Just wanted to say that I stacked somebody whilst on the john, mid flow.

He was tilting loads because I was beating him, you know the type. Heads up table they get mad because they are losing and you are raising everybutton.

I was really needing a poo and was forming a turtle head. Took the comp with me and then I get my mark.

I flat called KK on the button waiting for the shove. Didnt happen - Damn

Flop comes down Q75 and now he shoves. Well I could have been behind but against that dude I was never considering anything other than an instant call, happily he shows 56, hit a lovely 7 on the turn and no 5 on the river.

That is how I stacked somebody whist having a poo.

Happy Sunday everybody!