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    Default Awesome thing today!

    I found the best thing to my friend's birthday… It's really hard to find cool and still unique.
    So today I saw this thing from ZTARLET on facebook where you can name a real star in heaven and have the certificate and a teddy bear sent to you and pay it by a single SMS. So awesome
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    these thing were unable about a decade ago :P. now with this technology updating every day, you may eat hamburger by printing it ;P.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tonilegend
    these thing were unable about a decade ago :P. now with this technology updating every day, you may eat hamburger by printing it ;P.
    This is one of the best posts I've ever seen. So random. So crazy. Language fail. Has a meat reference. What's not to like?
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    Too funny to lock so I moved it from my forum to where it would get the respect it needs.
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    I can hear the two halves of my brain churning through these first two posts. All I'm getting is the left side saying "what the fuck" and my right half is just scratching my ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
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    who the fuck would pay to name a star? I can print my own fake sheet saying I named a star, and spent 50 bucks doing it.
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    I think this is a very good jesture, and a great present, but if you think about it i wonder how many people own that same star, lol, you might have 20 people looking up at the same star at night saying that one is mine
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    If your star blows up and fucks up da Earf in some way, are you held responsible?

    I say you should be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms
    Too funny to lock so I moved it from my forum to where it would get the respect it needs.
    Ty sir.
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    I would name mine "Brian"
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    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    I would name mine "Brian"
    Dammit! I was going to name mine "Brain". People will get those so easily confused. Screw this.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Because there seems to be such a demand for this.

    I will provide stars that you can name for the discounted price of $29.

    Why pay 50 when 29 will get you a star. But you have to print the certifiacate I send you. So that saves you $21.

    BTW. Brain and Brian are already taken. The were registered 2 years ago by a mayalsian squirrel farmer.

    But many other names are still available.

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    Is Mrhappy taken, if so I will name one Mrhappy333
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    I'll buy 10. Please name 9 of them "The North Star" and the 10th one "Miranda Is A DIRTY Whore Who Sucks Souls and Stranger's Cocks".
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    a star in heaven??! woah that's huge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    a star in heaven??! woah that's huge.
    Not really, pretty sure Paul Newman made it in. And there's got to be a few others. They don't all die sinners do they?


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    a star in heaven??! woah that's huge.
    Not really, pretty sure Paul Newman made it in. And there's got to be a few others. They don't all die sinners do they?
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    Rough time with the gf benny?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish
    Rough time with the gf benny?
    I don't even know any Mirandas. It just sounds like a nice name for a star.
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    You'll never guess what my gf's name is
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    Is she a dirty whore? Maybe I'm a prognosticator. Maybe my star has resale value.

    Actually, I now regret that post. I wish I would have gone with "Why do you think I bought a nail gun?"
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    IMO the only name for a star is superman.

    Look, up in the sky! is it a bird? is it a plane?
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