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    Default Do tramps (hobos) ever bash one off (masturbate)?

    Is it not illegal to do it in public? Seems like a bit of a predicament to me...
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    wait what
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    speak slowly and directly into the mic please


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    know your role
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    not at all. unless you get caught obviously. even then most cops will let it slide.
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    i have no idea what your tryna say...damn brits.
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    I think it is masturbation
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    I guess masturbation equals sensation then?


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    I hear its 5 to 10 for your assault on the English language.
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    is a tramp a slut or a homeless person?
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    Hello, I'm the English to American translator.

    Do tramps ever bash one off? = Do hobos masturbate?
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    LOL. I'm sure they do. Anyone ever heard the Dave Chappelle stand up about this? Fucking gold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    Hello, I'm the English to American translator.

    Do tramps ever bash one off? = Do hobos masturbate?
    haha
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    wait i thought a tramp was a slut
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    wait i thought a tramp was a slut
    apparently not to the english. and by english i mean the stupid kind
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    wait i thought a tramp was a slut
    apparently not to the english. and by english i mean the stupid kind
    stupid english peeple
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    The answer is yes, all the time.
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    I was taking the piss with my flatmate about this while we were watching the football match.

    My british is a little rusty so i only understood half of it.
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    Thanks/cheers mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by biondino
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    Hmm in Ireland tramps=sluts, strange england has a different understanding

    We dont say hobos like ever. we call em homeless as far as i know.
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    Austin: Listen, dad, if you are are going to say naughty things in front of these American girls then at least speak English-English.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da GOAT
    Hmm in Ireland tramps=sluts, strange england has a different understanding

    We dont say hobos like ever. we call em IRISH as far as i know.
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    mmmm spaghetti... maybe Ill make spaghetti and meatballs tonight, yum..
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    Tramp and the tramp?
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    yeah. today i saw one going at it in his pocket. really obvious

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