LOL. My dad is a poker donator, but he finally bought HEM. I got it working for him tonight, and I'm trying to teach him some stuff about the HUD stats.

He's been playing the 6man $26 turbo SnG's on Full Tilt.

I'm hoping he's going to join FlopTurnRiver, start using some reasonable BR management, and start winning. He's smart enough, but I can't convince him that poker is about more than just playing your cards how you feel like.

I'm hoping that watching his graphs will jolt him awake, and get those competitive juices flowing. He runs a $3 million per year business that he started himself - meaning he was his only employee - 25 years ago.

I'm just hoping he turns himself into a winning player. If you see him around FTR, please treat him well. Maybe we can get him posting, analyzing and winning. That would be a great Christmas present for me. My mom blames me for his poker losses.