FACT: Women are evil

[wufwugy]

I have seen too many good men crushed by immature, manipulative children who masquerade as grown women.

Discuss

[BankItDrew]

Women. Can't live with them. Can certainly live without them.

Unless she's a sushi preparing poker basketball hockey loving 5"5 sexy educated English fluent speaking Japanese woman - gtfo.

[Micro2Macro]

Agree.

Fuck 'em.

[Micro2Macro]

Unless she's a sushi preparing poker basketball hockey loving 5"5 sexy educated English fluent speaking Japanese woman - gtfo.

So this is where I need to look?

[boost]

wait, so is she english and fluently speaks japanese, or is she japanese and fluently speaks english?

[BankItDrew]

japanese and fluently speaks english

Her Engrish must better best than mine.

[UG]

My wife is pretty cool actually.

Would I be better off without her? Hmmm................

[jyms]

I know I would be better off without mine

[UG]

but what is better off?

[flomo]

i like my wife.

[UG]

i like my wife.

[sinister1]

FACT: Women are crazy (especially Indian women omgwtfbbq!)

[wesrman]

i like my wife.

I <3 my GF.

[Galapogos]

I have seen too many good men crushed by immature, manipulative children who masquerade as grown women.

Discuss

I find guys like this often have issues beyond the women. I mean, if you can't spot that she's fake before you let yourself fall for her, you're doing it wrong.

[XTR1000]

Some of them aren´t, but those are usually fat and ugly

[wufwugy]

I have seen too many good men crushed by immature, manipulative children who masquerade as grown women.

Discuss

I find guys like this often have issues beyond the women. I mean, if you can't spot that she's fake before you let yourself fall for her, you're doing it wrong.

There was once a time when I would have agreed with you, but now, I honestly do not know.

Once upon a time, I fell in love with one of these women. At the time, I was pretty aware that she was trouble, and I tried my damnedest to not love her, but no matter what, I did. At that point in time, I was even opposed to developing that kind of relationship on a personal level, but that didn't stop me from how I felt. I've regularly described it as my brain telling me what was right, yet my heart overruled.

This experience obviously turned out bad, and it hurt me something deep. Not necessarily because of anything specific about the situation, but because of what it taught me about myself. I became disillusioned to my own shortcomings. I had previously considered myself the master of my domain, and that all my decisions were cold and calculated. But then this hussy came along and threw my game plan topsy turvy, and I felt helpless to stop it. Emotions are not rational. This experience actually turned me quite sour towards women. Not because of them, but because of myself, and how I felt that my emotions could so easily succumb to what I knew to be wrong.

Aside from the personal story, spotting the bad ones isn't as easy as many think. Not only are our perceptions actually pretty awful, but we're bred to misdirect; especially women. I know this idea that women are natural liars is often discarded as a silly stereotype, but there is actually loads of truth to it. I will never suggest that man aren't liars, or that all women are, but let me illustrate my point...

The evolutionary development of sex and male/female relationships in women are heavily built around gestation, child rearing, and men. What I mean by this is that due to the massive energy and time it takes to make babies that can survive to make their own babies, a woman needed a man to stick around for several years. She would carry and raise the child while he would provide them a roof and bring them food.

But what was to keep this man around? As is with nearly all heterosexual sex relationships in the mammalian world, the male is in it for the sex, and when that sex goes, so does he. So what this created with humans was women who would trade a long term sexual relationship for the man's resources, and thus he would stick around long enough for her to push out a couple little shit machines.

One of the most plausible ways in which this was selected for was for women to essentially LIE to their man. They didn't necessarily want sex, but because they knew that's what he wanted, and that if he didn't get it he was going to move on, they would engage in it despite some of their feelings. Why do you think so many women have regular sex yet do not achieve satisfaction? Where do you think the whole fake orgasm thing comes from? Even things like makeup are a byproduct of the elaborate evolutionary scheme that provokes women to lie to men.

So I think that women often actually try pretty hard to manipulate men they're interested in, whether they know it or not. It's in their genes. I find it kinda hard to fault a guy for falling for a chick who turns out to be crazy. Sometimes it's obvious, but sometimes it's not. Now, don't get me wrong; I'm not saying that this explains all aspects of sex or lying, but that it's an important aspect within the context, and I'm not saying that all women are like this.

