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View Poll Results: How long do you think it will take me to get 1,000,000 in play money?

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  • Six months

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  • Not gonna happen... you're a girl!

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    Default The Girl Who Will Turn 1,000 Play Money into 1,000,000 Play Money into $1,000

    Hi, I'm Rosa and I started my online "poker career" on Monday, November 8, 2010.

    I should add that I'm not completely oblivious about poker, what it is or how to play it. I first started playing poker at the age of 18 when my boyfriend at the time would play with his group of friends a couple of times a week. At that time, I thought that poker involved: a) getting lucky with pocket pairs, b) watching for tells at the poker table and c) shoving all-in when you got desperate.

    Fast forward six years later. I'm dating a professional poker player and finding myself curious about the finer points of his game. In the beginning, I asked him lots of questions and he gave me lots of answers. I watched him play online a few times and then he brought me to a pub that holds a weekly poker tournament for points. I found myself at the final table on my first night and placed seventh out of thirty two. I went back the following week and made it to the final table again placing seventh out of thirty.

    After heeding some of his advice and deciding that I need to stop playing so tight and be a bit more aggressive (and learn the 10 BB rule!), I signed up on PokerStars.net to start teaching myself more about the online game.

    I began with 1000 play chips on November 8, 2010 and decided to start with 2/4 Limit.

    "Limit?!" the bf asked incredulously, NL his specialty.
    "I need to teach myself discipline," I responded. "I'm concerned that I might be an emotional player or get tilted very easily so I want to have limits on how much I can bet on any given hand. If I let myself play No Limit right off the bat, I might get carried away and make rash decisions to go all in or bet far too much for a particular situation. By staying in Limit, I will be forced to restrict my victories as well as my losses until I play better."

    Let's get to the stats, shall we?

    I've spent approximately 6 hours since November 8th playing 2/4 Limit. Most of these sessions were in 15 to 20 minute segments when I had time between work and hitting the gym or visiting a friend. I've played two longer sessions (approximately 2 hours each). I would estimate that I've played between 400 and 500 hands. I find I can only concentrate on one table at a time -- the few times I tried playing two or three tables I ended up losing concentration and making poor decisions. For now, I am limiting myself to one table.

    I currently sit at 1,631 play chips. After describing some of the lessons I've learned to my bf, he made me an offer:

    Get to 1,000,000 in play money and I will give you $100 for Poker Stars to start your real bankroll.

    I made him a counter offer:

    If -- no, when, I reach 1,000,000 in play money, I will put $100 into an account on Poker Stars to start my real bankroll and if you match that, I will begin with $200.

    So fellow players and experts, it's time to sit back and watch me do this!
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    welcome to FTR

    why not just deposit $200 of your own money into the site and play micro stakes? Play money is pretty much a waste of time.

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    Thanks for the welcome!

    I suppose I could deposit $200 right now and start playing at the penny level, but I really want to observe more about the game and learn different playing patterns and styles before I start using real money.

    I understand that lots of people think play money is a waste of time (and that people don't treat play money the same way they treat real money), but I'd feel more comfortable with my skills if I get used to watching the game unfold more often.

    Even simple things like stats on how often I win show-downs, how often I bet pre-flop, how many other players catch their straight or flush draws and how often pocket Kings work out for me with a given flop will aid me in developing important skills to use when real money is at stake.

    Thanks for the good wishes!
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    sounds like you need to work on your negotiation skills, you could do a lot better than:
    Quote Originally Posted by ofheartandcity View Post
    After describing some of the lessons I've learned to my bf, he made me an offer:

    Get to 1,000,000 in play money and I will give you $100 for Poker Stars to start your real bankroll.

    I made him a counter offer:

    If -- no, when, I reach 1,000,000 in play money, I will put $100 into an account on Poker Stars to start my real bankroll and if you match that, I will begin with $200.

