Go Colts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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01-31-2007, 03:50 PM
ihategnomes

Go Colts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This morning a Gary,IN (right near Chicago) kindergarten teacher explains to her class that she is a Chicago Bears fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Bears fans, too. Not really knowing what a Bears fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands flew into the air.

There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the
crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm
not a Bears fan" she reports. "Then," asks the teacher. "What are you?"
"I'm a Colts fan," boasts the little girl.

The teacher asks Susie why she is a Colts fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom
are Colts fans, so I'm a Colts fan, too" she responds.

"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron,
and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"

Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Bears fan!"

LEEEEEEETS GOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOLTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01-31-2007, 06:07 PM
a500lbgorilla

old joke, but go colts
01-31-2007, 06:28 PM
bigred

Go pats

:cry:
01-31-2007, 08:33 PM
ensign_lee

Go Texans?

:cut:
01-31-2007, 11:28 PM
bode

Quote:

Originally Posted by ensign_lee

Go Texans?

:cut:

lee, the texans have been on vacation for well over a month now, just let them go.

and GGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOLTS!!!1!!!1!1shiftoneshiftone
02-01-2007, 10:57 AM
flomo

i don't think we have to say go colts, because i see no way for the bears to win

go colts
02-01-2007, 11:16 AM
ihategnomes

I am so fucking pumped for this game. There have been soooooooooo many years where its been rough to be colts fan. Was anyone else a fan during the Jeff George years?
02-01-2007, 12:25 PM
Harry

da beeeaaarrrssssss
02-01-2007, 01:00 PM
bode

Quote:

Originally Posted by ihategnomes

I am so fucking pumped for this game. There have been soooooooooo many years where its been rough to be colts fan. Was anyone else a fan during the Jeff George years?

yes, unfortunately. also during the Jim Harbaugh era.
02-01-2007, 03:32 PM
dsmrolla06

omg only 3 days...
02-03-2007, 04:36 AM
mcatdog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bode-ist

yes, unfortunately. also during the Jim Harbaugh era.

Man, how could you be a Colts fan and not love Jim Harbaugh? He was easily the most popular player in Indianapolis Colts history before Peyton Manning came along. I started following the NFL when Harbaugh was in Indy, so I missed the Jeff George era, fortunately.

I'm so nervous I can barely sleep. Also, I bought a bottle of champagne tonight. If the Colts win the Super Bowl, I'll try to get some pictures up of me popping it open and spraying it everywhere. I've never opened a bottle of champagne before so I'm not sure how to do it.
02-03-2007, 05:28 AM
Miffed22001

lol.

even im watching it live tonight. Go brit TV.
02-03-2007, 06:55 AM
givememyleg

oh the superbowl is this weekend
02-03-2007, 09:21 AM
boost

fuck the colts, its gonna be an upset tommorow... you all will see..
02-03-2007, 10:42 AM
ihategnomes

wanna make it interesting boost?
02-03-2007, 12:00 PM
a500lbgorilla

How sweet would this be?

23-21 bears, 2 minutes left. Peyton manning goes through an 8 play drive to get a 36 yrd game winning field goal attempt with 4 seconds on the clock. And Vin misses it.

I'm calling it now.
02-03-2007, 01:17 PM
ihategnomes

If this happens, I will hunt you down. :P Btw, how about them steelers?
02-03-2007, 02:06 PM
bigred

Maybe it is the year for peyton. For once he didn't choke and Brady did.
02-03-2007, 06:16 PM
wufwugy

the SB is fixed for Indy.

just like last year's SB was fixed for Pitty.
02-03-2007, 06:19 PM
bigred

God that's a nice ass.
02-03-2007, 06:54 PM
wufwugy

remember when i said the monthly avatar theme changing was stupid, and that everything would be much better if my lead was followed?

holla

FTR could become known as the great ass/poker forum. that's like the greatest thing a forum could be known for (well, second greatest; having me as a frequent poster is the greatest).
02-03-2007, 07:30 PM
cardsman1992

Quote:

Originally Posted by ihategnomes

I am so fucking pumped for this game. There have been soooooooooo many years where its been rough to be colts fan. Was anyone else a fan during the Jeff George years?

.

Jeff George, what a waste of talent....

I feel old, I remember when they came to Indy. I loved them when: Gary Hogeboom, Jack Trudeau, Duane Bickett, Eric Dickerson, all played for them....

1987--made the playoffs in the strike shortened year....

The best ride up until now, though, was 1995/1996, with Harbaugh. Kordell Stewart gets the illegal TD, then Coryatt drops the INT right in his chest against the Steelers.....comes down to the hail mary that dropped incomplete in the endzone. What a game!!!
02-03-2007, 10:59 PM
a500lbgorilla

I remember that game. I was young and didn't really care about football but I remember the hail mary of that game.
02-04-2007, 01:33 PM
boost

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigred

God that's a nice ass.

