i have a habit of losing things. big things, small things, whatever.. if it's possible to lose I can lose it.

I've lost my wallet 3 times, my phone twice. Just today i went to the library computer labs and i had a USB mouse. I was doing something with my laptop, and was using my mouse and when i finished I noticed the lab comps had USB ports and i could use my nice mouse instead of their crappy shit. When i was done, i just picked up my laptop and left... and now I'm minus one mouse.

I'v left my car unlocked, sunroof open, multiple times... got lucky so far.

i've lost my school jacket when i was young. I lose my non-school jackets now i'm less young. I've lost a laptop once (and found it later).

I AM SO FUCKING RETARDED! Help me! what is wrong with me, and how do i god damn fix it?

P.S. I can memorize beethoven sonatas and long dance combinations, and half a law book... why am i so well whatever i am