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    Default married woman and me. how to briefly escape husband

    Ive been seeing a married woman. her husband pretty much keeps her house bound / prisoner.

    She would pretend to be visiting friends. Park her car there. I would drive along , pick her up. Back to mine. Drop her back after a few hours.

    Water tight. (ish).


    Husband found out. and he knows me , he want to continue with marriage , but SHE must NEVER see me, deleted me off facebook and delete my phone number. ( however , we have skype)

    which brings me to today.

    We decided to continue affair.

    She told him she wants more freedom and says she is going out tonight .

    So far so good. But she is stuck.

    She doesnt have any friends who she can use as alibies , the ones she used before are the reason we got found out.

    Any one got any Ideas on how to solve this ?

    I have a 2 hour window to find a solution.
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    Use one of your female friends.

    Also, nice karma.
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    Ive thought of that. Phoned my ex-wife . no answer , she must be at work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post
    Ive thought of that. Phoned my ex-wife . no answer , she must be at work.
    lol? is this a level?
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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post
    Husband found out. and he knows me , he want to continue with marriage
    Uh, does she?
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    Call an escort service and have that girl play her friend

    Quote Originally Posted by L_Clan_Sup3rMaN View Post
    lol? is this a level?
    I figure the whole thread is.
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    Just till after Chrismas.

    Ill start another thread on the morality at a later date.

    Please keep on topic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123
    Ive thought of that. Phoned my ex-wife . no answer , she must be at work.
    Quote Originally Posted by L_Clan_Sup3rMaN View Post
    lol? is this a level?
    Get with the times caveman! Women can have jobs nowadays! Man, some people are just so disrespectful of others!


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    On a scale of 1 to 10, I think you should definitely not see this girl anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post
    Just till after Chrismas.

    Ill start another thread on the morality at a later date.

    Please keep on topic.
    Wasn't judging, just curious if she was into the whole under her husband's thumb thing.

    I look forward to judging you, her and him in the other thread though.
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    These trolls are usually pretty successful
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    dis is uncool
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    pics?
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    always boggles my mind when people are willing to be in a relationship with someone who is cheating in their current relationship. i mean, she will never cheat on you, right?

    unless you're just banging that shit and don't care, in which case, csb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    always boggles my mind when people are willing to be in a relationship with someone who is cheating in their current relationship. i mean, she will never cheat on you, right?

    unless you're just banging that shit and don't care, in which case, csb.

    meh.. I think like with most things, "it depends." Generally I agree with your sentiment, but there are always exceptions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    meh.. I think like with most things, "it depends." Generally I agree with your sentiment, but there are always exceptions.
    like when it's boost banging wives...amirite?!?!?!

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    Hurry up with the other thread, I'm wanting to judge now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Hurry up with the other thread, I'm wanting to judge now.
    +1

    ?wut
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    Another curiousity: is she of a non Anglo-Saxon background?
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    also why has husband not kicked your head in yet
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    How violent exactly is husband? I think you'd best check into THAT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee View Post
    How violent exactly is husband? I think you'd best check into THAT.
    He's obviously a pussy if he wants to stay with a woman that cheated on him.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    He's obviously a pussy if he wants to stay with a woman that cheated on him.
    Maybe he's just biding his time until he kills them both
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    mother had stroke, pick her up at hospital

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    Last edited by jyms; 12-03-2010 at 07:31 PM.
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    I want to know how he found out because your set-up was pretty bad to begin with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    mother had stroke, pick her up at hospital

    From experience?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie View Post
    mother had stroke, pick her up at hospital

    Also hi5
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    Anyone else think Karma comes back to bite the person who facilitates the cheating?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    meh.. I think like with most things, "it depends." Generally I agree with your sentiment, but there are always exceptions.
    nope


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    mother had stroke, pick her up at hospital

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    First off, he's not gonna buy the visiting friends shit so stop thinking with your dick. He's gonna find you and then he's gonna shoot you or some crazy shit like that. I'm guessing the reason for waiting until after christmas is because there are kids involved, so let everybody have christmas and lay low until she's ready to split.

    I'm not waiting for the morals thread so I'll tell you now that all three of you are douchebags, but you already know that don't you.
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    this is a genuine thread.


    Its 02;57 and ive paid my Karmic price, im a man with a story to tell.

    NSFW. new thread tomorrow
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty3038 View Post
    Anyone else think Karma comes back to bite the person who facilitates the cheating?
    OP is doing the husband a favor. What if he didn't find out until 30 years from now when his dick doesn't work anymore after being faithful to the same cheating whore that long?
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    are the husband/wife still sleeping together OP?
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    cheating whores ftw
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    OP is not the one with the problem in this relationship.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty3038 View Post
    Anyone else think Karma comes back to bite the person who facilitates the cheating?
    yeah don't the pink fairies that live in wonderland run the karma business? big bucks in karma, even with a bad economy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    yeah don't the pink fairies that live in wonderland run the karma business? big bucks in karma, even with a bad economy.
    bam
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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post
    this is a genuine thread.


    Its 02;57 and ive paid my Karmic price, im a man with a story to tell.