And while the OP is obviously partial hyperbole (I don't actually think that women are evil), my motivation for making it is based in yet again seeing this manipulation wreak havoc on a man's emotions. My closest friend has bent over backwards for this chick, but the stupid cunt doesn't know what's good for her and has been doing the whole manipulation thing until she recently decided to come clean about the fact that she is indeed a stupid cunt who doesn't know what's good for her

And another side point about how women are evolutionarily predisposed to lying to men they claim to care about: they're bad at being alone. Like really bad, it seems that they even fear it. The evolutionary reason for this likely has to do with the massive resources it requires to bear children and thus the massive negative that rape then becomes. I speculate that the main reason why it seems that women almost always have at least a boyfriend is due to this. I've even known loads of women who have boyfriends that they don't actually like a whole lot, but because they're scared to death of being alone, they stay with them while secretly looking for somebody better. Talk about lying

[BennyLaRue]

This is about individuals. Find better ones.

[wesrman]

I have seen too many good men crushed by immature, manipulative children who masquerade as grown women.

Discuss

I find guys like this often have issues beyond the women. I mean, if you can't spot that she's fake before you let yourself fall for her, you're doing it wrong.

Completely agree. Also try not to get into a relationship with someone just cuz you want to fuck her. Dont commit unless you actually get along with her and have things in common.

[XTR1000]

I have seen too many good men crushed by immature, manipulative children who masquerade as grown women.

Discuss

I find guys like this often have issues beyond the women. I mean, if you can't spot that she's fake before you let yourself fall for her, you're doing it wrong.

Completely agree. Also try not to get into a relationship with someone just cuz you want to fuck her. Dont commit unless you actually get along with her and have things in common.

Welcome to da friends zone

[wesrman]

I have seen too many good men crushed by immature, manipulative children who masquerade as grown women.

Discuss

I find guys like this often have issues beyond the women. I mean, if you can't spot that she's fake before you let yourself fall for her, you're doing it wrong.

Completely agree. Also try not to get into a relationship with someone just cuz you want to fuck her. Dont commit unless you actually get along with her and have things in common.

Welcome to da friends zone

LOL no. You can still want to fuck her, but thats not a good enough reason to be in a relationship with someone.

[kevster]

I have seen too many good men crushed by immature, manipulative children who masquerade as grown women.

Discuss

Wuf, you've always struck me as an intelligent, well rounded guy. Am surprised to hear this sort of thing from you.

[spoonitnow]

I agree 100% with OP.

[flomo]

you are supposed to fuck them not have relationships with them.


where the fucky is OP?

[kevster]

I agree 100% with OP.

Spoon, you've always struck me as an intelligent, well rounded guy. Am surprised to hear this sort of thing from you.

[wufwugy]

No I dont think all women are evil. That was hyperbole, but with a ring of truth. I know several women that are not evil, yet I also know several women that agree that they are indeed evil.

I made the OP out of frustration from seeing exactly what was described happen yet again, and it makes for a provocative way to start a thread. I partially explained in the lengthy follow up post

[wesrman]

No I dont think all women are evil. That was hyperbole, but with a ring of truth. I know several women that are not evil, yet I also know several women that agree that they are indeed evil.

I made the OP out of frustration from seeing exactly what was described happen yet again, and it makes for a provocative way to start a thread. I partially explained in the lengthy follow up post

FWIW i think there are just as many evil men as there are women. Ive been fucked over by way more guys than girls, but maybe thats because im a lot more picky about getting into a relationship with a girl than i am about becoming friends with a guy.

[BennyLaRue]

Oh, friends.

[revolvingiris]

FWIW i think there are just as many evil men as there are women. Ive been fucked over by way more guys than girls, but maybe thats because im a lot more picky about getting into a relationship with a girl than i am about becoming friends with a guy.

This has been my experience in life...I think over all people put less value on stable relationships no matter what that relationship is; friends, wife, girlfriend. It seems we are more a nation based on where can we go in life or where we are instead of who is in our lives. Which is kind of a sad conclusion to come to. I mean look at all the people who hate on their parents joking or otherwise. I know this is kind of getting away from intentions of OP but I lack a rationalization for this specific topic on a much broader scale.

[Micro2Macro]

When in doubt, whip it out.

[a500lbgorilla]

on fcking fire! god this place rocks

[boost]

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.

[Luco]

OP is 100% right, but tissues are a poor substitute for authentic vagoo.

[d0zer]

I like having sex with women.

[bikes]

I like having sex with women.

with the shit you look at? i find this very difficult to believe

[d0zer]

I like having sex with women.

with the shit you look at? i find this very difficult to believe

Hey, I like having sex with a lotta things.

Women just happen to be one of those, and for the record -- amputees are still women

[Lukie]

I have seen too many good men crushed by immature, manipulative children who masquerade as grown women.

Discuss

Everybody knows men are attracted to hot women; most men don't have a damn clue what women are attracted to.

