MATTZOMB: my cat typed bad things on my keyboard
My personal favourite.


Villain shoves river, has me covered. I have aces up. Tanks. Call.
Villain shows queen high.

Ong - how very greek of you.
Greek - you need to calm down
Ong - seriously, I considered folding but then saw where you from and call
Bulgarian - hahahaha
Greek - whats funny bulgaria?
Bulgarian - I do the same with spain
Greek - both die
Ong - yeah I need to calm down

Greek tilts and busts

Ong - gg
Greek - ****