Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
Well, on the one hand, DTB's av looks like she'd be nice enough to make you a sandwich after whereas this chick looks like she'd eat your sandwich.

That said, I'd be willing to bet DTB's chick smells like foundation makeup and cheap red wine and this here cherub would be more like peppermint foot scrub and squirreled away Swedish berries. I think I like the latter better.

When did you become so funny? I think I only noticed it when you started the advice thread. You consistently make me lawl now. I think a big part of it is that I could so see Burt Reynolds, or Tom Selleck, or whoever is in your avatar throwing around these anecdotes and making these obscure/strange references.