EX g/f . Does she still love me ? (incomin' text)

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10-09-2010, 04:05 AM
celtic123

EX g/f . Does she still love me ? (incomin' text)

Not spoke for a month cos she only seems to get in touch when she wants something.

But , i dunno, this time it looks different....

'Charlie ... Really really need ya help... I've hired a rotivator 4 the front garden and its a monster.. I cant even lift it... pls can u help babe.. X'
10-09-2010, 04:37 AM
KoRnholio

Quote:

Originally Posted by celtic123

Not spoke for a month cos she only seems to get in touch when she wants something.'

Unless that something is your cock, it ain't love. Move on.
10-09-2010, 04:56 AM
Chelle

This is spoon. How the fuck is this even close? Snap no for fuck's sake.
10-09-2010, 09:19 AM
oskar

Just off the top of my head: I think she needs some help with her rotivator.
10-09-2010, 09:47 AM
CBAT

can't tell if this topic is srs
10-09-2010, 09:59 AM
jyms

This is her having nobody else, she is using love words to get you to do something for her. If she wanted you, the first thing she called about wouldn't have been labour.

FWIW, when people send me texts all short formed and shit, I never respond.
10-09-2010, 11:49 AM
wufwugy

Fact: women are incapable of love
10-09-2010, 12:13 PM
BooG690

This thread is obviously a level.
10-09-2010, 12:14 PM
d0zer

maybe she'll fuck you if you help her!

She DID call you "babe"... all signs point to yes I say go for it
10-09-2010, 12:15 PM
swiggidy

Unless the front garden is her bush. Then tell her to fire up the mini-rotivator and you'll be right over
10-09-2010, 12:23 PM
UG

No is your answer. This is what girls do after breakups, they try to wiggle their way back into your life in some way/shape/form, just to see if you've moved on, play mind games, or something. It happened to me and I've seen it happen to others.

You're thinking, "she still wants me!," and she's thinking, consciously or subconsciously, "I wonder if he's moved on? If he does this for me, he obviously hasn't, and.....I've still got him, even though I don't want him anymore!" It's like a power trip type deal.

My guess is you'll probably do it because you think there's still a chance, you'll tell people "you just don't understand," thinking it could actually work out this time......it'll happen a few more times, then you'll finally wake up and realize how fucking dumb this is to let this girl get to you like this.
10-09-2010, 12:47 PM
wufwugy

Quote:

Originally Posted by UG

No is your answer. This is what girls do after breakups, they try to wiggle their way back into your life in some way/shape/form, just to see if you've moved on, play mind games, or something. It happened to me and I've seen it happen to others.

You're thinking, "she still wants me!," and she's thinking, consciously or subconsciously, "I wonder if he's moved on? If he does this for me, he obviously hasn't, and.....I've still got him, even though I don't want him anymore!" It's like a power trip type deal.

My guess is you'll probably do it because you think there's still a chance, you'll tell people "you just don't understand," thinking it could actually work out this time......it'll happen a few more times, then you'll finally wake up and realize how fucking dumb this is to let this girl get to you like this.

Yes

The correct response is "who is this?" or something that indicates you deleted her contact
10-09-2010, 12:48 PM
Jack Sawyer

send her a message "go fuck yourself babe - Charlie"
10-09-2010, 12:54 PM
Galapogos

The amount of people taking his post seriously is astonishing.
10-09-2010, 12:54 PM
wufwugy

"sry 2 bsy rotivatin ur sister"
10-09-2010, 01:21 PM
IowaSkinsFan

Booooo, go over there and help you can probably get a bone out of it, I'm sure she certainly isn't ruling that out.
10-09-2010, 01:41 PM
kiwiMark

okay so the only number in the text is 4, which is a perfect square. So we get 2 and 2. What's the 22nd word? "lift". so we take the first letter of that, which is 'L'. Now if we half 22 we get 11, and the 11th word is "four" but since we halved the number we need to compensate by taking the second letter, which is 'o'.

Here's where it gets complicated. We can't halve 11, so instead we need to drop down to the next odd number, which is 9. But because we didn't half and instead dropped down, we're now not looking for the ninth word but for a word with nine LETTERS. Unsurprisingly, there's only one of those to keep things unambiguous, and it is "rotivator". Here the key is rotation, as suggested by the name, if you imagine the word spinning around then only the central letter would stay in place, which is 'v'

again, 9 isn't divisible by two so we drop down to 7, which is also a prime so we're looking for the seventh character of the first seven letter word in the sentence. That would seem to be 'charlie' so the letter in question is 'e'.

