agata88 ($5 in chips)
    Agata88: posts small blind $0.01
    hotrodx13: posts big blind $0.02
    ferrante75: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to ME [Jd As]
    mdoggytx: folds
    Cyniou: raises $0.02 to $0.04
    ferrante75: raises $0.02 to $0.06
    ME: raises $0.12 to $0.18
    Agata88: folds
    hotrodx13: calls $0.16
    Cyniou: calls $0.14
    ferrante75: folds
    *** FLOP *** [Tc Ac 4h]
    hotrodx13: checks
    Cyniou: checks
    ME: bets $0.38
    hotrodx13: calls $0.38
    Cyniou: calls $0.38
    *** TURN *** [Tc Ac 4h] [3s]
    hotrodx13: checks
    Cyniou: bets $1
    ME: raises $2.76 to $3.76
    hotrodx13: folds
    Cyniou: calls $2.76
    *** RIVER *** [Tc Ac 4h 3s] [Ks]
    Cyniou: checks
    ME: bets $0.13 and is all-in
    Cyniou: calls $0.13
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    ME: shows [Jd As] (a pair of Aces)
    Cyniou: mucks hand
    ME collected $9.08 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $9.53 | Rake $0.45
    Board [Tc Ac 4h 3s Ks]
    Seat 1: hotrodx13 (big blind) folded on the Turn
    Seat 2: mdoggytx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Cyniou mucked [2d Jh]
    Seat 4: ferrante75 folded before Flop
    Seat 5: ME (button) showed [Jd As] and won ($9.08) with a pair of Aces
    Seat 6: Agata88 (small blind) folded before Flop

    Second dumbest thing I saw today: He decided to rebuy.
    lol, he tried to play the flush draw and failed? lol classic. but thats .01/.02 for ya
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    Stacks:
    UTG ($100.75)
    UTG 1 ($99.65)
    Hero (CO) ($100.00)
    BTN ($203.60)
    SB ($130.10)
    BB ($111.00)

    Pre-flop: ($1.50, 6 players) Hero is CO
    UTG raises to $3.50, UTG 1 calls $3.50, Hero raises to $13, BTN raises to $30, 2 folds, UTG folds, UTG 1 calls $26.50, Hero goes all-in $100, BTN raises to $170, UTG 1 goes all-in $69.65

    Flop: ($374.65, 3 players)

    Turn: ($374.65, 3 players)

    River: ($374.65, 3 players)

    Final Pot: $304.65
    BTN shows:
    UTG 1 shows:
    Hero shows:

    BTN wins $70 ( lost -$100 )
    Hero wins $301.65 ( won $201.65 )
    UTG lost -$3.50
    UTG 1 lost -$99.65
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
  64. #64
    I guess he put both of you on AK, or maybe he just soulread the flop and couldn't fold a set pre.
  65. #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoanDiggy
    I guess he put both of you on AK, or maybe he just soulread the flop and couldn't fold a set pre.
    You saying that's not standard?

    $0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
    5 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($105.10)
    Hero (CO) ($153.95)
    BTN ($67.50)
    SB ($20.40)
    BB ($98.00)

    Pre-flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is CO
    1 fold, Hero bets $4, 1 fold, SB bets $6.50, BB bets $24, Hero goes all-in $149.95, SB goes all-in $13.40, BB goes all-in $73

    Flop: ($272.35, 3 players)

    Turn: ($272.35, 3 players)

    River: ($272.35, 3 players)

    Final Pot: $272.35
    SB shows:
    BB shows:
    Hero shows:

    Hero wins $269.35 ( won +$115.40 )
    SB lost -$20.40
    BB lost -$98


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  66. #66
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    haha, i get a felling where ur bad run came from
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
  67. #67
    OH SNAP!!!
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
  68. #68
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    Stacks:
    Hero (CO) ($162.00)
    BTN ($98.50)
    SB ($216.45)
    BB ($108.95)

