Tribal Wars!!! (World 1)

[bigred]

So I got totally sniped by a neighbor who had a NAP with our tribe in world 1. Guy totally fucked me up. Sneaky fucker. If anyone has some extra troops and wants to help me out, attack hupefupe. Backstabbing fucker isn't supposed to attack me.

[Lukie]

you guys shoulda just been badass mofos like me. NOBODY HAS EVEN TRIED TO TOUCH ME YET BECAUSE I'M SO POWERFUL.

MWAHHAHAHA

[Jay67s]

OK, I didn't read this entire thread so sorry if this is a repeat or has been answered.

Under smithy, Did you skip any of the research areas???

If so why.

[Miffed22001]

ok so im a newb in this world too

[mcatdog]

I just pwned a guy. I scouted him and saw that he had 5000/5000/5000 sitting in his village, and only 50 swordsmen defending it (which suck at defending against cavalry). So I sent all my cavalry at him. 15 of them died but I didn't mind because I kept coming back for more until I had all 15000 of his resources.

[Miffed22001]

well at least i joined a tribe that isnt at war with your guys' tribe

[jdubs]

hey did I get booted out of the FTR tribe???

edit..oops wrong thread.

[Irisheyes]

Quote Posicat

areta33 is going to take over my village. He killed all my troops, and has the resources to take on all of us.

Send as many catapults as you can to attack my village, take down the resources, and the warehouse, leave him with nothing when he takes me over.

/end


Does this mean our tribe is at war or something? Whats going on?

[Galapogos]

I can't even find that areta33 guy in the rankings anywhere.

[Irisheyes]

check the tribes ranking?

[EricE]

What is your thinking on how many Ram and Cats I need to take on a ~1000 point village? I am 1200 now and he is 700. By the time I get loaded up with Heavy Cav he will be around 1000.
I have 10 rams and 15 cats. Enough?
What is your thinking on what I should train my Cats on such that he will be hard pressed to make a quick comeback?
Train Cats on the Stable?, Barraks?, farm? What happens if I knock his farm back to the stone age. Do his villagers die? Hehe. Doubtful, likely he just can’t build any thing till he gets his farm up enough.

Offensive ideas?

I don’t plan on scouting him till just before I attack. The element of surprise is a formidable advantage.
What size army do you think I’ll need. I have ~100 tech 3 axe men now and I’ll have tech 3 Light and heavy cav. How much would you stockpile of each for this attack?

[EricE]

Holy cow.

[BobbySalami]

If your using Cats, use them on his farm #1...he cant build reinforcments, and he cant upgrade any buildings til it gets upgraded.......that will hinder him useless long enough for you to do some serious damage.

[bigred]

If your using Cats, use them on his farm #1...he cant build reinforcments, and he cant upgrade any buildings til it gets upgraded.......that will hinder him useless long enough for you to do some serious damage.

That's a great idea

[dwags222]

i think i may be in the most amazing farming area ever, its so good i'm pretty much keeping up w/ my level 2 world where i can't farm at all.

[Lukie]

Boom? This is about to my Lukie's village #3. That's not even my entire army, by the way. /macho

[jackvance]

Cool. But why did you destroy his farm if you're gonna take it over soon anyway?

[a500lbgorilla]

I cant effing wait til i have an army that hot. This game is boring right now for me in world 2. I attacked everyone and everyone is active and pissed at me.

[Lukie]

Cool. But why did you destroy his farm if you're gonna take it over soon anyway?

I don't want him rebuilding any troops.

[jackvance]

K. Btw it's so cool to see how you got 2 villages. I wanna get nobles badly in world 2 now, lol. But I checked in world 1, and the #1 guy has like 12 villages. His general area is an enormous wasteland with most of the villages on the continent abandoned.. lol.. it's like a postapocalyptic wasteland.

[EricE]

OMG, this is too funny.

Here is a mail I got in World1.

hi, please can you stop farming me? its just youve been at it constantly almost 3 days now. I no this is a war game survival of the fitest, blah blah blah, but youve been at me senseless. ive got a shit enough village as it is, so why dont you just FUCK OFF AND GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE! YOU UTTER FUCK TARD! IF YOU SPEND UR TIME FARMING FUCKING 285 POINT VILLAGES THEN YOU';RE ONE SAD MOTHER FUCKER!!! SO TAKE YOUR ATTACKS, YOUR SCOUTS, YOUR FARMING, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY YOUR VILLAGE, AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!!!

btw, i dnt normally swear off like this but im fucked off at the moment and ur just here as a good stress relief, im now gonan let off some steam about other crap not related to tribal wars, dnt readi f you dnt wanna, FUCK.

WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING MORONIC!?! THEY ALWAYS ASSUME THAT THERE PROBLEMS ARE THEM OST IMPORTANT THING EVER AND THAT THEY DESERVE OUR TIME AND ATTENTION!! THOSE PROBLEMS WILL MEAN FUCK ALL IN 6 MONTHS SO WHY GO AND TALK ABOUT SUICIDE YOU OVER REACTING BASTARDS!! FOR FUCK SAKE STOP OVER REACTING, YOU HAVE A FEW LIL PROBZ AND YOU BLOW THEM OUT OF PROPORTION FAR AND WIDE, WELL YOU CAN TAKE YOUR PROBLEMS AND SHOVE EM UP YOUR ARSE HOLE!!

GROW THE FUCK UP YOU DAMMED RETARDED BASTARDS!!!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

I wonder if he sees the irony of his mail?

[bigred]

World 1 is so July. Get with the times man.

[kingnat]

HEEELLLPPP!!!

Some queer (GESCHLOSSEN (657|571) K56) in World 1 just kicked my ass and is sending in another volly of troops I spent all my resources, but I'm worried that he's going to keep sending throngs of guys and decimate my buildings... SEND HELP!!!

[kingnat]

APPARENTLY, Destiny is NOT where it's at, I just got this email from the aforementioned A-Hole:

Our tribe is at war with yours. There will be no talk. I will reduce your buildings to Level 0 and turn your village into a farm. You may wish to start over somewhere else, though I don't recommend that you tag yourself DESTNY any longer. There are three other TW villages waiting their turn at you. You will find that your tribemates are under massive attack throughout the world. Many have left the tribe. Good luck in your endeavors.

[BobbySalami]

Yah, I left Destiny, fuck world 1

[dwags222]

this sucks so bad...

[BobbySalami]

Well, im off to the outer rim, my villiage got man-handled.....

It was fun seeing 87 attacks coming at me though.

[Irisheyes]

Yep I am in the process of getting decimated in world 1 aswell.

[bigred]

I quit paying attention to world 1 days ago.

[EricE]

Wiped out here too. Well, all my forces are. As far as buildings, only my wall is gone...as of yet.

[bode]

yeah, i got attacked 20+ times last night, and continually get attacked about every hour. my buildings are all down to like level 5 and below.

BWNED!!!!

[BobbySalami]

Im trying my hardest to get my HQ back up to lvl 15 so I can demolish my Warehouse so that I am an uneffective farm when I leave....dont know if ill be able to do it or not....I suggest others try the same thing.

[Lukie]

goddamn TW..........

They were smart enough to not attack me, because anyone who did would have been obliterated (before I, myself got overrun).

I quit Destiny just now. We don't have a chance.

Sorry guys.

[ItDepends]

pwned

[Lukie]

I also left destiny because I don't want to get tied up with that tribe since they are also very strong in world 2.

[johnnyBuz]

lukie, i signed up for world 2 and am in k65. does that basically mean i'm on my own and if i wanted to be part of FTR i had to sign up a few weeks ago? i dont think theres any other FTR in my "continent."

[Lukie]

Nah, we can still get you in. Even if there is noone from FTR around you since you started late, nobody is going to F with someone in the #1 tribe.

Jackvance will send you an invite...

[Black Panther]

ok so when farming i guess u have to remove ur roadblock to attack right?

[BobbySalami]

Yes, if you are protecting your farms you must remove support before farming, or if your really coordinated, send your attack force and withdraw support troops minutes before attackers arrive.

wash, rinse, repeat

I generally dont support my farms, as there are too many that it is irrelevant if you get a few hauls that are not full.

BTW, I like how you WTFOMGBWNED yourself

[a500lbgorilla]

Can you withdraw the troops, let the attack hit, then cancel the withdraw so the just march right back home?

[bigred]

Can you withdraw the troops, let the attack hit, then cancel the withdraw so the just march right back home?

Yes, but if they have catapults, you might want to stop them.

[mcatdog]

My village is in the process of getting taken over by a nobleman right now.