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Would you rather:
1. Live in a very small world, the size of a large village or small town where annoying aggressive courgette creatures roamed the streets and attacked every human they encountered 24 hours a day. These monsters weren't actually strong enough or deadly enough to pose too much threat to adults but a gang of them could kill a child if it was left unattended. The main nuiscance was how annoying these things were because they attacked all the fucking time with sharp claws that gave you paper cuts. These creatures grew from the gorund constantly and there was no way in hell you could ever stop the growth. It was common practice in this world to carry a scythe around and the governemnt provided everyone with free scythes in order that they could readily cut down these vegtable beasts. Once a month or so a King Courgette would appear and these fuckers were bigger, stronger and unlike their little brother's, could kill a weak human or someone not trained in the ways of courgette battling. These were rare though and deaths from them sledom reached more than 4 or 5 a year.
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2. Live in a similarly sized world where there were constantly giant aggressive moles burrowing up from the ground into your crotch. They were just as aggro as the courgettes, but more dangerous as they had jagged horns like a rhino and sharp teeth. The government provided free spiked boots so that people could stromp and kill these things whenever they attacked. There were no king moles or anything like that and there was again no way to eliminate the constant spawing of moles. Deaths from moles were extrememly rare, though damage to genitals was not. Fortunately, as a result of millions of years of this way of life, the world had evolved so that everyone was insanely good at reconstrcutvie surgery, so you could repair yourself if damaged. You could also buy spare cocks at the supermarket as well as awesome new flashing blades to put on your spiked boots.
Which do you choose and why?
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