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    Haven't played today. Didn't get the key for the laundry room again when I needed it a week ago. I was down to the absolute bottom of the pile. So I put on a moth eaten t-shirt of some skank ex-gf and and a pair of shorts that has more stitches in the crotch than Johnny Knoxville and went to buy a washing machine. Dragged it in in the pouring rain, started it up and joined some friends playing Battlefield. An hour later there's a terrible noise like some angry crackhead is trying to fix the misaligned v-belt on his pickup with a jackhammer right outside my window. Took me about five minutes to figure out that the machine was in the process of disintegrating my bathroom. I yanked out the power cord. I'll try to fix it tomorrow. I think I overloaded it and it wasn't quite level.
    If you ever find yourself in idk some urban guerilla warfare situation and you need to bring down some civilian residential building, that's the way to go. Overload the washing machines.


    Poker wise I need to really pick it up. I might have to get a job if I don't, god forbid. There's a motivation if there ever was one. That plus HD projector and paraglider GOGOGO!

    YouTube - 213 - Gotta Find A Way

    ^^ thx 2 spoon for this
    Last edited by oskar; 05-27-2010 at 08:44 PM.
    The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.

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