    So fellow players and experts, it's time to sit back and watch me do this!
    also

    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    why not just deposit $200 of your own money into the site and play micro stakes? Play money is pretty much a waste of time.
    GL
    what that girl said ^

    hell, just point out to your boyfriend how much money you save him in hookers and blow on a weekly basis and get him to front some cash into your poker account. Play 2nl and you'll learn everything you can with play money, except you'll learn a lot more and you'll make money at the same time. With $200 and starting at 2nl you have 100buyins - if you go busto there you were never gonna make it in poker anyway.

    also, read the threads in the beginners circle digest and start posting.
    also do some math, it has taken you 6hrs to increase your chips by 50%, how long do you think it will take to increase them by 1000000%?
    also, does your boyfriend have aubergine hair?

    by the way
    Quote Originally Posted by ofheartandcity View Post
    At that time, I thought that poker involved: a) getting lucky with pocket pairs, b) watching for tells at the poker table and c) shoving all-in when you got desperate.
    pretty sure this is all there is to it, nothing i have seen suggests otherwise. Flop sets get paid dude
    Last edited by daven; 11-15-2010 at 01:46 AM.
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    Sounds like you could be a lot more positive!

    My objective isn't "to make it in poker" -- I have a career that I love and adore. This is more of a side interest that I'm pursuing.

    Thank you for the tip on the Beginners' Circle Digest.

    And I could do that math, but there are many factors to consider, including the fact that half that time was HU with 2/4 Limit; I'm playing at the lowest stakes available because of my low BR at the moment and my skill level is probably fairly low at this point. As all of those variables change, I feel confident that I will build my measly 1,600 play chips to 1,000,000.

    And regarding your last point, that might be part of poker, but I believe there is a lot more to it than that, kind sir.
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    Quote Originally Posted by daven View Post
    also do some math, it has taken you 6hrs to increase your chips by 50%, how long do you think it will take to increase them by 1000000%?
    0hrs - 1000
    6hrs - 1500
    12hrs - 2250
    18hrs - 3375
    24hrs - 5062
    30hrs - 7593
    36hrs - 11390
    42hrs - 17085
    48hrs - 25628
    54hrs - 38443
    60hrs - 57665
    66hrs - 86497
    72hrs - 129746
    78hrs - 194619
    84hrs - 291929
    90hrs - 437893
    96hrs - 656840
    102hrs - 1 MILLION
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    <3 daven

    my first thought was he offered you $100 and you counter-offered with give me $100, wat
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    also +1 to people who feel you should just deposit and play the penny tables. With a bit of reading here you should never go broke, and chances are even if you're breaking even for a while you'll be learning more playing with real money than playing with play money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ofheartandcity View Post
    Sounds like you could be a lot more positive!
    Tongue in cheek, etc

    Quote Originally Posted by ofheartandcity View Post
    And regarding your last point, that might be part of poker, but I believe there is a lot more to it than that, kind sir.
    this is debatable, but probably true although flopping sets and getting paid definitely has its place

    seriously though, play money vs 2nl => play 2nl for sure. I don't think you'll gain all that much from your play money project, and poker becomes even more fascinating when real money is involved.
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    There are easier and quicker ways to get $100 off your boyfriend.

    It's my opinion that there is something that can be taken from play money. Primarily, it's noticing when others are making mistakes (which is all the time of course), and recognising how big a mistake they made. And I suspect it would be great for confidence, an important aspect of poker, if you succeed in dominating the play money tables for a month or two or whatever.

    Do what you feel is comfortable. There's nothing wrong with playing for free so long as you treat your stack like it's real money, and try to make correct decisions. That way, you're not taking bad habits to the cash tables when you decide to play for real.

    Good luck!
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    Good luck. But seriously, once you feel comfortable with the software deposit $50. Play 2nl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by !Luck View Post
    Good luck. But seriously, once you feel comfortable with the software deposit $50. Play 2nl.
    Thank you for the advice! I appreciate the feedback I've received in this thread.
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    Get $25 from the bf and use $25 of your own money and start at 2NL.

    Follow BRM and you'll never go broke.

    GL
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    OP congrats on your desire to learn an amazing game. Sounds like you have the basics down etc. I think the point everybody wants to make to you is your time invested in play money really isn't going to benefit you at all once you understand the absolute basics of the game, which you already do. See you will spend a lot of time learning how to play against total retards and once you think you have that mastered you'll think "well I have a million play moniez now I'll grind the real money." you'll make your deposit and think hey I have 20bi's for 10nl so what the hell. You most likely think "shouldn't be long at all before I build my roll up for 25nl then 50nl so like a month or two.You'll be amazed when you suddenly find yourself in a totally different game.Nothing at all appears familiar. These people are totally different. What the hell I thought I had this figured out. Hopefully you'll not get depressed and give up on the game. Or you could do as suggested and play maybe a couple more days of play money until you've read EVERY PIECE OF THIS http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...re-123008.html also you'll do this http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...854.html. Then deposit $50 and start playing 2nl one table at a time. You'll post hands in the forum and get great feed back. You'll get involved in lots of great conversatoin in IRC. Within a day or two you'll notice "Hmm this isn't to bad." Your roll will slowly build as will your confidence. You'll start playing a few tables at a time. Boom you'll suddenly be rolled for 5nl and shortly after 10nl. Then you'll find yourself saying "Damn I'm sure glad I didn't waist all that time F&^%#$* around with play money!

