Stoner Question of the Night (White Widoow Edition)
So I'm sitting on the porch and Family Guy was on. It was the one where Peters Dad is there and thinks Chris is masterbating in the bathroom. Which in turn made me think of the Dane Cook bit (Don't turn this into a I hate/I love Dane Cook thread) where he says "I walked in on my roomate masterbating, oh wait I said that wrong, I walked in on my roomate while I was masterbating. Can I borrow that sock."
This in turn made me think about the whole sock deal. Myself, I can't remember ever using a sock. So I have a few questions...
1) Do you put the sock over then sin?
2) If not, do you just finish sinning on the outside of the sock or inside?
3) Would the sock just be chucked to the floor and picked up in the normal putting in the hamper cycle or would it be a special and immediate trip to the hamper...
4) Why a sock? Was it just a readily availble item? Or did that fact that the only part of your body it would touch again would be your feet and also not visable a large majority of the time play a factor. Like, you never hear sinning stories involving scarfs.
