Oh God this came out ALL wrong!

I am teaching my friend how to play poker at the moment, starting from scratch.

Here is a quote from when I was teaching him what it is to have the nuts. I dont think I'll ever live this down!.

(This was in an MSN Messenger conversation)

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dwarfman1990 says: ya, you have 72s....the flop comes 777

dwarfman1990 says: and what do you have?

dwarfman1990 says: BIG JUICY NUTS!

dwarfman1990 says: and i actually do mean that, you do have big nuts

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Yikes, a word of consolation in this difficult time anyone?

Instead of putting your foot in your mouth. You went ahead and got the nuts instead. :lol:

Literally LOL to this one. :mrgreen:

You like big nuts and you cannot lie
You other brothas can't deny
That when you flop the nuts with them itty bitty cards
And a big stack's betting hard
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice your rags are live

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has that sucka got the nuts? (hell no)
Well milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it
Milk your healthy nuts!

Baby got stacks

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Originally Posted by Xianti

You like big nuts and you cannot lie
You other brothas can't deny
That when you flop the nuts with them itty bitty cards
And a big stack's betting hard
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice your rags are live

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has that sucka got the nuts? (hell no)
Well milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it
Milk your healthy nuts!

Baby got stacks

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:lol: Please stop. I'm laughing so hard I'm about to pee.

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Originally Posted by Xianti

You like big nuts and you cannot lie
You other brothas can't deny
That when you flop the nuts with them itty bitty cards
And a big stack's betting hard
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice your rags are live

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has that sucka got the nuts? (hell no)
Well milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it
Milk your healthy nuts!

Baby got stacks

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ahahah hilarious. I knew there had to be a better song out there than TAKE ME TO THE RIVER. DROP ME IN THE WATER. cause thats all that ever comes to head.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Xianti

You like big nuts and you cannot lie
You other brothas can't deny
That when you flop the nuts with them itty bitty cards
And a big stack's betting hard
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice your rags are live

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has that sucka got the nuts? (hell no)
Well milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it
Milk your healthy nuts!

Baby got stacks

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mc gangsta xianti!

straight outta redondo, boyz!

xianti - you so crazy! :lol:

Soon to be released.

http://www.ohgodyeah.com/avatars/xiantiunleashed.jpg

Shortly following
http://www.ohgodyeah.com/temporary/jkwon.jpg

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Originally Posted by mike4066

Soon to be released.

http://www.ohgodyeah.com/avatars/xiantiunleashed.jpg

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AAaahhahahaha!! :lol:


How did you find this, mike? Have you been visiting the KORT forums?

KORT?

No, It was posted here awhile ago. I was going through some old posts a last week and found it again..

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Originally Posted by mike4066

KORT?

No, It was posted here awhile ago. I was going through some old posts a last week and found it again..

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Oh. I forgot I posted that. That's funny.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Xianti

You like big nuts and you cannot lie
You other brothas can't deny
That when you flop the nuts with them itty bitty cards
And a big stack's betting hard
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice your rags are live

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has that sucka got the nuts? (hell no)
Well milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it
Milk your healthy nuts!

Baby got stacks

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This is great stuff. :lol:

Haha, very funny, Xianti. The pics Mike links to aren't working for me, though.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Xianti

You like big nuts and you cannot lie
You other brothas can't deny
That when you flop the nuts with them itty bitty cards
And a big stack's betting hard
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice your rags are live

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has that sucka got the nuts? (hell no)
Well milk it, milk it, milk it, milk it
Milk your healthy nuts!

Baby got stacks

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http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/5450/wtfey8.jpg

lolukkake

nice bump

funnyshit

Awful bump :(

dwarfman thats pretty gay!!! lol

hahahaha, wow. a freudian slip?

dmang,, just come otu of teh closet

gayest shit ever