equating ebonics with black people = thin racismQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
equating sucking with black people = thin racism
equating laziness with black people = thin racism
combining all of the above = halarious
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equating ebonics with black people = thin racismQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
equating sucking with black people = thin racism
equating laziness with black people = thin racism
combining all of the above = halarious
true, just good to know thats whats going on :)Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
1. anything else about that STUPID FUCKING SOFTBALL GAME where the 2 players carried the injured player around the bases after the girl hit a homerun and injured a leg. i have seriously been on nonstop tilt the last 3 days because that's all i hear about on any sports show. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. it was a nice, feel-good story the first 300 times but I'm sick of hearing about it.
2. ditto with that stupid race-horse that broke its legs and died. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. #1 easily takes the cake though.
3. anybody who talks about "Marvin Harrison's .50 calibre handgun that penetrates 47 layers of kevlar". Hey DICK FUCK, last I heard, 5.7mm equates to roughly a .22 bullet, and most handguns can't penetrate even a SINGLE KEVLAR VEST.
so tilted right now
did you know that marvin harrison has 1% bodyfat and can curl 300lbs?
no, it really is that ebonics sucksQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
picture of ebonics
i have 0% body fat and carried my car on my back to the store today so i could get some work done on itQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
no you misunderstood me. i was talking about black people. just ax boostQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
wow, lukie brings the overt racism ftl...
he's just upset that he's a browns fan
"if life throws you lemons..."
fuck lemons
last thing im thinking about when lemons are getting thrown at me is fucking themQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
that's where you and me differ
doesn't that sting?
It would only sting if you have open sores on your dick. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
no i mean the fact that he's different than me. thats gotta stingQuote:
Originally Posted by wesrman
Sure thats what u meant...lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
i hate ebonics whether it comes from a white person or a black person or a ________ person, what does racism have to do with it?Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
I agree. I dont mind slang, but it just seems like people put too much effort into speaking ebonics.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
when it gets in the holeQuote:
Originally Posted by wesrman
so basically you hate white and black people equally?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
thats like a new kind of racism
what? i don't follow and i have no idea where you'd come to that kind of conclusion.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
dude im just fucking around
most of the time if my posts are short im fucking around, but not always. all of the time my posts are long im not fucking around.
haha it's all good, just sipping on some whiskey so my sarcasm/serious detector isn't quite working properlyQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
figured this fit the thread. From LATIMES article about SDSU drug bust.
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Angela Beckwith, 22, a child development major, said the arrests "are a shocker but not really a surprise. Lots of people are using."
lol. "a shocker", but "not a surprise".
speaking of shocker... i hate when people say "shock" or "shocker" sarcastically all the time.
when people don't know how to say nuclear or chipotle
that shit drives me fucking batty
seeing gringos read "tortilla" outloud is really funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackatom
IT'S NOT NUKE-U-LERR OR CHIP-OL-TEEQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
IT'S MOTHER FUCKING NUKE-LEE-AR AND CHIP-OTE-LEY
its not chip-pot-el?
JAY KAY, good fast food imo.
Let's see if we can come up with sentences that use both words, nuclear and chipotle. I'll start.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackatom
This morning I had some nuclear ringsting from all the hotsauce that was smothered on my double steak chipotle burrito last night.
Holy nuclear chipotle sauce Batman ! ! ! !
nope, i say them both the first way!Quote:
Originally Posted by blackatom
lol, ringsting?! nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
and in other news I'm 100% at saying nuclear wrong when it comes up in conversation.
also i say "eh" a lot and can't pronounce vowels correctly. like in "milk" "egg" and "bag", eh.
i may get teased in vegas.
commercials that are significantly louder than other ones
"I could care less" pisses me off. Seriously how could you go so wrong with this one. It means the opposite of what youre trying to say. Its "I couldnt care less".
"I don't know nothing."Quote:
Originally Posted by Pelion
That actually works if said properly. It's supposed to be sarcastic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pelion
It's the people who use that saying and don't understand it that bug me.
how ironicQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
this one really bothers me! Eric, if you fund an assassination plot on billy maze, Ill execute it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
i love those infomercials when they go to black and white when someone tries to do something the old fashioned way. like there was this one where a woman tries to take a pot of pasta to the collinder, and shes struggling the whole way, and eventually drops the whole pot of pasta on the ground and pouts. just thinking about it makes me lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
i sent this to lukie today and he loved it but thought i would share it with you all http://www.break.com/index/crazy-subway-girl.htmlQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
"drama"
just the word drama when said by one of those stupid idiotic hissy fit little princesses puts me on instant and permanent life-tilt.
It's not saying, but I hate people who always think they are victims!
qft.Quote:
Originally Posted by Triptanes
also this is really hard to describe on the internet, but when people pronounce immature/mature like this: ma-tyoor, as opposed to ma-chur.
even a blind squirell finds a nut sometimes.
allegedly
Lol, its fun to tell people "stop being a victim" or to "grow up"Quote:
Originally Posted by Triptanes
BTW, I hate when people say "throwing someone under the bus" soooo much. Happens so much on tv when blaming others, aka being a victim.
I ain't got no money.. double negative so he's actually rich?
" just wanted to touch base"
" don't think we're on the same page"
guestimate!
with that said......
spot on
{insert any sport} is the best sport by far, and {insert any sport} sucks.
HU for rolls.
more specifically, LOL ROFL HU4ROLLZ LMAO.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrivingDog
fypQuote:
Originally Posted by will641
Sorry Will, I got carried away.
oh, hi wufwugy
Give it 110% used to tilt me, but now thats not enough, its anything from 120% to 200% these days.
I'd love to see a sportsman say "I gave it 90%. I had something in reserve but didnt need it against that opposition".
people that respond to posts as "first" or "second" grinds my gears for no reason
Joe Morgan calls any pitch that has movement a "backup slider." i, FIGURATIVELY, saw him do it two different pitches in the same at bat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Mike Shannon says "it looks like the only way to win this game is to OUTSCORE the other team tonight." (FUGGIN DUH.)
Chris Berman and anything that spews from his mouth. oh, and why doesnt he just get it over with and blow Favre?
My former 6th grade teacher:
- "i'm as serious as a heart attack."
- "i need that homework immediately, if not, sooner."
- "my nose is as mean as a wrecking machine." (i still dont get that one.)
any of the statements about stupidity. ie "not the shiniest penny in the roll" or "not the sharpest pencil in the box."
and, all the people at a Bill Engvall event that lined up to buy his "here's your sign" tshirts that were on sale "one t-shirt for $5, OR two for $12." the line was SO long...a real headscratcher.
omg this thread exists.
im wufwugy btw
yeah i love those tooQuote:
Originally Posted by will641
Lanky1: this much attention wow is all i gotta say
lanky1: i still dont see any money in my account you donkey fish
lol, that was the most inexplicable part. Is he saying he's good because he's broke or he'll only believe that someone would play him 200nl hu if they transfered him some cash?Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDS
Really made me scratch my head.
lankey1: it was a misclick.
"Real talk"