Monkey Poker!

Monkeys rule!

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...b59269c41a.jpg DrNoChance

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...1482c0ea7c.jpg RiverMonkey

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...f31605cc7b.jpg Humphrind

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...95d864bb02.jpg sed

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...f6150f1b47.jpg steelwheel

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...db2f8cab29.jpg whileone

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...002b9de2bf.jpg dalecooper

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...9718b04e2d.jpg strangebird

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...5f2ee493ef.jpg TylerK

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...78548a125e.jpg Xianti

http://pic13.picturetrail.com/VOL467...0/75997599.jpg a500lbgorilla


Let's see if we can get the monkeys to out-populate the girls in our avatars. No?

Yes, change your avatars. Follow me, my children! Join the Renaissance. Join the AWAKENING! Follow Me!

Dance puppets, dance.

-'rilla

I see you edited a little part of the original post...

Very funny.

Do you do stand up?

-'rilla

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Originally Posted by Xianti

Monkeys rule!

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...e149f29838.jpg a500lbgorilla

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That's actually my avatar of Rilla,

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roffle roffle

I just pieced together what happened in this thread, and I like it.

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Originally Posted by TylerK

I just pieced together what happened in this thread, and I like it.

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Welcome to the party. Did you bring dip?

-'rilla

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Originally Posted by TylerK

I just pieced together what happened in this thread, and I like it.

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Welcome to the party. Did you bring dip?

-'rilla

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No, but I think I just crapped myself.

rofl

i can only laugh

http://magna.fgl.ncsu.edu/gorilla-0001.jpg

Now he limped preflop, check-raised a raggy flop and pushed on the turn...
Hmmmm, what could he have?

- sed

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ec82a11184.gif


You dare to venture into Monkey Land?! We'll eat you alive! :twisted:

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You dare to venture into Monkey Land?! We'll eat you alive! :twisted:

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HAHAHA!

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Originally Posted by Xianti

Let's see if we can get the monkeys to out-populate the girls in our avatars. No?

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How about we meet half way.. What about girl monkeys?



http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/01331...th_key=0133152

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Originally Posted by mike4066

How about we meet half way.. What about girl monkeys?

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Sicko.

I just wanted to put one more hot chick in a row....

BTW JM, whats that girls name in your avatar?

And Xianti, You'll never see a monkey in my pic.

I just wanted to make new friends.
should have known better than to trust a bunch of simians....
- sed

:lol:

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Originally Posted by Les_worm

BTW JM, whats that girls name in your avatar?

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Her name is Christina Lindley. I believe that she is some sort of fitness model. There is a website of hers somewhere although I'm not sure what the URL is. www.christinalindley.com I presume. Although I'm at work so I am not gonna try it to verify.

no, thats not it, it just takes you to one of those advertising sites. Try .net, i think that'll work, i'm off to see now, yipee.

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And Xianti, You'll never see a monkey in my pic.

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I would be careful, You might find one there...but not by your doing

Basically just want to see if my avatar works

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Basically just want to see if my avatar works

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it didn't

- sed

Im pretty happy with my kitty assassin.

Thank you very much.

OK I'll do my bit to, since the much controversial hype that the bikini girl who was in my avatar had a moustache.

<---- Monkey!

Of course Dwarfman choose the most feeble chimp he can find.

Dwarfman knows his role.

-'rilla

Here's a few for you guys to have fun with:
http://tinypic.com/1746yt
http://tinypic.com/174703
http://tinypic.com/17470l
http://tinypic.com/174715
http://tinypic.com/174747
http://tinypic.com/17474k

[edit] wonder why thats not working... links work

I'm in.

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How about we meet half way.. What about girl monkeys?

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Dude, what about that hot monkey woman from the movie Planet of the Apes. I felt so dirty at the time wanting to stick it to her, but now I think it's somehow strangely appropriate.

if you cant beat em, join em

<------- spider monkey

having a spider monkey would be cool

until it starts throwing its poo at you and humping your dog....

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until it starts throwing its poo at you and humping your dog....

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Roffle roffle.

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until it starts throwing its poo at you and humping your dog....

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I liked it so much you made my quote of the week

Chef Monkey...!! Hahah.. very nice.

I don't have any particular love or disdain for monkeys, but I couldn't help throwing this one in. Hehe...

ROFL hilarious thread guys...ivey looks a little like a monkey does that count?? lol jk


-anto

Just thought i'd go with the best of both worlds kind of avitar.

Hehe.. the girl AND the monkey. Nice one.

i hate monkeys

*ducks*


-anto

:arrow: :evil: :!:


How can you hate monkeys, man :?: Monkeys are nature's jesters. Whenever you see a monkey, you can't help but smile.

i dont smile, i throw stuff :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


-anto

Do you eat babies too?

elanto: tastes like chicken! :shock: :evil:

-Chris

nah im not into babies, very salty flavor, not to my liking :P


-anto

plus if they poop in the middle of you eating them, you have a stinky situation on your hands :shock:

-Chris

I've been looking for a picture of an alien probing someone for my avatar, but have been not satisfied thus far in my searching. My current avatar was only a temporary solution.

Does anyone keep stock piles of alien probing photos?

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Hehe.. the girl AND the monkey. Nice one.

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reminds me of a show I saw in amsterdam once....

- sed

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Hehe.. the girl AND the monkey. Nice one.

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reminds me of a show I saw in amsterdam once....

- sed

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No, the guy just needed to shave his back. 8-)

I'm odd that way :shock:

pet my monkey, love my monkey.

http://www.geocities.com/eldooderino1/88qdieter3.jpg

now it is time for sprockets to dance.

Hot (human) girlfriend: "What's all this talk about Monkey Poker"

RiverMonkey: "Honey, its a little complicated ... I'll explain later"

Hot (human) girlfriend: "What about that dude Sed; you know, the one with the banana avatar. I haven't seen him post for a while"

RiverMonkey: "Sed's dead baby ... Sed's dead".


[By the way, who added ... "stay out of the Monkey thread, you've been warned" to Sed's 'location' .... that made me laugh my simian ass off]

am I welcome now?

- sed

cmon sed, some of us want the banana back!


-anto

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Originally Posted by sed

am I welcome now?

- sed

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No. We're hungry and jealous.

-'rilla

touch my monkey!!

ROFLCOPTER @ MONKEY PIC

-'rilla

I'm glad to see that, not only had Sed managed to join the growing Simian craze sweeping the FTR nation, but he has also managed to demonstrate a nexus between monkeys, poker and porn!

Good job Sed!

P.S. I hope your avatar change isn't permanent. We monkeys need to eat!

One more for the ladies.

someone told me that bumping old threads is the new ginger

this sweet bump went unheralded, re-bump.

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