    NSFW. new thread tomorrow
    LOL YESSSS

    you better deliver
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    this is seriously just a level
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    If you're poking her wang, you're doing something wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance View Post
    From experience?
    nope, i've never done a married chick (to my knowledge)
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    where the fuck are the nudes?!
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    He's obviously a pussy if he wants to stay with a woman that cheated on him.
    ummm, not really

    there are a ton of plausible reason, being a pussy is not necessarily the most prominent one.


    now hurry up with the new thread celtic!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    ummm, not really

    there are a ton of plausible reason, being a pussy is not necessarily the most prominent one.


    now hurry up with the new thread celtic!
    yeah like he could be a bitch, or she could make all the money and he's a bitch

    or his wife's a dumb whore who likes to fuck with dumb motherfuckers and he's scared of not being able to find another hole to stick it in
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    those are some examples, yeah
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    or he could be a bitch
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    or he could not be marcellus wallace
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    nope

    That's pretty pitiful If that's all you can do to defend your illusions of a world in which there are no gray areas and absolutes are the norm when it comes to issues of morality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    or he could not be marcellus wallace

    awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    That's pretty pitiful If that's all you can do to defend your illusions of a world in which there are no gray areas and absolutes are the norm when it comes to issues of morality.
    lol, I think it's pointless to stay with a chick that would cheat on you and suddenly my whole world is black and white. How dare I have an absolute opinion on one matter. You crazy internet kids and your self-made drama...


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    where the fuck are the nudes?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by L_Clan_Sup3rMaN View Post
    lol? is this a level?
    I did phone , but we never spoke. ever

    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Get with the times caveman! Women can have jobs nowadays! Man, some people are just so disrespectful of others!
    this wins

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    On a scale of 1 to 10, I think you should definitely not see this girl anymore.
    Oh , i should , shes awesome, i think shes pregnant.

    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Wasn't judging, just curious if she was into the whole under her husband's thumb thing.

    I look forward to judging you, her and him in the other thread though.

    the other threads a fail..pics will end it.


    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    always boggles my mind when people are willing to be in a relationship with someone who is cheating in their current relationship. i mean, she will never cheat on you, right?

    unless you're just banging that shit and don't care, in which case, csb.

    shes fine. lots of issues , she does care.


    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Hurry up with the other thread, I'm wanting to judge now.
    threads hated .

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    rangers are a better football club anyway
    ouch

    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    also why has husband not kicked your head in yet
    He threatened her he would, I parked my van outside their flat. he didnt come out to punch me.

    I am a unit, but i would have give him one free hit.

    He missed his chance

    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee View Post
    How violent exactly is husband? I think you'd best check into THAT.
    Passive, likes a joint and play-station games. non aggressive.
    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    He's obviously a pussy if he wants to stay with a woman that cheated on him.
    cant get my head round it.

    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    I want to know how he found out because your set-up was pretty bad to begin with.
    we got carried away.


    Quote Originally Posted by flomo View Post
    can she cook?
    yes, and she makes his sandwiches

    Quote Originally Posted by supahaole View Post
    First off, he's not gonna buy the visiting friends shit so stop thinking with your dick. He's gonna find you and then he's gonna shoot you or some crazy shit like that. I'm guessing the reason for waiting until after christmas is because there are kids involved, so let everybody have christmas and lay low until she's ready to split.

    I'm not waiting for the morals thread so I'll tell you now that all three of you are douchebags, but you already know that don't you.

    nope, im banging her, he aint .

    i am , he aint.


    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73 View Post
    are the husband/wife still sleeping together OP?
    they sleep in same bed, but he turns his back, she isnt lying to me, i've known about his lack of affection for years. pics to follow in the failed thread.
    Last edited by celtic123; 12-04-2010 at 06:04 PM.
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    is she fat? she must be fat.
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    pics wont load..try agaIN tomorrow
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    So whole thread was about an old dude showing off that he is banging a younger chick, right?
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    This will only end in tears...and perhaps a homicide.
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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post
    pics wont load..try agaIN tomorrow
    ^^^ other thread doesn't need to be locked yet
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    So whole thread was about an old dude showing off that he is banging a younger chick, right?
    Makes me want to forgive him for being a homewrecker. I mean if I'm at that age and can still get a young girl.. there is absolutely no reason not to, right.
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    Hold the fuck up.

    He just said he thinks she's preggo.


    WHAT THE FUCK, ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    Hold the fuck up.

    He just said he thinks she's preggo.


    WHAT THE FUCK, ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!
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    yeah chelle its def the pregnancy that makes him an idiot...


    for fucks sake.

    ?wut
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    And he's reproducing with the young girl too, double awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    Hold the fuck up.

    He just said he thinks she's preggo.


    WHAT THE FUCK, ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!
    Are you kidding? Old dude just baggged himself a young chick for the long term, cos she knows a cheating single mum aint exactly a good catch for a noobie, and the tax man doesn't see poker income so no maintanance trail. So silver haired lovin it is for the next 16 - 21.

    Well played sir! Well played!


    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance View Post
    And he's reproducing with the young girl too, double awesome.
    Hi 5!
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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post
    I am a unit, but i would have give him one free hit.
    I'd have used a hammer! Keep the freebie mofo.
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    it all makes sense now that i know of the age difference.
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    i've got a feeling this is gonna endup on a Jeremy Kyle show with a DNA test.

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