ITT: What you missed because you weren't in IRC

[spoonitnow]

My girlfriend playing Slevin heads-up and only lost because she lost a 70/30 and a coinflip. She's never played anything but play money before.

[JKDS]

this was great. glad i saw it.

[will641]

go michelle.

[wufwugy]

OMG I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED IT OMGOMGOMG

[spoonitnow]

<Chelle> stax
<Chelle> just find some blondy at a bar
<Chelle> and be like hay
<Chelle> i like your shoes
<tom> nah this is the line
<tom> "he boo, wanna talk to a winner?"
<Stax> I like your shoes, wanna fuck
<Chelle> Or just be like, " Lol, bend over"
<Chelle> And she'll either slap you or giggle
<@spoonitnow> Can you tell how we met?

[will641]

<@spoonitnow> * dwarfman was kicked by euphoricism (how the fuck did you get in here)
<@spoonitnow> <@spoonitnow> That's will
<@spoonitnow> <@euphoricism> will641?
<@spoonitnow> <@spoonitnow> Uh, yeah

[Stacks]

<@spoonitnow> * dwarfman was kicked by euphoricism (how the fuck did you get in here)
<@spoonitnow> <@spoonitnow> That's will
<@spoonitnow> <@euphoricism> will641?
<@spoonitnow> <@spoonitnow> Uh, yeah

euph failed so hard! lol.

[LuckySlevin]

yeah was good fun, my Ace shove that got called held up luckily and then I won a coin flip at the end, here the TT for anyone that's interested =) http://www.flopturnriver.com/Online-...ment-4503.html

Spoon kindly said he'll pay my buy in to play his GF so I did very nicely out of it, was going to deposit tomorrow - but I've since been grinding and managed to increase it a little... it'd be a nice touch if I never had to deposit again, since joining the chat room - time'll tell

[XTR1000]

OMG I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED IT OMGOMGOMG

[ProZachNation]

I am in there but nothing exciting never happens. I suck I guess.

[bikes]

[x] bought soap from spoonitnow's gf

[ChrisBCritter]

...here the TT for anyone that's interested =) http://www.flopturnriver.com/Online-...ment-4503.html

I'm kinda interested, but that didn't work at ALL...

Very glad that you actually went onto IRC slevin, you might be able to take the "Lucky" out of your name in time...

[bigspenda73]

I'll play your gf Heads up anytime

[Chelle]

I'll play your gf Heads up anytime

This frightens me.

[a500lbgorilla]

Her father and Jesus have been alerted to her gambling

[a500lbgorilla]

though, playing slevin is hardly gambling!

[spoonitnow]

<Chelle> what are you doing
<spoonitnow> Missing 300 flops in a row
<Chelle> 300?
<spoonitnow> Sarcasm dear
<Chelle> oh
<spoonitnow> I'm like toilet paper that misses your ass
<spoonitnow> I can't hit shit

[bigred]

Quoting yourself is almost as cool as Rick Astley

[bigspenda73]

I'll play your gf Heads up anytime

This frightens me.

WELCOME TO FTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[bigred]

I'll play your gf Heads up anytime

This frightens me.

Hay, I like your shoes...

[Chelle]

I'll play your gf Heads up anytime

This frightens me.

Hay, I like your shoes...

Doesn't work on redheads, only blondes.

[bigspenda73]

how many guys have asked you the carpet/curtains question in your life?

[a500lbgorilla]

I'll play your gf Heads up anytime

This frightens me.

Hay, I like your shoes...

Doesn't work on redheads, only blondes.

I don't think you understood. He could probably quote the catalogue and page they're from.

[Chelle]

how many guys have asked you the carpet/curtains question in your life?

none

[bigspenda73]

do you have a younger sister?

[will641]

oh god, has there ever been a couple on ftr?

[Thunder]

though, playing slevin is hardly gambling!

LOL.

[ProZachNation]

oh god, has there ever been a couple on ftr?

Not for long


ZING

[flomo]

lukjie and gabe

[flomo]

what is the over/under on sleveins age?

[BankItDrew]

I'll play your gf Heads up anytime

Hay, I like your shoes...

Bout time someone complimented me. How does breakfast sound?

FYP

[BankItDrew]

what is the over/under on sleveins age?

20

[swiggidy]

oh god, has there ever been a couple on ftr?

level right?

[will641]

oh god, has there ever been a couple on ftr?

level right?

no! you are the second person to ax me that.

[Chelle]

do you have a younger sister?

No, and no clones either.

[Muzzard]

what is the over/under on sleveins age?

20

Think he's 27 or 28 iirc

[BankItDrew]

do you have a younger sister?

No, and no clothes either.

FYP

[Chelle]

what is the over/under on sleveins age?

20

Think he's 27 or 28 iirc

25

[wufwugy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40

[EasyT]

how many guys have asked you the carpet/curtains question in your life?

I'm confused. Is Michelle bald?

[spoonitnow]

how many guys have asked you the carpet/curtains question in your life?

I'm confused. Is Michelle bald?

Not at the moment.

[BankItDrew]

what is the over/under on sleveins age?

