I used to be in the advertising business and a company asked me to come up with a name for their high-speed internet service. Started searching for short and sweet available dot com domain names while thinking about speed a la Star Trek and, voila, up popped "Warpe". The client didn't buy the name but I liked it so much I bought the domain and started using it as an online handle. I eventually let the domain lapse and it's now used by a tech company called Warp Enterprise (Trekkies are everywhere - but then they're tech geeks). It's probably not the greatest poker handle going but whatever...mebbe Winnipeg Slim?
Actually, Winnipeg is in the Red River Valley (yes, that Red River Valley) and my real name is Roy, so p'haps Red River Roy. Wadda ya think?