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  1. #1

    Default Operation: Degen $30 into $40 Bajillion by July 2nd

    To entice me to return, Titan issued me $30 cash. I can't withdraw it without earning 1500 pts, however, and hell if I'm going to actually grind out 2 weeks for a measly $30. The answer, therefore, is to:

    DEGEN THIS BAD BOY INTO ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY GUATEMALA! or busto, whatever comes first!

    I'm thinking NL Cash and going arrrr in a lot. Best? Other ideas? Follow my epic bajillion progress here.
  2. #2
    Wait, what did Slevin do? I guess I should do the opposite of that, right?
  3. #3
    I vote using a 3 buyin bankroll management system.
  4. #4
    $50NL and Gambool!
  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
    I vote using a 3 buyin bankroll management system.
    This doesn't seem like maximum degen. Can we do better?
  6. #6
    start at 50nl, move up when you have 60BB for the next level. EZ money
  7. #7
    iPoker is all shortstacking nits. Honestly, if I bought in at 50nl, I'd be the 3rd or 4th largest stack.

    100nl it is!
  8. #8
    Degennnnnnn...I think multiple players at this table are doing the same as I am. I figured I'd get at least one caller.

    No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    UTG+1 ($118.65)
    Hero (MP1) ($14.02)
    MP2 ($43.65)
    MP3 ($39.25)
    CO ($17.38)
    Button ($109.20)
    SB ($65.33)
    BB ($99.50)
    UTG ($36.05)

    Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9, 8
    2 folds, Hero bets $14.02 (All-In), 4 folds, SB calls $13.52, 1 fold

    Flop: ($29.04) K, 8, 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Turn: ($29.04) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

    River: ($29.04) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

    Total pot: $29.04

    Results:
    SB had 3, A (high card, Ace).
    Hero had 9, 8 (one pair, eights).
    Outcome: Hero won $27.59
  9. #9
    My image is stupid. Hoped I'd get a caller.

    No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (7 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    CO ($121.35)
    Hero (Button) ($33.09)
    SB ($40.15)
    BB ($20)
    UTG ($155.18)
    MP1 ($101.45)
    MP2 ($72.10)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with K, K
    2 folds, MP2 bets $4, 1 fold, Hero raises $10, 2 folds, MP2 calls $6

    Flop: ($21.50) 3, 9, 5 (2 players)
    MP2 checks, Hero bets $23.09 (All-In), 1 fold

    Total pot: $21.50

    Results:
    Hero had K, K (one pair, Kings).
    Outcome: Hero won $43.54
  10. #10
    Running 58bb/100. Sustainable?
  11. #11
    Bored. Letting it all ride on one hand of blackjack.
  12. #12
    I'm dealt 4T.
  13. #13
    Dealer shows Q. Gotta hit.
  14. #14
    BUSTO!

    Thanks for playing.
  15. #15
    I think this is irrefutable proof of two things:
    - bankroll mgmt for poker is for small children and pussies
    - blackjack is the devil's playground
    - iPoker is funny
  16. #16
    that was 3 things....
  17. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Enough
    that was 3 things....
    That's enough out of you.
  18. #18
    I really enjoyed this thread.
  19. #19
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  20. #20
    i think M2M may well have 20 tabled 2NL and actually bought guatemala.
  21. #21
    lol this was short
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  23. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    wheres the funny?
    Wat? This wuz srios bsnss.

    You don't find blackjack failure funny?

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