    Pre-flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is CO
    Hero raises to $3.50, 1 fold, ronmc80 calls $3.50, SB calls $3, 1 fold

    Flop: ($11.50, 3 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $8, ronmc80 calls $8, SB folds

    Turn: ($27.50, 2 players)
    Hero checks, ronmc80 bets $13.50, Hero calls $13.50

    River: ($54.50, 2 players)
    Hero checks, ronmc80 bets $27, Hero raises to $137, ronmc80 calls $38.25

    Final Pot: $256.75
    Hero shows:
    ronmc80 shows:

    Hero wins $253.75 ( won $91.75 )
    SB lost -$3.50
    ronmc80 lost -$90.25
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
  69. #69
    well this makes me want to play for real money even more with dummies out there wanting to give money away gives me the idea that my play isn't so bad after all.......
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    AK/J3 hand makes head esplode.
    Is he value betting?
    The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
  71. #71
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    NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt Game#11243653503

    SuitsUs ($67.80)
    dawade ($58.60)
    TA90 ($100)
    TennisGuy1 ($50)
    5400 Co ($26.30)
    TaZoK ($50.40)

    SuitsUs posts (SB) $0.25
    dawade posts (BB) $0.50

    Dealt to SuitsUs Qs Tc
    fold, fold,
    5400 Co calls $0.50
    TaZoK calls $0.50
    SuitsUs calls $0.25
    check,

    FLOP ($2) Jc 9d 6s
    check, check, check, check,

    TURN ($2) Jc 9d 6s Kd
    SuitsUs bets $1.25
    dawade folds
    5400 Co folds
    TaZoK raises to $8
    SuitsUs raises to $23
    TaZoK raises to $38
    SuitsUs raises to $67.25
    TaZoK calls $11.90

    RIVER ($101) Jc 9d 6s Kd 3s

    TaZoK shows 2h Ac
    (Flop 48.8%, Turn 0.0%)

    SuitsUs shows Qs Tc
    (Flop 51.2%, Turn 100.0%)

    SuitsUs wins $98.80
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    $0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
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    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($66.35)
    UTG 1 ($31.15)
    MP1 ($50.00)
    MP2 ($24.50)
    Hero (MP3) ($96.25)
    CO ($50.05)
    BTN ($89.30)
    SB ($50.00)
    BB ($51.90)

    Pre-flop: ($0.75, 9 players) Hero is MP3
    1 fold, UTG 1 calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, 3 folds, BB calls $2, UTG 1 calls $2

    Flop: ($7.75, 3 players)
    BB checks, UTG 1 bets $7.75, Hero raises to $31, BB folds, UTG 1 calls $20.90

    Turn: ($65.05, 2 players)

    River: ($65.05, 2 players)

    Final Pot: $65.05
    UTG 1 shows:
    Hero shows:

    Hero wins $64.40 ( won $30.90 )
    BB lost -$2.50
    UTG 1 lost -$31.15
  73. #73
    Don't have my HH on this machine, but on Friday someone called my turn shove with his two pair (Kings and Queens). On a K,Q,J,10 board. I seriously thought I'd be splitting the pot when I shoved, but instead I took him for his 115BB stack
    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
  74. #74
    $0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
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    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($177.06)
    Hero (CO) ($99.00)
    BTN ($179.95)
    SB ($49.94)
    BB ($18.81)

    Pre-flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is CO
    1 fold, Hero raises to $3.50, 1 fold, SB calls $3, 1 fold

    Flop: ($8, 2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $4, SB raises to $8, Hero calls $4

    Turn: ($24, 2 players)
    SB bets $6, Hero calls $6

    River: ($36, 2 players)
    SB bets $9, Hero raises to $81.50, SB calls $22.94

    Final Pot: $149.44
    SB shows:
    Hero shows:

    Hero wins $146.44 ( won +$47.44 )
    SB lost -$49.44
  75. #75
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    Wow, surely he misread his hand?
    Just dipping my toes back in.

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