The Christmas Stiffs thread (Congrats to the Wolves and SDM)

[a500lbgorilla]

Enemies have been made today. Now I'll just wait to find out who they are.

[Galapogos]

That was a seriously lame kill.

[GatorJH]

Rilla is dead.

long live rilla.

I feel your pain dude. It totally sucked last game when I got nommed on night 1.

[OngBonga]

I'm in next game. I've spent the last two days reading previous ones, now I can't wait to get involved and get lynched first night.

[wufwugy]

say something other than ack ack ack and im sure you'll be spared for a day or two

[a500lbgorilla]

I will personally skin every single person who posts in this thread before dying.

This thread is for the stiffs and I'm waiting for you all to recruit it someone good.

[a500lbgorilla]

I'm in next game. I've spent the last two days reading previous ones, now I can't wait to get involved and get lynched first night.

You're cool though.

[jackvance]

I feel your pain dude. It totally sucked last game when I got nommed on night 1.

So did I. You made the mistake of not being the angel.

[OngBonga]

If that really is Dranger, can't he put his old avatar up? I miss the bong girl.

[OngBonga]

Oh, and agree with the general consensus that Banana's avatar is nasty. I wouldn't hit it even if I was drunk. I might masturbate while watching her shower, that's it though.

[StillDeadMoney]

Oh, and agree with the general consensus that Banana's avatar is nasty. I wouldn't hit it even if I was drunk. I might masturbate while watching her shower, that's it though.

Banana's avatar is "nasty"? Are you insane? She is in the top 2% looks-wise. She has tits and is thin. Show me your idea of "hot" because I'm really confused.

[StillDeadMoney]

I added a sig pic for everyone to find fault with!

[wufwugy]

Banana's avatar is "nasty"? Are you insane? She is in the top 2% looks-wise. She has tits and is thin. Show me your idea of "hot" because I'm really confused.

[OngBonga]

Top 2%? She barely has tits. I'd say she's more attractive than most women over 15 stone and over the age of 60, but that's not throwing her a compliment. I'd put her in the top 30%, she's a borderline boiler.

What's my idea of "hot"? Well, Dranger's bong girl was pretty much my favourite of the bitches you guys have as avatars, and that arse in Wuf's sig has gotten my attention on more than one occasion. But just for an excuse to post pics of hot women in a feeble attempt to cheer up dead villagers (I'm not hijacking), here's a few of my favourites...

[wufwugy]

I guaranfuckingtee banana's avatar is snaphit IRL

I don't think people realize how incredibly amazingly hot internet 10s are. An internet 6 is like an IRL 9.5

[OngBonga]

I guaranfuckingtee banana's avatar is snaphit IRL

I doubt it. And it's not an age thing, I'd so fucking nail Tori Amos in pretty much any hole she has, she's probably the same age as said avatar. I think it's just that's she's too scrawny, she's a bag of fucking bones. I'd split it down the middle, it would be really messy and I've just got new carpets. Just no.

[philly and the phanatics]

dude just look at the link banana provided with other pics of the girl shes hot as hell (given she is a hick from gainesville so that takes away from it a bit) and rofl at the first pic you posted being hot at all that bitch looks like a rat with a wig

[wufwugy]

You know how the camera adds ten pounds? Well the internet detracts about eight points.

Banana's avatar adheres to the hot standards of IRL quite a bit. Rule of thumb: if she looks decent on the web, she's gorgeous IRL. You may not think that's true, but it is. Only on the internet are thin, figured, pretty women called dogs

[wufwugy]

LOL at you clowns claiming you would do anything other than cream in your pants if this chick so much as whispered in your ear






Just because she's not the epitome of perfection doesn't mean you doofuses wouldn't grind on that four times in two hours

[philly and the phanatics]

while we're comparing, i still like Jenn Sterger more (she has better pics (****NUDES EVEN ZROMGYESYSEYSES****) only not with FSU clothes on)

[a500lbgorilla]

Nudes without the FSU clothes? Whatawhore

[OngBonga]

and rofl at the first pic you posted being hot at all that bitch looks like a rat with a wig

I thought she was more mouse-like. Seriously, I disagree strongly, she's the closest thing to perfect since Debbie Harry in the late 70's. I'm a sucker for a weird looking girl, hence Lucy Lui... oh but it's ok for her to look weird because she's Japanese.

On that subject, I just thought of someone else weird looking who I think is near-perfect... the bitch who played GoGo in Kill Bill

[philly and the phanatics]

what concentration camp did you find that one at?

[wufwugy]

Lucy Liu isn't even close to weird looking. She's one of the hottest azns around

[jackvance]

LOL at you clowns claiming you would do anything other than cream in your pants if this chick so much as whispered in your ear

Just because she's not the epitome of perfection doesn't mean you doofuses wouldn't grind on that four times in two hours

It's just a bad pic he took to use as an avatar. In those you posted she looks quite nice.

[StillDeadMoney]

Lucy Liu is plain, bro.

[DropTheBanana]

Opinions are like assholes....

I've fucked some girls (even when sober) I would never admit to. The thing is, if you're a guy (single, cheating, open relationship, or anything non-monogamous) and a 6+ offers you some pussy and you decline, you're one of 4 things:

1. Gay
2. Pussy whipped by a girl you aren't with
3. Getting a ridiculous amount of ass from 8's or better
4. Someone with self-esteem (or just self) issues which hinders passionate relationships (this is an umbrella statement and can be branched into more specific areas)

I'll leave you to decide which category(ies) you fall under, which causes you to turn down decent pussy on the regular.

