Chelle bored in hospital [nsfw]

[Chelle]

Listen angelfaces, I need entertainment, I'm leaving it up to you lovely people of FTR to ship said entertainment.

Get to the fucking shipping, I'm in here for at least another 4 days.

The NSFW tag is obv a needed thing when it comes to my entertainment.

GET TO WORK, COMMUNE!!!!

[bikes]

THIS SHIRT IS TOO HOT

[OngBonga]

Beardyman - Live at the Underbelly
Real Masters of Trick Shots 1
Real Masters of Trick Shots 2
Real Masters of Trick Shots 3

I'll make more of an effort after the storm..

[wufwugy]

[Hawk]

MIKE! That's the funniest shit I've seen for a while.

[Chelle]

Model with red shoes should be wearing black shoes instead, obv. God, I'm so pickkkkky.

Also - many luls @ that gif.

Keep entertainment coming.

I'm also currently reading Anne Rice's rendition of Sleeping Beauty, and I'm on the 2nd book. GG.

[rong]

Model with red shoes should be wearing black shoes instead, obv. God, I'm so pickkkkky.

She was wearing shoes?

[wufwugy]

Model with red shoes should be wearing black shoes instead, obv. God, I'm so pickkkkky.

Naw you're right. It's not picky, it's something aesthetically sensible people notice. Furthermore, something like green shoes and panties would work better since they wouldn't clash with the hair the way the black and that shade of red do. Green or blue or a darker shade of red; something that contrasts with the eyes, hair, and skin better than the bleh she's currently wearing

[Chelle]

wuf.
you.
me.
internet window shopping, now.

[wufwugy]

let's see.....

i'd buy this




and this

































oh and these

[Chelle]

wrong kind of shopping wuf

[Chelle]

in other news
I think I'm going to be red queen for halloween
I'm down to the following costumes


orrr




I -REALLY- want to be Jessica Rabbit, but my hair won't be long enough by then.

sadface.

[wufwugy]

go as lazytown dressed as jessica rabbit

[Chelle]

....wait what?
lazytown dressed as jessica rabbit?
i'm confused, explain please.

[supa]

Naw you're right. It's not picky, it's something aesthetically sensible people notice. Furthermore, something like green shoes and panties would work better since they wouldn't clash with the hair the way the black and that shade of red do. Green or blue or a darker shade of red; something that contrasts with the eyes, hair, and skin better than the bleh she's currently wearing

I guess I can't call myself aesthetically (hard to spell when drunk) sensible because I am so over the top when it comes to aesthetics, more to the point of OCD. That being said, I also did not notice she was wearing shoes.

On the same subject but different. Went down to the beach today to hang out, drink beers and listen to my friends reggae band play on the pier. There was this amazingly beautiful girl dancing in the sun who obv smoked a spliff or two and was deep into enjoying the music. Wanted to take a few pics to post here but couldn't find enough time away from the wiff to get some in. Ce la vie.

[Chelle]

...My underwear always has to match, has to be in the same color family, same shade, or same pattern. Or I get weird, and feel gross.

Girls that take pics of themselves in non-matching undies and post that shit, I want to beat them senseless, it confuses the shit out of me as to why the fuck they would do that.

Stupid cunts.

Also - fuck you supa, I want to go to the fucking beach.

[OngBonga]

Why isn't chelle's post count going up?

[supa]

You are welcome to fuck me whenever you like Chelle.

[KoRnholio]

News Anchor FAIL Compilation 2012 || PC - YouTube

[Chelle]

Why isn't chelle's post count going up?

I don't think commune posts count towards anything.

[Chelle]

You are welcome to fuck me whenever you like Chelle.

.... wat

[supa]

Also - fuck you supa

.

[bikes]

You are welcome to fuck me whenever you like Chelle.

O LAWD JESUS.

AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT.

[Chelle]

ROFL. Should I just send like a statue/doll of myself to everyone?

[supa]

ROFL. Should I just send like a statue/doll of myself to everyone?

O LAWD JESUS.

AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT.

.

[Chelle]

Here, just put some black lingere on her.

[OngBonga]

Good enough for me.

fap fap fap fap

[OngBonga]

Oh, commune posts count now, that's why the confuse.

[Chelle]

What the fuck? They do?

:\
Maybe it's because I'm an evil ginger
Or because I'm a female
Or because there are no wimmenz on the internets.

[OngBonga]

in other news
I think I'm going to be red queen for halloween
I'm down to the following costumes


orrr




I -REALLY- want to be Jessica Rabbit, but my hair won't be long enough by then.

sadface.

The top one because the model is hotter.

[OngBonga]

Although if I can actually be constructive, I think the top costume makes the model look like she has hairy armpits from certain angles. She looks French.