'l' 'o' 'v' 'e'

Seems pretty clear to me.
10-09-2010, 02:20 PM
boost

kiwi ..

:clap:
10-09-2010, 02:40 PM
Ash256

wow kiwi
10-09-2010, 03:42 PM
givememyleg

Quote:

Originally Posted by BooG690

This thread is obviously a level.

god i hope so.
10-09-2010, 03:44 PM
givememyleg

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiwiMark

okay so the only number in the text is 4, which is a perfect square. So we get 2 and 2. What's the 22nd word? "lift". so we take the first letter of that, which is 'L'. Now if we half 22 we get 11, and the 11th word is "four" but since we halved the number we need to compensate by taking the second letter, which is 'o'.

Here's where it gets complicated. We can't halve 11, so instead we need to drop down to the next odd number, which is 9. But because we didn't half and instead dropped down, we're now not looking for the ninth word but for a word with nine LETTERS. Unsurprisingly, there's only one of those to keep things unambiguous, and it is "rotivator". Here the key is rotation, as suggested by the name, if you imagine the word spinning around then only the central letter would stay in place, which is 'v'

again, 9 isn't divisible by two so we drop down to 7, which is also a prime so we're looking for the seventh character of the first seven letter word in the sentence. That would seem to be 'charlie' so the letter in question is 'e'.

'l' 'o' 'v' 'e'

Seems pretty clear to me.

haaaaaa potm

you sound just like the nostradamus etc. nutcases.
10-09-2010, 07:03 PM
rong

txt back: I'll come round for a fuck!

And see where this leads

Edit: be prepared to negotiate and accept head
10-09-2010, 07:28 PM
Donachello

<3 kiwi
10-09-2010, 08:09 PM
flomo

Pics babe, pics.
10-10-2010, 02:03 AM
surviva316

am i really first to say tits or gtfo itt?
10-10-2010, 07:16 AM
bjsaust

Sex first, then rotivating.

Let me guess, when you were together she was always getting you to help with stuff, now she's getting you to help with stuff...without the whole being together bit.
10-10-2010, 07:18 AM
bjsaust

Out of interest, why is she trying to lift the rotivator? You dont need to lift them to use them...

Is she kinda dumb?
10-10-2010, 10:18 AM
UG

I don't care if this thread is a LOLlevel, my advice is sound as shit. Maybe it'll help someone. I wish I could've read something like that when I was being a dumbass. Funny thing is, though, I could have had MYSELF come back from the future and tell me how dumb I was being and I still probably would have been like, "dude you don't understand!"
10-10-2010, 11:00 AM
Numbr2intheWorld

UG is owning this thread right now
10-10-2010, 11:42 AM
flomo

What is it llike being a tool?
10-10-2010, 11:59 AM
BooG690

How is this thread still going after Kiwi's sheer pwnage?
10-10-2010, 03:03 PM
philly and the phanatics

you guys have seriously never used the ol "rotivator too heavy" manuever to rekindle a relationship? wow
10-10-2010, 03:30 PM
kiwiMark

lol philly
10-10-2010, 04:34 PM
bigspenda73

where is OP?
10-10-2010, 04:40 PM
kmind

UG is def right :( :(
10-10-2010, 05:01 PM
Ash256

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

where is OP?

found him

http://imgur.com/6M4He.jpg
10-10-2010, 05:01 PM
bigspenda73

<3
10-10-2010, 11:35 PM
jyms

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

where is OP?

Died in the great Rotivator accident trying to impress some chick that was using him for cheap labour and the feeling of still having all the "hand" ina relationship.

YouTube - Seinfeld - Upper Hand
10-11-2010, 08:51 AM
Luco

God bless you kiwimark you crazy bastard
10-11-2010, 09:09 AM
Tasha

Quote:

Originally Posted by UG

No is your answer. This is what girls do after breakups, they try to wiggle their way back into your life in some way/shape/form, just to see if you've moved on, play mind games, or something. It happened to me and I've seen it happen to others.

^ this, because it works. No force in the world will keep Charlie from thinking maybe he can have one last bit of fun.
And that means he'll be round there whether he wants to or not heaving that tool around trying to get the job done.
10-11-2010, 11:28 AM
Monty3038

Thank god we call them rototillers rather than rotivator...

And by the way, I think wuf wins the thread... not just because of the bouncy signature either.
10-11-2010, 12:24 PM
surviva316

"Charlie, help! I accidentally a whole rotivator."