    No matter what you do enjoy the game and take advantage of all the resources here at FTR.

    I am also amazed you've not gotten the "Show us your tits or gtfo yet!
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    get $100 from boyfriend and withdraw 50 and play 2nl
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    information has been brought to my attention that makes this 10000x moar awesome. gl to you. don't listen to these haters. if you think you need to do this then do it. i'm sure u'll be just fine

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    drew, i fucking love you and all, and i'm sure i'll love rosa, but no fucking way she's coming to a poker night.

    <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by HarleyGuy13 View Post
    OP congrats on your desire to learn an amazing game. Sounds like you have the basics down etc. I think the point everybody wants to make to you is your time invested in play money really isn't going to benefit you at all once you understand the absolute basics of the game, which you already do. See you will spend a lot of time learning how to play against total retards and once you think you have that mastered you'll think "well I have a million play moniez now I'll grind the real money." you'll make your deposit and think hey I have 20bi's for 10nl so what the hell. You most likely think "shouldn't be long at all before I build my roll up for 25nl then 50nl so like a month or two.You'll be amazed when you suddenly find yourself in a totally different game.Nothing at all appears familiar. These people are totally different. What the hell I thought I had this figured out. Hopefully you'll not get depressed and give up on the game. Or you could do as suggested and play maybe a couple more days of play money until you've read EVERY PIECE OF THIS also you'll do this, deposit $50 and start playing 2nl one table at a time. You'll post hands in the forum and get great feed back. You'll get involved in lots of great conversatoin in IRC. Within a day or two you'll notice "Hmm this isn't to bad." Your roll will slowly build as will your confidence. You'll start playing a few tables at a time. Boom you'll suddenly be rolled for 5nl and shortly after 10nl. Then you'll find yourself saying "Damn I'm sure glad I didn't waist all that time F&^%#$* around with play money!

    No matter what you do enjoy the game and take advantage of all the resources here at FTR.

    I am also amazed you've not gotten the "Show us your tits or gtfo yet!
    Thank you for this!! Much appreciated. I was already getting that idea from everyone else's comments, but you spelled it out oh-so-clearly and now it's very obvious to me why play money should be a short lived venture and then I need to start penny games.

    TYVM
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes View Post
    information has been brought to my attention that makes this 10000x moar awesome. gl to you. don't listen to these haters. if you think you need to do this then do it. i'm sure u'll be just fine
    What info would that be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetlemon69 View Post
    drew, i fucking love you and all, and i'm sure i'll love rosa, but no fucking way she's coming to a poker night.

    <3
    I won't take all of your chips. I promise.

    Just most.
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    Nobody touches my chips...

    especially my poker chips...
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    Then how come you don't want me at poker night, hata'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ofheartandcity View Post
    What info would that be?
    I outed you as drew's significant other

    hi, I've met drew in real lifes. we've shared some intimate moments, drew'll fill you in on details etc...

    gl with playmoney and such. Glad to see drew's steering you away from limit pokers. it's not real pokers

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    I guess having a gf who likes poker makes up for drew having a shitty year

    I jk. hi5 2u drew
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    omg wtf you're drew's gf?

    drew stop being a cheap bastard and give her a bankroll or else i'll beat you up when you land in vancouver
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    omg wtf you're drew's gf?

    drew stop being a cheap bastard and give her a bankroll or else i'll beat you up when you land in vancouver
    I need that $100 to be put towards our 1/2 sessions at edgewater. Rosa will be there too btw. I land this thursday evening.
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    Everyone's going to be at River Rock because of the BCPC! Might be worth taking the skytrain there if the games aren't good at Edgewater.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
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    Bots can love?
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    Wat was all the talk about drew being gay? I'm so confused??
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    omg wtf you're drew's gf?

    drew stop being a cheap bastard and give her a bankroll or else i'll beat you up when you land in vancouver
    LOL.