[OngBonga]

Jackass - nuts montage

This will kill another 2 minutes 13 seconds.

[wufwugy]

[Chelle]

What the fuck is wrong with the people of JAPAN LAND?!

WHY DO THEY DO SUCH FUCKED UP SHIT?!

DEAR GOD, WUF, WHY?!

[Chelle]

Also - Ong, I think I'mma get the bottom one, tbh.

[OngBonga]

Doesn't look that fucked up to me.

Wait, it does when I move my penis out of the way.

Ew. There's a snake there.

[Chelle]

....So I'm watching some americanized-asian girl talk about how to put in a tampon, and I'm trying to figure out who the fuck doesn't know how to put in a god damn tampon. Oh - and why the FUCK i'm watching this.

Best quote so far "Our vaginas aren't straight."
How to put on a tampon - YouTube

[Chelle]

...Now I'm watching a video about her saying every girl should shave. She speaks the truth. All girls should shave or wax.

I had my first Brazilian wax this summer. Much preferred over shaving.

[bikes]

its not the fucking 80s and hasnt been for over 20 years. fucking shave wax butter or laser that shit off

[Chelle]

ldo. hairy girls are gross imo.

[OngBonga]

....and I'm trying to figure out who the fuck doesn't know how to put in a god damn tampon.

Erm... me? I want to watch an American-Asian show me.

[bikes]

BRIE! BRIE!

[Chelle]

Sorry, Christina wins.

[wufwugy]

50 Priceless Images From 4Chan - Imgur

[wufwugy]

annie is better wifin material because she looks like shes less of a bitch and easier to convince that shes the one to blame

which is why britta is better than both

[Chelle]

wuf, fuck off. blondes are not cute.

[wufwugy]

i agree, i dont like blondes either. but britta's special.

i feel like she cries a lot. and thats hot

[Chelle]

...How the fuck is some chick crying hot, unless she's had so many orgasms she is in tears?

[wufwugy]

i think it has to do with control and not caring about their silly problems

[Chelle]

nah, wuf, you're more fucked in the head than i am, broski.

now ship some hot gifs.

[wufwugy]

k fine

[Chelle]

I think I'm weird about nipples, too.

[Chelle]

I have such a diverse taste in music, though..

Jennifer Hudson - No One Gonna Love You - YouTube

<33

[Chelle]

So uh, hey look, it's me.

SHeDAISY - Lucky For You - Official Video - YouTube

[Chelle]

siiiiighhh

SHeDAISY - This Woman Needs - Official Video - YouTube

[bikes]

[wufwugy]

this ama is simply fascinating

IAMA Former Soviet Red Army Sergeant, stationed in a Siberian prison camp during the cold war from '71-'73. AMA : IAmA

[Chelle]

Emmylou Harris - Wayfaring Stranger - YouTube

[Chelle]

Go To Sleep You Little Baby (in sync) - YouTube

[wufwugy]

Go To Sleep You Little Baby (in sync) - YouTube

oh lord i loved them sirEEEEns

[OngBonga]

wuf, fuck off. blondes are not cute.

Some are. Though I can't deny that pretty much every blonde ever could become better looking by dyeing their hair red.

[Chelle]

Love. This. Woman.

Alison Krauss & Union Station - If I Didn&#39;t Know Any Better - YouTube

[WillburForce]

Beardyman is so fucking cool.

[Chelle]

Feeling craptastical.
creep (radiohead)- jayme dee cover - YouTube

[OngBonga]

Wow, chelle made a shit post. You must be unwell.

[Chelle]

What?
You don't like the song creep?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

[jackvance]

Creep is a great song!

[wufwugy]

this one is better TLC - Creep - YouTube

[bikes]

did you seriously just say tlc is better than radiohead? i should ban you.

[PlayToWin]

Also - Ong, I think I'mma get the bottom one, tbh.

My pick as well. Hotness.

[wufwugy]

did you seriously just say tlc is better than radiohead? i should ban you.

yea but hot black girls

[Chelle]

Inside The Actors Studio - Johnny Depp - YouTube

[Jack Sawyer]

Get better Chelle. eHugs for you.

[Chelle]

So, uh, a friend of mine, knows a recent ex-photographer of Vogue, looking for new models. This friend suggested I contacted her, and so I did. Photographer likes what she sees. Now I'm trying to do my internet creepy-stalker thing, to make sure everything is legit, so far, it seems so, but there has to be a catch, rite?

okay so, she has legit photographs taken, there's pay involved, transportation involved, like, wtf just fell in my fucking lap?


also - ty jack for the ehug

[OngBonga]

Creep is a great song. Covers of Creep make me want to bite the singer's throat off.