Me and my mates are doing a festive pub crawl along the river Thames in Hammersmith, London on Sat.

There's 10 pubs and the plan is 2 pints in each. Throw in a few shorts, and its recipe for disaster.

Last time we did this crawl the 10th pub wouldn't serve us. Could be the fact I fell flat on my face at the bar and my mate was throwing up in their flower pot outside.

Going to be messy. Hopefully I'll be so pissed I won't be able to try and play poker when I get in......