    So much for Andrew and I keeping it on the d/l! Andrew said, "I tried to respond to your OP the way I would to any girl on FTR." I said, "I think you might've made it obvious." But regardless, those of you who knew let the cat out of the bag. *cough* d0zer *cough*

    It's true, I'm flying to Vancouver to meet Andrew next Tuesday night (and hoping to hear all about his successful Vegas trip). And if I don't have a play money bankroll of at least 10,000 by then, well... I'll be damned. There's no way he'll let me use $1,000 of his Vegas winnings to play at Edgewater or River Rock!
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    So time for a real blog update.

    Over the last few nights (in play money), I found a lot of success at 2/4 Limit 1-on-1. I was easily turning my 100 play chips into 200 over a 15-20 minute session by making minor adjustments against my opponent and knowing when to be aggressive.

    A few times, I tried to play at a Full Ring table in 2/4 Limit. Each time I did this, I'd make a bit less profit at the Heads Up game and I'd start losing lots of money at the Full Ring 2/4 Limit.

    Today, I talked to Andrew on Skype about the fact that Sunday night and Monday night I experienced my first losses in play money. Which is to say that my previous 15-20 sessions, I've been "profitable" (in play money). I'd never left the table down chips before. After talking through it a bit with him, I realized that when I played Heads Up and Full Ring concurrently, I forgot to play with different ranges. I would call at the Full Ring table with hands that had proved profitable at Heads Up and forget that, with seven or eight other players at the table, there's no way that the same broad range of cards could yield the same success.

    I decided to play either Heads Up or Full Ring each session (but not both concurrently) and to focus on my range in each game. Tonight I played 30 minutes of Full Ring (2/4 Limit still) and turned 100 chips into 350. Understanding the range that I'm comfortable playing when there are more players involved is paramount to my success at this game.

    I also decided to day that, once I hit 2000 chips in 2/4 Limit play money, I'm going to move to 2/4 NL. If I keep seeing the same 'success', then I'll put some money into Poker Stars next week and start at microstakes. I might even be able to convince Andrew to contribute to my initial bankroll.
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    When you play 2/4NL with 2000 chips for a bankroll, I'd recommend trying to get to something like 10,000 chips at least. 2/4 NL Real money requires generally a $20,000 bankroll. You're starting with 2,000. That's 5 buy-ins (400 stacks). It's not uncommon to lose 10 stacks in one session at any stake.
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    Didn't read all posts, but read some of Harley's.

    At least up to the point of saying your time will be better off spent. This is infinitely true. You're WAY better off putting in that time you would be playing play money (to get to a million) by reading poker books, or playing very low stakes real cash games.

    It's like saying you want to be a race car driver, and asking how long it will take to beat a car racing video game. Well, maybe not quite as extreme, but similar.
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    This thread must be spam, there's no way any of you guys have a girlfriend in real life. I supsect Drew has made a phoney account to give the impression he's not gay. How sad.
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    drew stop making up posts to pretend you have a girlfriend. don't end up like spoon and making up chelle
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetlemon69 View Post
    drew stop making up posts to pretend you have a girlfriend. don't end up like spoon and making up chelleS
    .
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    A GIRL IN FTR ZOMG WANNA CYBER?
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    It really is a goddamn sausage fest aroune here.

    Are there more where you come from?
    Can you bring them over?

    I might be wrong but I believe we never had a girl around here that ventured past microstakes. So you got something to shoot for imo.
    Last edited by oskar; 11-17-2010 at 08:54 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    It really is a goddamn sausage fest aroune here.

    Are there more where you come from?
    Can you bring them over?

    I might be wrong but I believe we never had a girl around here that ventured past microstakes. So you got something to shoot for imo.
    Thanks for the love.

    I played at a the pub tournament tonight. Placed 14th out of 27. I won two really big pots in the beginning when blinds were low, but then I kept getting dealt shit cards. I literally didn't see a face card for at least 20-25 hands consecutively. In the end, my stack got so low that I had to play by the 10 bb rule and with something like 7 bbs left, I went all-in with a Kd 7h. The guy who called me had Ah Kd and there was an A on the flop so it was over after that.

    I would like some advice on how I played this one particular hand since I feel like I played it all wrong. And I know this will drive some people crazy, but I'm not good at remembering details of live hands, so hopefully I have enough info for you to help me.

