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11-13-2010 11:10 AM #1
oskar View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Apr 2008 Posts 7,019 Location in ur accounts... confiscating ur funz	Are you prepared for unexpected backwards timetravel? Cos I'm so not. If I were to just fall into a wormhole and arive at 2000BC I would have nothing to show for. I can't even build a steam engine! I know how a wheel works. But idk if I could fashion one that would work in the usual manner. I'm thinking about getting Amazon.com: Internal Combustion Engine Fundamentals (9780071004992): John Benjamin Heywood: Books: Reviews, Prices & more It's a bit pricey. But if you take into account that this could be immensely useful BOTH in the event of unexpected backwards timetravel AND nuclear/zombi/amazon holocaust, it's the bargain of the century.
	Last edited by oskar; 11-13-2010 at 11:18 AM. The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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11-13-2010 11:58 AM #2
a500lbgorilla View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries SPLENDID GUY Join Date Sep 2004 Posts 28,082 Location himself fucker.	2000 BC and you want to build an engine? If I found myself in 2000 BC, I think I would be OK as long as I could manage to create an alcohol distillery. I bet I get my distillery up before you get your steam engine working.
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11-13-2010 12:21 PM #3
oskar View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Apr 2008 Posts 7,019 Location in ur accounts... confiscating ur funz	oooh, yes. I didn't think about that. Drugs! That could inch you closer to world domination. black powder ftw as well! I'm going to look that up right now.
	The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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11-13-2010 12:38 PM #4
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,529 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	Oskar, dude like me build steam engines- dudes like you trick dudes like me into doing it for you, ldo.
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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11-13-2010 12:45 PM #5
a500lbgorilla View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries SPLENDID GUY Join Date Sep 2004 Posts 28,082 Location himself fucker.	Yeah, but also. How would you create an engine in 2000 BC? I think I could maybe create a distillery; but an engine requires resources and skills that you'll never be able to pull together in 2000 BC.

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11-13-2010 12:58 PM #6
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,529 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	The first steam engine was built in 50AD without anywhere near the knowledge of science we have now. The chinese were doing some pretty crazy shit already in 2000BC so with a good head from today and some people that use the tools of then regularly, then yes, we could build a steam engine. However, if Oscar was gonna get me to help him with it he'd better get hooked up with you and your distillery cuz I aint building shit without something to drink.
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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11-13-2010 01:06 PM #7
a500lbgorilla View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries SPLENDID GUY Join Date Sep 2004 Posts 28,082 Location himself fucker.	Originally Posted by supahaole The first steam engine was built in 50AD without anywhere near the knowledge of science we have now. The chinese were doing some pretty crazy shit already in 2000BC so with a good head from today and some people that use the tools of then regularly, then yes, we could build a steam engine. However, if Oscar was gonna get me to help him with it he'd better get hooked up with you and your distillery cuz I aint building shit without something to drink. Do you have some sources? A 50 AD steam engine link would be an awesome read.

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11-13-2010 01:13 PM #8
oskar View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Apr 2008 Posts 7,019 Location in ur accounts... confiscating ur funz	Don't get too hung up on 2000BC. Wormholes, like phonebooth and whirlpool timemachines are very unpredictable by nature. I'm saying that even if I had the necessary resoucres to build an engine/computer/doomsday device, I would lack the know-how and mechanical skills to pull it off. And that I think is embarrassing for a 21'st century man. That's why I really like the idea of synthesizing drugs in some manner to help you subjugate the men and seduce the women.
	Last edited by oskar; 11-13-2010 at 01:15 PM. The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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11-13-2010 01:17 PM #9
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,529 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	Heron and his Steam Engine, why was it not developed further?
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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11-13-2010 01:27 PM #10
givememyleg View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Visit Homepage Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 15,569 Location {®¿®}	why would your first thought be to create a steam engine?

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11-13-2010 01:34 PM #11
a500lbgorilla View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries SPLENDID GUY Join Date Sep 2004 Posts 28,082 Location himself fucker.	Originally Posted by givememyleg why would your first thought be to create a steam engine? Because Engineers are the definition of successful know-how in this day and age.

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11-13-2010 02:02 PM #12
Warpe View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Sep 2005 Posts 9,010 Location Canuckistan	It worked!

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11-13-2010 02:09 PM #13
BennyLaRue View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Sep 2007 Posts 5,866	Originally Posted by oskar Cos I'm so not. If I were to just fall into a wormhole and arive at 2000BC I would have nothing to show for. I can't even build a steam engine! I know how a wheel works. But idk if I could fashion one that would work in the usual manner. I'm thinking about getting Amazon.com: Internal Combustion Engine Fundamentals (9780071004992): John Benjamin Heywood: Books: Reviews, Prices & more If you can't fashion a wheel what good would a sweet V8 be? Isn't the only point of having the engine so you can cruise in a sweet Camaro looking for Phoenician babes?

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11-13-2010 02:15 PM #14
Warpe View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Sep 2005 Posts 9,010 Location Canuckistan	Okay, I'm gonna fire up the time machine now. Since it's a first run, I'm only gonna try to go back 15 minutes.