If I had to make a generic list off the top of my head, it would go something like this (not in order):

Health (more about not having things obviously wrong about you)
Physical attractiveness (tall, good teeth, don't be fat, good fashion and grooming)
Social intuition/status (be good with people, humor certainly doesn't hurt)
Wealth (or the future ability to make it)
Status/Power
Confident
Pre-selected (other women want you)
Is a challenge (even if it's only a novelty)

So your friend is bending over backwards for this chick. How many of these attributes can you IMMEDIATELY cross off that list just from knowing that?

[wufwugy]

I have seen too many good men crushed by immature, manipulative children who masquerade as grown women.

Discuss

Everybody knows men are attracted to hot women; most men don't have a damn clue what women are attracted to.

If I had to make a generic list off the top of my head, it would go something like this (not in order):

Health (more about not having things obviously wrong about you)
Physical attractiveness (tall, good teeth, don't be fat, good fashion and grooming)
Social intuition/status (be good with people, humor certainly doesn't hurt)
Wealth (or the future ability to make it)
Status/Power
Confident
Pre-selected (other women want you)
Is a challenge (even if it's only a novelty)

So your friend is bending over backwards for this chick. How many of these attributes can you IMMEDIATELY cross off that list just from knowing that?

Yeah that's usually how it goes. This situation was a bit different, but everybody says that so you'll just have to take my word for it. Not like it matters now. It's over, and I'm very pleased that he's now finally stopped blaming himself for her personal problems. But seriously, this situation was actually the kind you'd see in some romantic novel or something. A woman's wet dream. But because this chick has been the victim her whole life, she apparently doesn't know how to do anything else.

As a side point about not knowing what women are attracted to, a series of studies came out a while back examining what stimulates the sexes, and in one of the studies they found that men are all stimulated the same way in a predictable pattern. Basically, they were very visual, very specific, and the genitals and brain both reacted the same to the same stimulus.

However, women were found to be nothing like this. Not only was there little rhyme or reason to what stimulated them, but their brains and genitals didn't often sync up. For example: whenever dudes were shown certain pictures, both the brain and genitals reacted, but when women were shown certain pictures, oftentimes just one of those reacted. Sometimes their genitalia would react, but the brain would do nothing, and other times their brains would react, but the genitalia would do nothing.

To this day, the scientists, many of whom were female, still don't have much conclusion on what sexually stimulates women

[yourfather]

Hookers ldo

[OP]

Youre puttin the pussy on a pedastool man

[Lukie]

I have seen too many good men crushed by immature, manipulative children who masquerade as grown women.

Discuss

Everybody knows men are attracted to hot women; most men don't have a damn clue what women are attracted to.

If I had to make a generic list off the top of my head, it would go something like this (not in order):

Health (more about not having things obviously wrong about you)
Physical attractiveness (tall, good teeth, don't be fat, good fashion and grooming)
Social intuition/status (be good with people, humor certainly doesn't hurt)
Wealth (or the future ability to make it)
Status/Power
Confident
Pre-selected (other women want you)
Is a challenge (even if it's only a novelty)

So your friend is bending over backwards for this chick. How many of these attributes can you IMMEDIATELY cross off that list just from knowing that?

Yeah that's usually how it goes. This situation was a bit different, but everybody says that so you'll just have to take my word for it. Not like it matters now. It's over, and I'm very pleased that he's now finally stopped blaming himself for her personal problems. But seriously, this situation was actually the kind you'd see in some romantic novel or something. A woman's wet dream. But because this chick has been the victim her whole life, she apparently doesn't know how to do anything else.

As a side point about not knowing what women are attracted to, a series of studies came out a while back examining what stimulates the sexes, and in one of the studies they found that men are all stimulated the same way in a predictable pattern. Basically, they were very visual, very specific, and the genitals and brain both reacted the same to the same stimulus.

However, women were found to be nothing like this. Not only was there little rhyme or reason to what stimulated them, but their brains and genitals didn't often sync up. For example: whenever dudes were shown certain pictures, both the brain and genitals reacted, but when women were shown certain pictures, oftentimes just one of those reacted. Sometimes their genitalia would react, but the brain would do nothing, and other times their brains would react, but the genitalia would do nothing.

To this day, the scientists, many of whom were female, still don't have much conclusion on what sexually stimulates women

1. convey as many of the qualities in my list as possible without making it look like you're trying to convey them.

2. reasonably good seduction skills

3. 1 or 2 cocktails, no more

....

5. profit!!

[wufwugy]

PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE COMPULSIVE LIARS

NSFW

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6905/1254985817926.gif

hopefully my imgshk doesn't delete this

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Its funny cuz I am horribly disappointed after the reveal, but the gif pauses long enough for me to forget the decption and realize that I really actually am enjoying these two fine upstanding members of the itty bitty committee.

