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    Default Marry, fuck, kill... Thanksgiving Edition

    Actually not Thanksgiving, but I have an hour on my hands so....

    Jessica Rabbit



    Tifa Lockhart



    Samus Aran

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    fuck-marry-kill

    easy game.
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    I prefer fucking and marrying in three dimensions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    I prefer fucking and marrying in three dimensions.
    Aw bummer, I was gonna use Neytiri instead of one of them. All the 3d you want then
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk View Post
    fuck-marry-kill

    easy game.
    .
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    God, I always had a thing for Tifa. I'm gonna have to agree with Hawk.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    fuck kill marry


    hopefully I didn't just marry a tranny by accident


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    Fuck tifa by default
    Kill Jessica, because I hate those, "shit don't stink" prissy fucks
    marry Samus because it's me obviously and she's jacked
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk View Post
    fuck-marry-kill

    easy game.
    Yep.

    Am I supposed to know who the 2nd and 3rd ones are though?


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Yep.

    Am I supposed to know who the 2nd and 3rd ones are though?
    Only if you're a video game nerd.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    kill - fuck/marry - kill
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schya View Post
    kill - fuck/marry - kill
    YouTube - Shag, Marry, Kill
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    fuck/marry kill kill

    sorry redheads over brunettes.


    PLUS Jessica Rabbit plays patty-cake like a champ
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    ya, hawk shut this thread down.
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    Fuck - Fuck - Fuck

    Die from exhaustion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty3038 View Post
    Fuck - Fuck - Fuck

    Die from exhaustion.
    +1984156
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    wufwugys sig ftw
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    kill the rabbit, marry the cyber ninja, and fuck the azn
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    himself fucker.
    FMK and I'm happy with my decision.
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    Kill, get exited, Fuck, get relief, Marry, get exited then get bored then Fuck to get exited but still bored then kill to get exited but still bored then Kill and fuck the corpse, get exited.
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    Who is the third one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance View Post
    Who is the third one?
    From Metroid.

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    FMK, wow @ tifa
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Kill Jessica
    Marry Tifa
    and Fuck Samus

    Like anyone could kill Samus. LOL. She's survived cyber-dinosaurs shooting lasers from their eyes, and spiky bones from their chests.. you couldn't kill her if you wanted to.
    The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly rating their ability much higher than average. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their mistakes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4 View Post
    Kill Jessica
    Marry Tifa
    and Fuck Samus

    Like anyone could kill Samus. LOL. She's survived cyber-dinosaurs shooting lasers from their eyes, and spiky bones from their chests.. you couldn't kill her if you wanted to.
    lol, she's a girl you nutty feminist!


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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