This should really be it's own thread though, as not to disrupt 'Rilla's Dead Thread.

[a500lbgorilla]

This should really be it's own thread though, as not to disrupt 'Rilla's Dead Thread.

Too late for that. None of you should be posting in here until you're good and dead, so hurry up with that!

[wufwugy]

abooborilla prefers to be all by his lonesome

[OngBonga]

I'm none of the above, though I think those who point out an internet 6 is an IRL 9 are right. Truth is I'd probably hit it because I've been single for 6 months now and I'm getting desperate for a nosh, but there's many other women I'd be trying to hit on before this one I can tell you. She'd have to really come on strong for me to go for it, you know, offer it on a plate. I wouldn't be making moves on her, that much I know.

Lucy Lui is plain? Who said that? Really? Plain for me is like scrawny American cheerleaders with tons of make up on and a head full of air. Lucy Lui has weird Oriental eyes and one of them cute squished down noses, absolutely the opposite of plain for me. She's one of the most beautiful women in the world. But then I think Björk is also quite beautiful.

[StillDeadMoney]

THIS is a cute Asian.

[OngBonga]

Yes I like her.

[kfaess]

BULLSHIT

I was travelling all day yesterday and somehow got snaplynched

looks like its just me and rilla hangin out in the dead thread


me^ rilla^

[a500lbgorilla]

Sup kfaess? This thread is clearly on the incline. Something I can't say for the snooze-fest going on in-game right now.

[a500lbgorilla]

THIS is a cute Asian.

LOL typical liver. You put too much in having rich blood flowing around inside someone and not enough in the necrosis holes that give you the opportunity to actually shoulder-fuck someone. This is a Stiffs thread, you and your kind can kindly get out of 'ere!

[Keith]

hi guys....when will people learn , i'm always just a villager

[a500lbgorilla]

-3 hours

[a500lbgorilla]

tick tock

[BooG690]

Am I dead yet?

[JKDS]

Noooeesss boog!!!!! Dont die!!!

[StillDeadMoney]

TWIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX

[BennyLaRue]

If we're giving awards to Werewolf sessions, this one would win a Grammy and not be nominated by any other awards shows.

[GatorJH]

it's early. The game never gets interesting until either a special or wolf is outed.

[bigred]

it's early. The game never gets interesting until either a special or wolf is outed.

Hmmm, well. Based on research I've seen, a wolf in the closet tends to be wolfaphobic.

[a500lbgorilla]

I think you'll find they're luposlipophobic.

[JKDS]

O shit, rilla has power now.

[a500lbgorilla]

By official decree from the High Office of a500lbgorilla, the following JKDS's shall be summarily executed at dawn:

1. JKDS.

This concludes the official decree and thank you for your continued service in the glorious name of our Lord, a500lbgorilla.

[JKDS]

[kingnat]

Missing the first 3-4 pages of fun due to irl and wonky internet, makes for a difficult game to get into... sorry guys

[Hoopy]

Good luck village.

[JKDS]

Damn

[a500lbgorilla]

Great success!

[StillDeadMoney]

Great success!

Nobody can blame you for the village losing :P

[Ragnar4]

that JKDS kill was pure gold

[jackvance]

You were being kinda obvious about it JKDS, even I had figured out you were probably the seer at that point.

[JKDS]

Ya i failed pretty hard. I was trying to just be completely different from last game, and went ultra aggressive at everyone. Didnt really work as intended lol

[BennyLaRue]

Hey Warpe, I've started reading Dune, in part so I can understand what the hell happened that game.

[bigred]

Comon trips. I'm on my iPhone but I wanna see our results!

[bigred]

Dammit psychic cat, why do you tease me so?

[Warpe]

eff me

[XTR1000]

right, I won´t mess with psychic cat anymore in the future.

[Keith]

Dammit psycopathic cat, why do you tease me so?

FYP

[a500lbgorilla]

You should listen to psychic cat tomorrow for the killing cue, that way you can identify a villager.

[Warpe]

Hey Warpe, I've started reading Dune, in part so I can understand what the hell happened that game.

I'm interested in hearing what you think of it.

[StillDeadMoney]

6-11
6-9
6-7
6-5

Not a lot of time left :P

[Keith]

especially if you keep posting game stuff in the dead thread

[wufwugy]

Oh the huge manatee. So many secrets, and I was planning on finally blasting a hole right through them today.

[JKDS]

I hate being dead.

[a500lbgorilla]

I hate being dead.

The Office of the High Council of a500lbgorilla has found you incorrect. It is the express pleasure of the High Office to inform you that you are happy to be dead. Please enjoy your happiness.

Signed,
Your Glorious Lord a500lbgorilla

[supa]

That's only coz 'rilla pooped the pooped the party.

[a500lbgorilla]

That's only coz 'rilla pooped the pooped the party.

Get off my lawn!

[supa]

[wufwugy]

I hate being dead.

Sucks don't it. Especially since I think I know exactly what's going on

[XTR1000]

Everyone does once he´s dead.

[wufwugy]

Everyone does once he´s dead.

Naw it's more like I made a mistake in thinking I wasn't going to get et when I did, so I was planning on presenting the mega super epic wuf breakdown that would win the game later