    My hand was . I was in position with eight players. It was 5/10 NL.

    Pot was 55 and when it came to me, I bet 10. Three people called.

    The flop was

    I bet 30.

    Two people folded.

    The guy to my right called.

    The turn was

    I bet 300. (People at the table gasped).

    The guy to my right called.

    The river was

    I bet 300.

    The guy to my right called.

    I showed the full house:

    He showed two pair:

    Should I have been more aggressive after the flop? Should I have been more aggressive than 300? Was that too aggressive to begin with?
    Last edited by ofheartandcity; 11-17-2010 at 11:42 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    I might be wrong but I believe we never had a girl around here that ventured past microstakes. So you got something to shoot for imo.
    ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ofheartandcity View Post
    Should I have been more aggressive after the flop? Should I have been more aggressive than 300? Was that too aggressive to begin with?
    I'm assuming you're asking about your bet sizing. It seems like you bet too little on the flop and too much on the turn. Generally speaking we need stack sizes to help you out optimally, though.

    What kind of hands did you put him on for each street?
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    When you post a hand include stack size estimates.

    Bet bigger on every street. Except the turn.



    Edited cause I didn't realize size of pot on turn
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    I'm assuming you're asking about your bet sizing. It seems like you bet too little on the flop and too much on the turn. Generally speaking we need stack sizes to help you out optimally, though.

    What kind of hands did you put him on for each street?
    At this point in the game, I think I had approximately 1800-2000 and I'd guess he had about 1100.

    I thought he might have a straight draw.

    I should add that the table had been playing quite tight. If someone made a bet of 30 pre flop or even post flop, nearly everyone was folding.
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    The pot is 95 on the flop. If someone is calling your bet of 30 on this flop, there is a high chance that they will also call more. Obviously this is player dependent, but you should pretty much always be betting more on this flop. If no one calls, oh well they weren't going to call your bet of 30 either (most likely).

    Your bet is too big on the turn because at this point, the pot is only 155. If he really is on a straight draw, you obviously don't wanna give him good odds to continue, but you also don't want to scare him off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    The pot is 95 on the flop. If someone is calling your bet of 30 on this flop, there is a high chance that they will also call more. Obviously this is player dependent, but you should pretty much always be betting more on this flop. If no one calls, oh well they weren't going to call your bet of 30 either (most likely).

    Your bet is too big on the turn because at this point, the pot is only 155. If he really is on a straight draw, you obviously don't wanna give him good odds to continue, but you also don't want to scare him off.
    Thanks.
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    Quick blog update!

    I got 2000 chips at 2/4 NL. I ventured into 1/2 No Limit. I sat down at a 1-on-1 table and took 200 chips with me. The guy I played against went all-in when I had KQ, so I called and won. That left him with 400 and me with 400.

    A few hands later, I had something decent (QT, maybe?) and I caught top pair on the flop. He shoved and I called and lost everything I had at the table.

    My first thoughts: Jesus Christ, I can't do this No Limit shit. Epic fail! I'm just as emotional/unbalanced at NL as I feared I would be!

    Having successfully taken my stack after a few hands, he left.

    I found another 1-on-1 and decided to pay more attention to the other person's hands.

    I started with 400 at 1/2 NL in play money and, over 150 hands with three different opponents, turned it into 1000. The last woman I played against started with 400 and, when she was left with approximately 170, had the following conversation with me:

    "don't you speak?"
    "sure. how are you?"
    "fine if you call getting beat to death fine"
    "this is my first time playing NL on here"
    "and i'm a pro.... look how good you are!"
    "are you really? that's awesome! my bf plays pro poker"
    "i'm in a casino hotel right now... played live games earlier tonight, but luckily i had better cards then"
    "how long have you been playing pro?"
    "how old are you? oh no. i think i'm getting schooled by a kid"
    "24, you?"
    "much older"
    "40?"
    "about"

    Some time passed and her stack dwindled to just above 100.

    "geesh i can't play like this anymore"
    (no response)
    "okay gtg i can't beat you. good luck"
    "thank you"

    With approximately 75 chips left in her stack, she left.

    I know it's play money and I know it 'doesn't mean anything', buuuuuuttt... it's good for the ego! At least I'll have some confidence when Andrew and I deposit da real manies.
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    Favourite hand tonight in 2/4 NL:

    Hero has 200
    Villain has 200

    Hero bets 4
    Villain raises 100
    Hero calls

    After the flop, Villain shoves
    Hero calls
    Villain has "Oh fuck" moment

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    make a deposit already!
    "You start the game with a full pot o’ luck and an empty pot o’ experience...
    The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."