"my eyes are on this side, and up here... ... further up..."
02-04-2007, 01:37 PM
boost

Quote:

Originally Posted by wufwugy

remember when i said the monthly avatar theme changing was stupid, and that everything would be much better if my lead was followed?

holla

FTR could become known as the great ass/poker forum. that's like the greatest thing a forum could be known for (well, second greatest; having me as a frequent poster is the greatest).

BOOMSHAKALAKA!
02-04-2007, 02:52 PM
wufwugy

hollain'
02-04-2007, 04:59 PM
givememyleg

someone fix the face on boosts chick
02-04-2007, 04:59 PM
givememyleg

oh and go colts!
02-04-2007, 10:43 PM
ensign_lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by ensign_lee

Go Texans?

:cut:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Who was the last team to beat the Superbowl Champions? The TEXANS, that's who!

:dance:
02-04-2007, 11:17 PM
Phantaroth

... so by that logic, Texans = 2nd best team in NFL? :O

ps. you need a new QB, RB, O-line.
02-04-2007, 11:32 PM
bigred

i wish my pats could be a dynasty like the colts.
02-04-2007, 11:37 PM
wufwugy

like i said, Bob Sanders won the SB.
02-04-2007, 11:55 PM
ensign_lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phantaroth

... so by that logic, Texans = 2nd best team in NFL? :O

ps. you need a new QB, RB, O-line.

You forgot, RCB, FS, DT, OLB
02-05-2007, 12:11 AM
wufwugy

i could beat the Texans
02-05-2007, 01:22 AM
ensign_lee

Yeah, sure Wufwugy. Let's see you not cry when you see Mario coming at you, all 6'7" 289 lbs of him.
02-05-2007, 01:27 AM
mcatdog

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcatdog

I bought a bottle of champagne tonight. If the Colts win the Super Bowl, I'll try to get some pictures up of me popping it open and spraying it everywhere. I've never opened a bottle of champagne before so I'm not sure how to do it.

I DRANK MOST OF THE BOTTLE AND I'M STILL REALLY DRUNK RIGHT NOW AND THE PICTURES ARE ON MY FRIEND'S CAMERA BUT I'LL POST THEM TOMORROW
02-05-2007, 05:24 AM
Miffed22001

so i sat down with my beer at 11pm, and the guy runs a TD.

Maybe ill rethink 'Football' being a boring sport. :wink:
02-05-2007, 06:35 AM
bode

awesome game. i cant wait to stand out in the freezing cold today for the parade. atleast ill get off work early to watch it.
02-05-2007, 08:51 AM
biondino

Serious question (from an ignorant Britisher) - why was Muhsin Mohammad booed when the players were introduced when everyone else got a cheer? I don't even want to begin to think there were 50,000 racists in the stands so there must be another explanation, right? Right?
02-05-2007, 09:00 AM
givememyleg

Were they yelling "boo" or "moose" ? My guess is moose. (Didn't see intros).
02-05-2007, 10:16 PM
ensign_lee

Was definitely 'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE'
02-05-2007, 11:03 PM
wufwugy

i thought it was MOOOOOOOOOOOOVERS
02-06-2007, 06:32 AM
bode

i stayed downtown last night for the parade and rally at the dome. 50k strong inside the dome to welcome the colts back was a pretty amazing site. ill post some pictures soon.
02-06-2007, 07:01 AM
biondino

I thought it was BOOOOOOO-URNS
02-06-2007, 10:44 AM
koolmoe

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcatdog

[Jim Harbaugh] was easily the most popular player in Indianapolis Colts history before Peyton Manning came along.

You guys don't claim Johnny Unitas because the team played in Baltimore at the time?
02-06-2007, 12:22 PM
mcatdog

Quote:

Originally Posted by koolmoe

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcatdog

[Jim Harbaugh] was easily the most popular player in Indianapolis Colts history before Peyton Manning came along.

You guys don't claim Johnny Unitas because the team played in Baltimore at the time?

Why would we? He didn't play for Indianapolis so he's not part of our experience as Colts fans. Indianapolis fans have been waiting for a championship for a long time, and there have been a lot of close calls. This wouldn't be as sweet if we pretended that it was actually our second championship.

Here's one of the pictures of me right after the game. I'm having trouble formatting the video so I'll post it later.

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/7043/dscn1372rf2.jpg
02-06-2007, 01:36 PM
cardsman1992

Unitas and Baltimore (as well as many Colts players of the Balitmore era) don't claim us more than we don't claim the heritage. But for many of us, this is the first championship of any magnitude in Indy that we can remember (1973 ABA was before I was born even...). Even though the franchise history is forever linked, it seems there are really two type of "Colts" teams, the Baltimore type and the Indy type.
02-07-2007, 01:50 AM
boost

the lame type and the gay type?

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