20

Think he's 27 or 28 iirc

One time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my P***Y

FYP

[daven]

<Chelle> and said fyp
<dwarfman> Did he really
<Chelle> yeah
<Chelle> HE REALLY DID,
<dwarfman> So who are you?
<Chelle> spoons gf
<Chelle> who are you
<yAAwn> lol
<yAAwn> failepic
<dwarfman> Oh, you're the ginger bitch who's probably going to die soon
<Chelle> uh
<yAAwn> lol
<Chelle> yeah, im her
<Chelle> your problem, sir?
<yAAwn> sup dman
<yAAwn> been grinding lately?
<dwarfman> So do they have Internet access in your hospital room

[spoonitnow]

<Chelle> and said fyp
<dwarfman> Did he really
<Chelle> yeah
<Chelle> HE REALLY DID,
<dwarfman> So who are you?
<Chelle> spoons gf
<Chelle> who are you
<yAAwn> lol
<yAAwn> failepic
<dwarfman> Oh, you're the ginger bitch who's probably going to die soon
<Chelle> uh
<yAAwn> lol
<Chelle> yeah, im her
<Chelle> your problem, sir?
<yAAwn> sup dman
<yAAwn> been grinding lately?
<dwarfman> So do they have Internet access in your hospital room

http://www.spoonitnow.com/dwarfman2.html for those who don't know the story behind this one

[spoonitnow]

<@spoonitnow> OH YEAH
<@spoonitnow> IOPQ IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE

[mcatdog]

Was that the real dwarfman or a leveller?

[spoonitnow]

Was that the real dwarfman or a leveller?

It was me, and she was about 6 feet from me and I don't think she realized it was me.

[Chelle]

Was that the real dwarfman or a leveller?

It was me, and she was about 6 feet from me and I don't think she realized it was me.

Oh what the hell ever. I knew it was you.

[will641]

Was that the real dwarfman or a leveller?

It was me, and she was about 6 feet from me and I don't think she realized it was me.

Oh what the hell ever. I knew it was you.

awww this is so cute.

[BankItDrew]

Was that the real dwarfman or a leveller?

It was me, and she was about 6 feet from me and I don't think she realized it was me.

If I knew it was you I would have kissed you feet

awww this is so cute.

FYP

[a500lbgorilla]

It's fun that love can be broken down into 1s and 0s then relayed over this internet that has brought me so much porn.

[swiggidy]

It's fun that love can be broken down into 1s and 0s then relayed over this internet that has brought me so much porn.

there's a difference?

[spoonitnow]

<robb> hey good idea - just tried that overbet shove thingy

Bbickes i still wanna know if the thing in your avatar is a real chick or not
Bbickes or am i e-crushing a dude
iopq hmm
ihategnomes sig'ed
iopq it's a dude
iopq enjoy your gay
animal_chin its a 15 year old boy
Bbickes god i hate u

<- spoonitnow was kicked from flopturnriver by euphoricism (Reason: wtf beastiality?)

[Xianti]

FTR couples...

vqc + vqc's girl
gabe + lukie
courtiebee + dthorne
spoonitnow + chelle


who else?

[lolzzz_321]

xianti + triptanes

[Xianti]

don't be gay, jon

[a500lbgorilla]

rilla + rillas right hand!

[ProZachNation]

FTR couples...

vqc's girl + courtiebee

ohhh really?

[spoonitnow]

don't be gay, jon

Typical rightist-wingist fear-Mongoling.

[will641]

don't be gay, jon

Typical rightist-wingist fear-Mongoling.

paging rilla to make another 'no brandi jokes' type thread again except with this^^^.

[a500lbgorilla]

maybe it'll be a 'no will641 posts' thread instead!

[givememyleg]

FTR couples...

vqc + vqc's girl
gabe + lukie
courtiebee + dthorne
spoonitnow + chelle


who else?

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...fu1-18711.html this is my ho

[Xianti]

bah! Of course. How can I forget Kristen??? Sorry, sorry.. please forgive me.

[Stacks]

(11:10:32 PM) ***reDZill4 hates vagina and loves tha cock
(11:10:47 PM) ***reDZill4 loves iopq

[aka_red]

(9:03:51 PM) Stacks: so this one time
(9:03:55 PM) Stacks: i was having sex with a guy
(9:04:03 PM) Stacks: then he skeeted in my ass.
(9:04:07 PM) Stacks: cuz im a redneck

[a500lbgorilla]

me and my right hand broke up :/

[bjsaust]

Whew, good thing you were already seeing your left hand on the side.

[a500lbgorilla]

but I miss my right hand so much
How could I be so stupid!!

[Stacks]

(9:03:51 PM) Stacks: so this one time
(9:03:55 PM) Stacks: i was having sex with a guy
(9:04:03 PM) Stacks: then he skeeted in my ass.
(9:04:07 PM) Stacks: cuz im a redneck

Clever. I post a true revealing log of your conversation, and you fake a log to make me look bad. Nice red, but no one will fall for your level this time.

[a500lbgorilla]

if it helps, they both look fake

[spoonitnow]

<Stax> amazing time to lag
<Stax> I have aces in a 4b pot and we are on the flop
<Stax> great
<Stax> and he hit his 2 outer on the turn
<spoonitnow> UH OH
<spoonitnow> DID I JUST HEAR
<spoonitnow> ...
<spoonitnow> A BAD BEAT?!?!?!?!?!
* X sets mode: +o spoonitnow
<@spoonitnow> OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW
* Stax was kicked by spoonitnow (YO ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY)

Great work, I hate it when people just come in to IRC to bitch and moan

[spoonitnow]

<oskar669> But population count is more of an art than a science