[XTR1000]

PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE COMPULSIVE LIARS

NSFW

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6905/1254985817926.gif

hopefully my imgshk doesn't delete this

If men were only able to tell a girl to fuck off once the pad bra is revealed

[Monty3038]

PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE COMPULSIVE LIARS

They wear makeup.

Proof accepted.

Oh, BTW....

Men's options: [ ] Put up with women's shit
[ ] Become gay

Hmm... doesn't seem like too hard of a choice.

Any bets on how fast someone modifies this post on a reply?

[bigred]

PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE COMPULSIVE LIARS

Men's options: [ ] Put up with women's shit
[ ] Become gay

Seems like both options involve putting up with shit...

[spoonitnow]

PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE COMPULSIVE LIARS

Men's options: [ ] Put up with women's shit
[ ] Become gay

Seems like both options involve putting up with shit...

This reminds me of that part in Training Day where he's like HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR SHIT PUSHED IN

[bigred]

haha yeah, i remember that

[Lukie]

I wish this would turn into a legit discussion instead a bunch of people whining about why they never get laid.

Educational reading: Magic Bullets by Savoy

[bigred]

Anyone else notice that the only time wufwugy doesn't have paragraphs of knowledge is with women?

[BennyLaRue]

Anyone else notice that the only time wufwugy doesn't have paragraphs of knowledge is with women?

Yet again, this was also the case with Cliff Claven.

[a500lbgorilla]

FACT: Women have the best titties.

[wufwugy]

Anyone else notice that the only time wufwugy doesn't have paragraphs of knowledge is with women?

Wow and i totally made a long ass post with all them paragraphs you're talking about already

This is a difficult subject on which to speak candidly because it's very personal. If you have bad experiences with women you're a loser who does something wrong, and if you have good experiences then you're bragging. And many even think they got the 411 no matter what

I've learned from the past that discussing women on the internet is rather difficult, and that bringing up personal issues can easily get out of hand.

Having said that, I have little good to say about women. While some 'good' ones may exist, the evidence is overwhelming that women are inveterate liars and manipulators within the context of intimate relationships beyond that which is normal for men. But it's not all their fault. They're naturally indirect and moody, and what I tried to illustrate earlier about the science showing the inconsistencies of female sexuality go a long way in explaining why women change their minds all the time.

While men are liars as well, far less often do the lies seem to be about important things in important relationships. I've been fooled many times, but never so badly as by women who professed their love for me

And people who say it's about the individual and you just gotta pick em better are half right. The nature of deception is that you get deceived into thinking something other than the truth, and you don't realize it 'until it's too late'.

[d0zer]

Having said that, I have little good to say about women. While some 'good' ones may exist, the evidence is overwhelming that women are inveterate liars and manipulators within the context of intimate relationships beyond that which is normal for men.

Wow, you must be a loser who does something wrong with women.

You probably have terrible mate selection skills because your mother was a harpy. Also you probably want to have sex with her.

[wufwugy]

wp dev

[Lukie]

Anyone else notice that the only time wufwugy doesn't have paragraphs of knowledge is with women?

Wow and i totally made a long ass post with all them paragraphs you're talking about already

This is a difficult subject on which to speak candidly because it's very personal. If you have bad experiences with women you're a loser who does something wrong, and if you have good experiences then you're bragging. And many even think they got the 411 no matter what

I've learned from the past that discussing women on the internet is rather difficult, and that bringing up personal issues can easily get out of hand.

Having said that, I have little good to say about women. While some 'good' ones may exist, the evidence is overwhelming that women are inveterate liars and manipulators within the context of intimate relationships beyond that which is normal for men. But it's not all their fault. They're naturally indirect and moody, and what I tried to illustrate earlier about the science showing the inconsistencies of female sexuality go a long way in explaining why women change their minds all the time.

While men are liars as well, far less often do the lies seem to be about important things in important relationships. I've been fooled many times, but never so badly as by women who professed their love for me

And people who say it's about the individual and you just gotta pick em better are half right. The nature of deception is that you get deceived into thinking something other than the truth, and you don't realize it 'until it's too late'.

you focus on the girl too much. focus on improving yourself first in the context of what women are attracted to, and let that radiate outwards.

yeah what i said is a little abstract, but i trust you're smart enough to get my point.

counter point to women being terrible: men will bang just about any girl, at any time, any place, for any reason

counter point 2: girls are put in much different situation, with different biology like you've pointed out, more risk, different sociological expectations, etc.

ramble ramble ramble

[Lukie]

also, http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...t-laid-514670/

[a500lbgorilla]

also, http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...t-laid-514670/

That I was a star football player visiting because I was considering transfering.

I don't remember how it all went, but somehow she was going to Baylor with an old buddy who was a football star in highschool. So I said, "yah I played with him!" And it snowballed from there. She was a huge football fan.