lmfao i don't remember this thread at all

i'm still a little drunk

apparently i played 248 hands of nlhe 1/2 last night too and owned

btw update on stripper who gave me her phone number: She is probably a lying whore. I text her twice last night and never got a reply. I totally got stripper owned. I pretended to care about her and she pretended to care about me caring about her. Which lead me to believe that she liked me, which caused me to like her and get my hopes up. Fucking whores... I do however, remember getting that stripper to dance for me for 10 seconds, asking her why she is doing this, then ten seconds later she is crying and giving me her number. I then payed her $100.

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU