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  1. 03-06-2011 09:45 PM #1
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    Default i'm high as fuck

    I know the answers to everything. Care to ask?
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    An all powerful being can or cannot create object so hot/massive/cold/whatever that the being itself could not handle it.
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    what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

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    You're walking left, then right, then you make another left, WALL
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    if its zero degrees out today and its supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be tomorrow?
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    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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  7. 03-06-2011 10:33 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by CBAT View Post
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    You suck at this game.
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  8. 03-06-2011 10:46 PM #8
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    Do the drugs make you smarter or do they make you dumb enough to think that you're smarter?
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  9. 03-06-2011 11:00 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    An all powerful being can or cannot create object so hot/massive/cold/whatever that the being itself could not handle it.
    Can.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
    My penis.
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  11. 03-06-2011 11:02 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    You're walking left, then right, then you make another left, WALL
    Text mazes are fun. Back up and go right.
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  12. 03-06-2011 11:03 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by fulksy View Post
    if its zero degrees out today and its supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be tomorrow?
    I'm mind fucked, hang on a sec.
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  13. 03-06-2011 11:04 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by CBAT View Post
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    A wood chuck would chuck all the wood if a would chuck could chuck wood. (ldfo)
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    Quote Originally Posted by manfredi View Post
    Do the drugs make you smarter or do they make you dumb enough to think that you're smarter?
    They do not effect my intelligence, they just allow me to see situations differently.
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  15. 03-06-2011 11:10 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by fulksy View Post
    if its zero degrees out today and its supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be tomorrow?
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    I'm mind fucked, hang on a sec.
    Pretty sure there is no answer to this question. It's like one of those multiple choice questions from middle school.

    D) Not enough information.
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  18. 03-06-2011 11:35 PM #18
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    at first I thought that we need to know which scale we are talking about, F or C, but the more I think about it I'm not sure that helps. Because 2xC != 2xF where F is the Fahrenheit conversion of C.

    Example: 30°C = 86°F, but 60°C != 172°F

    So after cheating and googling.. what we have to do is convert to the Kelvin scale, then divide by two to reach the number half way between absolute zero and 0°C. Then this number can be converted back to C or F. But this is only the answer, and is only subjectively so due to the ambiguity of the question, if we assume the question was suggesting either 0°F or 0°C(or any other scale that is not Kelvin, but is convertible to it). Otherwise the answer is "no colder" as it would be impossible to be colder than 0°K.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    I know the answers to everything.
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    Pretty sure there is no answer to this question
    how can you know the answer to everything, if you don't know the answer to something that has no answer?

    huh, huh...
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    hypothetically, if you dig a hole through the center of the earth, would you end up suspended halfway because of gravity?
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  21. 03-06-2011 11:46 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo View Post
    How tight is tight?
    Your mother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    at first I thought that we need to know which scale we are talking about, F or C, but the more I think about it I'm not sure that helps. Because 2xC != 2xF where F is the Fahrenheit conversion of C.

    Example: 30°C = 86°F, but 60°C != 172°F

    So after cheating and googling.. what we have to do is convert to the Kelvin scale, then divide by two to reach the number half way between absolute zero and 0°C. Then this number can be converted back to C or F. But this is only the answer, and is only subjectively so due to the ambiguity of the question, if we assume the question was suggesting either 0°F or 0°C(or any other scale that is not Kelvin, but is convertible to it). Otherwise the answer is "no colder" as it would be impossible to be colder than 0°K.
    I don't see what this has to do with jeans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fulksy View Post
    how can you know the answer to everything, if you don't know the answer to something that has no answer?

    huh, huh...
    Some answers have no answer and that is the answer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fulksy View Post
    hypothetically, if you dig a hole through the center of the earth, would you end up suspended halfway because of gravity?
    No because you would melt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mbiz View Post
    Will i end up dating rihanna?
    Fortunately, no.
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    And this ends gmml is high as fuck for the evening. Good night, bitches!
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    You suck at this game.
    I'm just going to preemptively quote this for myself
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    meh, while you were late with your submission, I enjoyed its content.
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  32. 03-07-2011 07:21 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
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    ha, this question never gets old.

    i thought this thread was an interesting read this morning, although i was much more found of it last night. needed something to do after being knocked out of the home game in 20 minutes.

    to be continued.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
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    yes, sometimes.
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    yes, sometimes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manfredi View Post
    What are your least favorite drugs to take?
    Probably caffeine, it makes me super wired and even if I need it to stay up my mind races so much I can't concentrate on what I'm doing. Plus coffee makes me shit for hours.

    As for "the other kind" of drugs, it all really depends. I've had amazing times on shrooms and acid and also completely terrifying times. It's all about mindset and setting, plus I'm very introverted so when I'm tripping hard I tend to stay inside my own head and if I'm with some people I don't know or a place I haven't been it makes me feel like I should be saying/doing something, etc. It can become a constant loop of insanity.

    Also don't really like painkillers because they make me just want to lay down and smile. I get nothing done.
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    describe your worst experience on a hallucinogenic drug (<--while pretending i phrased that as a question)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk View Post
    If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?

    Where do you come from that these two things are necessarily mutually exclusive.
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