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    Default MADE

    So I'm bored, doing nothing, and watching MTV MADE, basically a show where some undeserving soul gets a chance to become whatever they want to become over a 3 month period w/ a famous(ish) coach. Right now some prissy schoolgirl wants to become a BMX rider but she (like all the other people ever on the show) is not even close to committing 100% of herself for a measly 90 days.

    So, FTR, if you could be "made" into anything, what would it be? If anyone says anything poker related I'm deleting your post. Give some reasons and don't laugh when Lukie says he wants to be made into a girl.

    I'll start us off, if I could be made into anything, I would want to be made into a break-dancer or "b-boy". I love hip-hop/club mix/etc... music and enjoy dancing. However, besides a few basic moves I've never learned how to break dance.
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    also, this thread is a perfect example of why we need a randomness thread

    that is all
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    man i seen that one... i think that girls does a backflip in a contest at tha end.

    i was gonna say bboy too i dunno why u gotta take it... i use to bboy alot when i was growin up in MN with my azn gangsta homies.

    but anyway since u took it im gonna say garbage truck man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyDeez
    man i seen that one... i think that girls does a backflip in a contest at tha end.

    i was gonna say bboy too i dunno why u gotta take it... i use to bboy alot when i was growin up in MN with my azn gangsta homies.

    but anyway since u took it im gonna say garbage truck man.
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    i also quoted that.

    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i thought you might delete that post so i took the liberty of quoting it as proof of MOD ABUSE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i also quoted that.

    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i thought you might delete that post so i took the liberty of quoting it as proof of MOD ABUSE.
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i want to be a professional poker player
    Good idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i also quoted that.

    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i thought you might delete that post so i took the liberty of quoting it as proof of MOD ABUSE.
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i want to be a professional poker player
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i also quoted that.

    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i thought you might delete that post so i took the liberty of quoting it as proof of MOD ABUSE.
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i want to be a professional poker player
    Good idea.
    thanks, i thought it would be pretty cool to be one of those when i grow up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i also quoted that.

    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i thought you might delete that post so i took the liberty of quoting it as proof of MOD ABUSE.
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i want to be a professional poker player
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i also quoted that.

    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i thought you might delete that post so i took the liberty of quoting it as proof of MOD ABUSE.
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i want to be a professional poker player
    I also want to be a professional poker player.

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    i too would love to be made into a professional poker player
    here is my inspiration, ISF upset that he lost a dollar: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...806.html#28211
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schiplt
    i too would love to be made into a professional poker player
    very ambitious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    also, this thread is a perfect example of why we need a randomness thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    NOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOO

    Not while we have unholy trolls around. They do not deserve this, Xman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Poker player would be my first choice, but in reality, I wouldn't mind learning how to become a real estate management type and flip houses, do contract work and all that cool shit turning run down dumps into million dollar homes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Bear Grylls/Survivorman
    they did an episode close to this (although nowhere near in severity) with two stuck-up rich girls that wanted to become "survivalists". One girl didn't even make it a month and got the boot. The other girl went on some excursion to Alaska or somewhere and slept in a tent!

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    omg PROM KING one time!


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    actually, if I can't say poker player.....I'd want to be MADE into something along the lines of being in absolutely awesome shape. I was a college athlete back in the day, and was a borderline bad-ass at certain points (but never fully got there).....but I think it would be cool to go on a 90-day program where I ate the right things, lifted my ass off, got plenty of sleep, etc, etc, and turned my body into something unreal.


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    I'd want to meet/learn from Mystery, that dude who can pick up any woman any time any where. I'd want to become a Pick Up Artist... No shit. have you seen some of the bitches he's bagged?

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    that mystery guys a fuckin douchebag imo
    I post nonconstructive piss
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyDeez
    that mystery guys a fuckin douchebag imo
    nice guys don't get the girls yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyDeez
    that mystery guys a fuckin douchebag imo
    nice guys don't get the girls yo
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    i wanted to by a psychologist for a long time.... dunno anymore =/

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyDeez
    that mystery guys a fuckin douchebag imo
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    Make me into an NFL kicker
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
    Make me into an NFL kicker
    haha, my roommate's life plan is to raise a kid to be a kicker
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    NOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOO

    Not while we have unholy trolls around. They do not deserve this, Xman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
    Make me into an NFL kicker
    haha, my roommate's life plan is to raise a kid to be a kicker
    My kid is so going to be a sports superstar, I will beat him so hard to make him one.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Professional golfer
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
    Make me into an NFL kicker
    funny this is #2 on my list
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    also, this thread is a perfect example of why we need a randomness thread
    I need Lukkake's permission to restore this from the Recycle Bin:
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    Lukie, please!
    new randomness thread shjould be started, the only problem is we don't have the captain for the thread
    lukie was(is) awesome but we don't have anyone that can fill his shoes

    it takes someone special to man a randomness thread
    if anyone knows of such a great pilot for a randomness thread please nominate
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    also, this thread is a perfect example of why we need a randomness thread
    I need Lukkake's permission to restore this from the Recycle Bin:
    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ss-t31904.html

    !!!

    Lukie, please!
    new randomness thread shjould be started, the only problem is we don't have the captain for the thread
    lukie was(is) awesome but we don't have anyone that can fill his shoes

    it takes someone special to man a randomness thread
    if anyone knows of such a great pilot for a randomness thread please nominate
    ooh oooh pick me pick me ooh ooh
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    FYP. i would want to be a nascar driver. i like to go fast.

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    I just noticed your sig Bigred..lol.

    I would either want to be a Blues guitar player or a boxer/martial artist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i think itd be sweet to just be a musician and make enough to live off it forever
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i think itd be sweet to just be a musician and make enough to live off it forever
    do what you love and money will never matter?
    Until you realize that you suck and are living on a beach somewhere..lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i think itd be sweet to just be a musician and have promiscuous sex with any girl i want
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