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    you guys picked the worst time to come to vancouver, lol. it never snows in november, this is ridiculous!
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    record low temperatures too, woohoo
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Problem with play money is clear in this hand you have a screenshot of... there aren't many villains at the cash tables who will raise QJo to 25bb, even HU. It's just a dumb move that can only be made by someone who either doesn't care if he loses, or doesn't understand the game.

    How much play money do you have now, out of curiosity?
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    record low temperatures too, woohoo
    Yeah it's cold here too. Thank God for the plug-in heater.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Problem with play money is clear in this hand you have a screenshot of... there aren't many villains at the cash tables who will raise QJo to 25bb, even HU. It's just a dumb move that can only be made by someone who either doesn't care if he loses, or doesn't understand the game.

    How much play money do you have now, out of curiosity?
    Yes, I've seen a lot of moves at play money tables that are purely made because it's play money.

    My biggest loss recently went like this:

    1/2 NL

    Hero has (400)
    Villain (250ish)

    Hero bets 6
    Villain calls

    Flop:

    Villain bets 125
    Hero shoves
    Villain calls

    Villain has

    Turn:

    River:

    Hero:
    Villain:

    I dropped some 'F' bombs aloud like you've never heard come out of a nice girl's mouth before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    you guys picked the worst time to come to vancouver, lol. it never snows in november, this is ridiculous!
    If they haven't been you need to take them to Victoria. God I love Victoria!
    "You start the game with a full pot o’ luck and an empty pot o’ experience...
    The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."

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    stupid games call for stupid adjustments imo. If I wanted to build up play money for whatever reason I would just open as many full ring tables as possible and open JJ+, AK for 20bb's and jam almost any flop. Unless my perception of playmoney games is way off, this should get you there the fastest with the least amount of pain involved.
    The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lolzzz_321 View Post
    ARE YOU EVEN REAL?
    LULZ.

    What kind of proof do you want/need?
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    stupid games call for stupid adjustments imo. If I wanted to build up play money for whatever reason I would just open as many full ring tables as possible and open JJ+, AK for 20bb's and jam almost any flop. Unless my perception of playmoney games is way off, this should get you there the fastest with the least amount of pain involved.
    All the more reason to deposit real monies for microstakes when Andrew and I get back from BC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ofheartandcity View Post
    LULZ.

    What kind of proof do you want/need?
    well since you bring it up...
  62. #62
    Quote Originally Posted by ofheartandcity View Post
    LULZ.

    What kind of proof do you want/need?

    Ohh Ohh I got an idea...........
    "You start the game with a full pot o’ luck and an empty pot o’ experience...
    The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."

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    Do you have testicles? If so, learn to bet like it
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    Quote Originally Posted by ofheartandcity View Post
    All the more reason to deposit real monies for microstakes when Andrew and I get back from BC.
    YES
    "You start the game with a full pot o’ luck and an empty pot o’ experience...
    The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."

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    Do you have testicles? If so, learn to bet like it
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    Quote Originally Posted by ofheartandcity View Post
    LULZ.

    What kind of proof do you want/need?
    pic of you with a sign that says 'i love ftr', 'ftr or rocks', or something to that effect

    I'll write a news article about it if you want - Poker News « Poker Blogs
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    Hi!
    I recently started trying to play Poker more competitively too... I think I'm going to follow your lead and brush up on my skills on the play money tables.. thanks for the inspiration, I'd forgotten what the point of them was. Probably why I was losing so badly all the time, I was in a hurry to win money and didn't bother getting the fundamentals down pat. THANKS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lolzzz_321 View Post
    pic of you with a sign that says 'i love ftr', 'ftr or rocks', or something to that effect

    I'll write a news article about it if you want - Poker News « Poker Blogs
    jon sure loves his job!
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    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lolzzz_321 View Post
    pic of you with a sign that says 'i love ftr', 'ftr or rocks', or something to that effect
    If you're gonna go down this route, at least hold up a sign that amuses everyone, such as "Andrew lasts 70 seconds before he goes off", or perhaps "I'm having an affair with Spoon".

    *edit - and of course, tits out. There really isn't enough sexism itt.
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    ongies gonna ong
  68. #68
    Hi everyone,
    I made it to Vancouver (and Victoria) and we had a blast.

