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    Default Naked / almost naked girlfriends -NSFDM

    Very easy, just post all yer pictars here, kthx.
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    LOL
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    seeing as my gf has just dumped me its very tempting!

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    why did i know timwould be the first.
    meh
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    mines in my avater...thats why, its nice and easy to just point an arrow
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    Tim, can you un-distort the photo? It's tough to ogle your girlfriend when her photo's all misshapen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Vecchioni
    mines in my avater...thats why, its nice and easy to just point an arrow
    I HTAEZ YOUZES TIM!.........lucky prick
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    Once my web hosting comes back maybe I'll post a picture for you guys.
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    We are heading in the right direction here folks
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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    this thread is discrimination! where am i supposed to post pictures of my naked boyfriend???

    (lol not enough females posting in this forum ...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    this thread is discrimination! where am i supposed to post pictures of my naked boyfriend???

    (lol not enough females posting in this forum ...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sykedupp
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    this thread is discrimination! where am i supposed to post pictures of my naked boyfriend???

    (lol not enough females posting in this forum ...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    this thread is discrimination! where am i supposed to post pictures of my naked boyfriend???

    (lol not enough females posting in this forum ...)
    ...Thats because most of these guys would blow their load if they knew they'd get beat by a girl. That, and the majority hardly ever talk to girls. Look for 'Rilla for instance....


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    Quote Originally Posted by elipsesjeff
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    this thread is discrimination! where am i supposed to post pictures of my naked boyfriend???

    (lol not enough females posting in this forum ...)
    ...Thats because most of these guys would blow their load if they knew they'd get beatoff by a girl. That, and the majority hardly ever talk to girls becuase we never go in the kitchen or their mouths always seem to be "obstructed" or full. Look for 'Rilla for instance....
    FYP BOI!

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by elipsesjeff
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    this thread is discrimination! where am i supposed to post pictures of my naked boyfriend???

    (lol not enough females posting in this forum ...)
    ...Thats because most of these guys would blow their load if they knew they'd get beatoff by a girl. That, and the majority hardly ever talk to girls becuase we never go in the kitchen or their mouths always seem to be "obstructed" or full. Look for 'Rilla for instance....
    FYP BOI!

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by elipsesjeff
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    this thread is discrimination! where am i supposed to post pictures of my naked boyfriend???

    (lol not enough females posting in this forum ...)
    ...Thats because most of these guys would blow their load if they knew they'd get beatoff by a girl. That, and the majority hardly ever talk to girls becuase we never go in the kitchen or their mouths always seem to be "obstructed" or full. Look for 'Rilla for instance....
    FYP BOI!

    -'rilla
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    Storm75m you look like this guy in my hockey league who we all think looks like Todd Bertuzzi. Not saying you look like Todd Bertuzzi, but you do look like that guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Legendash
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by elipsesjeff
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    this thread is discrimination! where am i supposed to post pictures of my naked boyfriend???

    (lol not enough females posting in this forum ...)
    ...Thats because most of these guys would blow their load if they knew they'd get beatoff by a girl. That, and the majority hardly ever talk to girls becuase we never go in the kitchen or their mouths always seem to be "obstructed" or full. Look for 'Rilla for instance....
    FYP BOI!

    -'rilla
    I wonder why there are so few girls on FTR...
    No idea gorilla. Someone please enlighten us.
    <boost> women are so utterly inferior to men..
    what makes them think they can successfully play poker?
    you have to think to play poker..
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    -trace- your girl is hot....but Xianti's is hotter
    seriously shes awsome
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    What do those weird letter combinations like NSFDM and FYP and BOI mean. Thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy
    -trace- your girl is hot....but Xianti's is hotter
    seriously shes awsome
    That's really interesting pronoun usage, esp if you put the 'y' on trace's name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy
    -trace- your girl is hot....but Xianti's is hotter
    seriously shes awsome
    Lol, that is a photo OF TRACEY you are looking at in HER avatar.
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    okay trace your hot
    is that better
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy
    okay trace your hot
    is that better
    No.......... but you're almost there
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy
    Quote Originally Posted by Andy
    okay trace your hot
    is that better
    No.......... but you're almost there
    trace is not hot
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spook
    Quote Originally Posted by Andy
    -trace- your girl is hot....but Xianti's is hotter
    seriously shes awsome
    Lol, that is a photo OF TRACEY you are looking at in HER avatar.
    Godamnit Spook! Must you tell everyone!? Now I gotta' hide!
    <boost> women are so utterly inferior to men..
    what makes them think they can successfully play poker?
    you have to think to play poker..
    kthxgg
    <trACE> hmm
    my pokerdb stats vs. yours
    HAH!
    kthxggtyfp
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrunchyNuts
    That's really interesting pronoun usage, esp if you put the 'y' on trace's name.
    They say I'm clever...
    <boost> women are so utterly inferior to men..
    what makes them think they can successfully play poker?
    you have to think to play poker..
    kthxgg
    <trACE> hmm
    my pokerdb stats vs. yours
    HAH!
    kthxggtyfp
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    Most disappointing thread evar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Most disappointing thread evar.
    I think it is damn funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    Fine I'll play until Chelle notices

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    Chelle is gonna kill you when she finds out you posted that pic!
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    I wish I had one of spoon to post.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    wp
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    hahahaha yessss
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Whatever happened to Staresy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    Oh baby!!

    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Most disappointing thread evar.
    omg most infuriating bump ever, I can't believe I actually just wasted my time reading this sack of shit.
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    fuck you kiwi
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    dis is pretty sexy
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