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11-13-2010 02:20 PM #15
BennyLaRue View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Sep 2007 Posts 5,866	Originally Posted by Warpe Okay, I'm gonna fire up the time machine now. Since it's a first run, I'm only gonna try to go back 15 minutes. No way. Too much risk of future you running into past you and altering history.

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11-13-2010 02:30 PM #16
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,529 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	Aeolipile – World’s first Steam Engine « GEAR RATIO The wheels are the easy part. Link them together and figure out how to steer the damn thing. Now the problem is not pumping out YouTube - The Hellion/Electric Eye - Judas Priest at high volumes, figure that out and rule the world.
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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11-13-2010 02:31 PM #17
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,529 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	Two warpes = universe implosion. Do not do it!
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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11-13-2010 03:09 PM #18
Ash256 View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Mar 2006 Posts 2,876 Location UK	Sup FTR, it worked

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11-13-2010 03:10 PM #19
BennyLaRue View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Sep 2007 Posts 5,866	When I was 10, I reasoned that two Warpes could exist in the universe together since even a Warpe one minute older than another Warpe would be different at a cellular level because many thousands of cells would be dead and or manipulated in older Warpe so they wouldn't be exactly the same being but he would change history so it would still be bad to have two Warpes present at the same time period, ldo. When I was 10 I also thought that if I were able to stop time, I would use my power to touch older ladies' boobies.

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11-13-2010 03:19 PM #20
KoRnholio View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jul 2005 Posts 2,938 Location Canada	I'd have to carve rocks to make a deck of cards, teach them poker and then win all their fruits and nuts.
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11-13-2010 03:49 PM #21
Ash256 View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Mar 2006 Posts 2,876 Location UK	Originally Posted by Warpe Okay, I'm gonna fire up the time machine now. Since it's a first run, I'm only gonna try to go back 15 minutes. I'm going back 40 minutes just to one-up you

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11-13-2010 03:51 PM #22
jyms View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Bankroll Lag Join Date Sep 2005 Posts 10,877	Pretty sure I would start with weapons and a fishing rod. If you can't build a fire and eat, you really can't live in any time.

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11-13-2010 03:53 PM #23
bikes View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries watch the throne Join Date Nov 2007 Posts 7,423 Location house	In the land of spears the man with the automatic rifle is king.
	?wut
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11-13-2010 07:19 PM #24
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,529 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	Originally Posted by Bbickes In the land of spears the man with the automatic rifle is king. Depends on how many men have how many spears.
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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11-14-2010 03:52 PM #25
boost View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Mar 2005 Posts 11,278	Originally Posted by Bbickes In the land of spears the man with the automatic rifle is king.

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11-15-2010 12:21 PM #26
givememyleg View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Visit Homepage Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 15,569 Location {®¿®}	pfft you guys are lame. I'm gonna go back a year into the past before the thread was even made and make it myself.

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11-15-2010 12:29 PM #27
givememyleg View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Visit Homepage Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 15,569 Location {®¿®}	this might take a while

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11-15-2010 12:36 PM #28
Monty3038 View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jan 2008 Posts 1,475	I'm going to backwards to just before I busted out of the qualifier... look for me in the 2010 WSOP final table.

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11-15-2010 02:18 PM #29
kiwiMark View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jul 2009 Posts 3,455 Location Nu Zuland bru	of all the many many things I'm unprepared for, this one concerns me very little

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11-17-2010 03:49 AM #30
mbiz View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jun 2009 Posts 449 Location Orstraya	Originally Posted by KoRnholio I'd have to carve rocks to make a deck of cards, teach them poker and then win all their fruits and nuts. lol

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11-17-2010 02:19 PM #31
bikes View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries watch the throne Join Date Nov 2007 Posts 7,423 Location house	Originally Posted by supahaole Depends on how many men have how many spears. YouTube - Family Guy Moses and Jesus Fight The Romans according to this video it matters not how many men.
	?wut
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11-17-2010 03:44 PM #32
kiwiMark View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jul 2009 Posts 3,455 Location Nu Zuland bru	Originally Posted by Bbickes TheLastSamurai.mov according to this video it matters not how many men. FYP

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11-17-2010 07:20 PM #33
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,529 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	Originally Posted by Bbickes YouTube - Family Guy Moses and Jesus Fight The Romans according to this video it matters not how many men. Yeah, but It was Jesus and Moses.
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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11-20-2010 11:51 PM #34
DropTheBanana View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jun 2010 Posts 763 Location Humping the American Dream	I chuckled audibly at Warpe's posts

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11-21-2010 02:46 PM #35
oskar View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Apr 2008 Posts 7,019 Location in ur accounts... confiscating ur funz	Originally Posted by BennyLaRue If you can't fashion a wheel what good would a sweet V8 be? Isn't the only point of having the engine so you can cruise in a sweet Camaro looking for Phoenician babes? YouTube - The V8 Beef, Bovril and Brick smoothie - Top Gear - BBC EZ game I would also like to ask everyone to please stop stupidly and incosiderately putting the continued existence of this universe at risk through unnecessary time travel in this thread. The grandfather paradox is not a joke! Millions of galaxies implode every year.
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11-21-2010 02:50 PM #36
XTR1000 View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date May 2006 Posts 3,548 Location surfing in a room
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