    I regret to inform you that Andrew paid for me to enter a daily tourney at Edgewater and I didn't last very long. Blinds were going up every 15-20 minutes and I was pretty card dead, so I ended up busting out in the fourth round. I applied the 10 bb rule when I was finally dealt an ace.

    It went like this.

    100/200 blinds

    Hero (875) in small blind
    Villain (5000?) in big blind

    Hero:

    Most of the players fold.
    Villain calls.
    Hero shoves.
    Villain calls.

    Villain shows:

    Flop:

    It doesn't even matter what the turn or the river were... he caught the straight on the flop and I didn't catch a four and it was all over after that. Thaaaat's poker.

    So back to Pokerstars, I go. And no, no real manies deposited just yet. Stay tuned.
    Last edited by ofheartandcity; 11-29-2010 at 06:16 PM.
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    sick, why did they let villain in the BB call before you acted?
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    She confused the HH.

    Folds to SB who raises
    Hero in the BB shoves
    SB calls with ATd
    Flop was KdQdJh
    GG NH
    Last edited by BankItDrew; 12-02-2010 at 12:00 AM.
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    Obv

    When is she gonna do the interview?
  72. #72
    I DEPOSITED DA MONIES TODAY!!!!!

    I put $20 into my account and Andrew matched it. I started at $0.01/$0.02 NL 6-ring with $2 at the table.

    First Day Stats
    Tables: 2
    Hands: 256
    Time: 1.5 hours
    End Bankroll: $40.19 ($41.99 until the second last hand -- see below)
    FPP: 5.60
    VPP: 5.60
    Fave Hand: Quad As
    Worst Loss: K high flush to A high flush (second last hand of the night)
  73. #73
    This is kind of a fun Op to follow. It will be more fun now that you're playin for real. Try to take this seriously. Some people can't take the lowest stake (2NL) seriously and they never learn to beat it. This is your first step on an epic journey.

    My best advice is to not expect to win. Just play your best, win or lose. Take bad beats without tilting (yea, right). Yea, it's 4:00 a.m. and I'm kinda high. Anyway, good luck.
    Explain...what I do for a living without saying "I make monies in da 600 enels by pwnin' tha donk bitches". Instead I say "I'm a online financial redistribution broker". - Sasquach991
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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayToWin View Post
    it's 4:00 a.m. and I'm kinda high. Anyway, good luck.
    lol playtowin!

    Quote Originally Posted by PlayToWin View Post
    This is your first step on an epic journey.
    QFT

    Good luck!
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    I'd appreciate people's thoughts on Rosa's recent hand:

    PokerStars Game #53751598710: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2010/12/05 0:30:34 ET
    Table 'Salome' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: grissonlv ($4.04 in chips)
    Seat 2: ofheart&city ($2 in chips)
    Seat 4: whiteybfd ($7.04 in chips)
    Seat 5: Baluubear ($1.67 in chips)
    Seat 6: 7SainT7 ($3 in chips)
    grissonlv: posts small blind $0.01
    ofheart&city: posts big blind $0.02
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to ofheart&city [Kh Qd]
    whiteybfd: folds
    Baluubear: folds
    7SainT7: raises $0.04 to $0.06
    grissonlv: raises $0.04 to $0.10
    ofheart&city: raises $0.10 to $0.20
    7SainT7: folds
    grissonlv: calls $0.10
    *** FLOP *** [7c 3s 9s]
    grissonlv: checks
    ofheart&city: checks
    *** TURN *** [7c 3s 9s] [Kc]
    grissonlv: bets $0.02
    ofheart&city: raises $0.06 to $0.08
    grissonlv: calls $0.06
    *** RIVER *** [7c 3s 9s Kc] [7s]
    grissonlv: bets $1
    ofheart&city: folds
    Uncalled bet ($1) returned to grissonlv
    grissonlv collected $0.59 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $0.62 | Rake $0.03
    Board [7c 3s 9s Kc 7s]
    Seat 1: grissonlv (small blind) collected ($0.59)
    Seat 2: ofheart&city (big blind) folded on the River
    Seat 4: whiteybfd folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: Baluubear folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: 7SainT7 (button) folded before Flop

    Would you have folded or called on the river?
    Last edited by BankItDrew; 12-05-2010 at 12:39 AM.

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